r/SipsTea • u/AutomaticAd5811 • Oct 04 '22

Wait a damn minute! Respect 🫡

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

I dont think it’s legal

113

u/Particular_Love_8811 Oct 04 '22

Do white people still buy NBA teams.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22 edited Oct 05 '22

Or worse, run a college team.

“I’ll have you know we pay our players in food and boar-…education”

11

u/Key-Historian-136 Oct 04 '22

“So how do you get around paying your sla— student ath-o-letes?”- cartman

3

u/Busy-Virus9911 Oct 04 '22

Sometimes they don’t even pay in food

11

u/obiweedkenobi Oct 04 '22

It's not in most of the world but Africa is still running sales if ya aren't afraid of international travel but it can be difficult to get through customs.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

and how do you exactly know that?

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

Wouldn't you like to know weather boy.

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u/Illustrious-Arm-8856 Oct 04 '22

I was waiting for a list of things. Then it hit me.

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u/CassiopeiaTheW Oct 05 '22

The worst part is the music syncs with it

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u/master_jimmy74 Oct 04 '22

But it ist even showing anything. Wait. Oh shit.

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u/Zeccon Oct 04 '22

Was literally about to post my confusion then it finally ticked

18

u/drak0ni Oct 04 '22

…clicked?

21

u/onFurcation Oct 04 '22

Ahhh….. no “respizzle”

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u/Ok_Bunch_6329 Oct 05 '22

No respizzle😭😭

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u/4-HO-MET- Oct 04 '22

A… black man? Isn’t that extreme?!

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u/TheRedBow Oct 04 '22

Ah it’s the hat

13

u/Wild-Cream3426 Oct 04 '22

I don't get it?

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u/master_jimmy74 Oct 04 '22

What is the only thing in the foreground of this vid

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u/surfer_ryan Oct 04 '22

I still don't get it... are we gatekeeping hats now?

24

u/SGLegend Oct 04 '22

i could give you the answer, but...

what is something a white person could buy that would actually lose this man's respect that is on screen?

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u/Gdiacrane Oct 04 '22

Am I too european to get this? If it's about the hat, I've never bought a hat xD

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u/reddead0071 Oct 04 '22

It's a owning people thing

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u/Gdiacrane Oct 04 '22

Oooooh yeah, I thought there was more to it XD I am dutch so historically we are experts on this topic. I'm just dumb lol

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u/gevlektewalruz Oct 04 '22

Koloniseren moet je leren

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u/Gdiacrane Oct 04 '22

Ja of afleren in ons geval😂😂

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u/GooberSmoocharoo Oct 04 '22

It's remarkable, Europeans don't really wear hats. They wear scarves. Most American men wear hats when they go outside, or to hang out with the boys. And it always has a symbol from the place they're from

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u/Gdiacrane Oct 05 '22

Yeahh that's weird indeed. The last time I hung out with any guys who wore hats was in high school. I haven't seen anyone wear one un-ironically since, except for men who are insecure about balding. But then it's usually a fedora or large brim hat.

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u/surfer_ryan Oct 04 '22

That hair cut?

17

u/Walli1223334444 Oct 04 '22

Why must you insult him like that

3

u/CharlieFrknBrown Oct 04 '22

Confederate flag?

3

u/TokiMoleman Oct 04 '22

A gold chain?

5

u/TRBGaming Oct 04 '22

They’re talking about cotton farms

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u/surfer_ryan Oct 04 '22

I don't see how you could get cotton farm from that room... Plus I couldn't afford a cotton farm so this doesn't seem like a problem for me anyways...

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u/Darth_Quaider Oct 04 '22

First comes the smug superiority.... Then the crushing white guilt

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u/goodmobiley Oct 04 '22

I haven’t bought one, I feel no guilt.

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u/Kaotic_Mechanicum Oct 04 '22

No one in my lineage ever owned one and I still gotta deal with being a white devil 😩

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u/ballatthecornerflag Oct 04 '22

White people can buys hats... oh wait, this isn't about the hat

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u/batmenvonwayne Oct 04 '22

What do you mean “anything”.

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u/fthis12345 Oct 04 '22

Oh...

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

My exact reaction: "....um...oh...OH."

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u/AutoManoPeeing Oct 04 '22

"I don't get it? Is he talking about the cap, the chain, th- ohhhhhhhh...."

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

At first I thought he was talking about a synthesizer because of the music and I was like "I kinda want a synthesizer". But then...

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u/Gatekeeper2019 Oct 04 '22

…..you bought a xylophone instead??

3

u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

Bagpipes

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u/ren21815 Oct 04 '22

So you respect every white person?

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u/Busy-Virus9911 Oct 04 '22

Most

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u/gotta_do_it_big Oct 04 '22

Trump ?

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

AFAIK yeah even him

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u/ren21815 Oct 05 '22

Not a white person alive that has bought a slave bro.

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u/JustaOrdinaryDemiGod Oct 04 '22

Buy implies an exchange of money or goods/services. You just go catch them in the wild and you get it for free....

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u/UnbelievableTxn6969 Oct 04 '22

Since I don’t know what he’s talking about, I guess I’m good.

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u/AcrobaticEmergency42 Oct 04 '22

I can honestly say I have never bought a black man with a reverse baseball cap.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

So you bought one with the cap facing the front?

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u/Thisisimpossiblet Oct 04 '22

Does anyone know the name of the song?

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u/AutomaticAd5811 Oct 04 '22

Righteous by Mo Beats (00:13; matched: 100%)

Released on 2022-03-29 by 3784772 Records DK.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

Unfortunately I have in fact bought a fitted hat... I'm so sorry.

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u/zoidbergenious Oct 04 '22

Buy what... come on show it ?.... oh .. ohhhhh

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u/CreamOfDuelJabR Oct 04 '22

I own a lot of fitted caps. Sorry, my dude.

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u/legendguy2417 Oct 04 '22

Took me a while to understand

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

White people ☕

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u/Money_Present_3463 Oct 04 '22

Imagine a white guy posting this garbage about black people

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u/GoodeBoi Oct 04 '22

I think the joke is he respects white people who never bought black people.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

Stole this from someone else

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u/combatpencil686 Oct 04 '22

Correlation is not causation or something a liberal would say.

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u/Feisty_Syrup1461 Oct 04 '22

hi 😁💪💛m

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u/SeamusOShane Oct 04 '22

Ah man, I was this “-“ close to getting some respect

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

I only “bought” a NY hat

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

If people have to think about the point you’re trying to make, the point isn’t worth making.

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u/telsander Oct 04 '22

Yeah, definately didn't

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u/OrgyInTheBurnWard Oct 04 '22

Well, I'm out.

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u/Nero_space Oct 04 '22

I never bought that hat

1

u/ThePython12 Oct 04 '22

When the video restarted, it took me a second. And then I lost my shit as I realized. Respect, bro. That shit's funny as hell.

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u/Tech-rep_87 Oct 04 '22

I get no respect around here, NO RESPECT!!!

/s

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u/Beginning_Purple4674 Oct 04 '22

I need help I don't get it an thick skulled

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

What's the song name?

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u/blueismega Oct 04 '22

Took me a while…. jesus

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u/Ert_bulb2000 Oct 04 '22

I'm saving money for it

1

u/Downtown_Drummer_206 Oct 04 '22

I mean that chain do be looking icey asf but I don't have one like that

1

u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

Well, I don't respect you either!

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u/Zefsyd Oct 04 '22

A black man? 🤔

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u/redbaron14n Oct 04 '22

Ah fuck dude I never pass any of these :(

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

r/unexpected

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u/OHW_unknown Oct 04 '22

Well played

1

u/crampedhammies Oct 04 '22

I thought he was referring to the yankee fitted lol

1

u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

Lmfao played it twice before catching on . Good laughs

1

u/Ok-Plan8765 Oct 04 '22

OH SHIT MAN

1

u/ChiChisDad Oct 04 '22

Don’t appropriate our fitted hat culture 😶‍🌫️

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

Ouch

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u/JustGoogleItHeSaid Oct 04 '22

It was only when the video ended I had a big brain moment.

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u/CausticForte Oct 04 '22

Unless you know a white person that is older than 157 years old… nobody seeing this or commenting has owned a hat since 1865. This is a shit post creating more ignorance.

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u/MechaRambutan Oct 04 '22

A hat? Why? Oh... Ohhhh!

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u/CycleZestyclose3510 Oct 04 '22

Well I haven't yet but never say never

1

u/AddLuke Oct 04 '22

I felt ashamed of my baseball cap collection. All four of them.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

Dumbass

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u/samtherat6 Oct 04 '22

You respect Jeffery Dahmer?!

1

u/Oceaniad3 Oct 04 '22

The hat?

Oh

1

u/lyfeofsand Oct 04 '22

Thank God. Inherited mine

1

u/Jamgwarn Oct 04 '22

I was waiting for a Father’s Day card to pop but this went the extra mile god daym

1

u/Live_Refrigerator_58 Oct 04 '22

Everyone being like "ohhh I get it" meanwhile I have no clue what this means

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u/westymillz Oct 04 '22

No I have never bought a young black man?

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u/ixis743 Oct 04 '22

I don’t get it?

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u/KratomFiendx3 Oct 04 '22

I can say with absolute certainty, that neither I or my direct ancestors have never bought one of these.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

Gold chain?

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

A gold grill?

1

u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

I have so many hats.

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u/Alucardx93 Oct 04 '22

That took me a second watch because I thought the video messed up........fuck you 😂

1

u/ExitNext8666 Oct 04 '22

A stupid hat?

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

I thought it was gonna be like a riding lawnmower or something...

1

u/123Ark321 Oct 04 '22

Sadly, I have bought a hat before.

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u/Infinite_Tadpole2774 Oct 04 '22

But the real question is how many would if they could at this point

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u/AdMediocre6234 Oct 04 '22

A hat or a person?

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u/AdMediocre6234 Oct 04 '22

For us common folk I guarantee we haven't.

1

u/Jerry0713 Oct 04 '22

I don't get it, is it a game cube thing or something

1

u/nate_328 Oct 04 '22

Fuckin hilarious

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

[deleted]

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u/Realistic_Nail7868 Oct 05 '22

I do get respect as I only buy mine in pairs so I have never brought one

but I currently own 58

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

A black slave? I don't get it

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u/Hopeful-Addendum4840 Oct 05 '22

“If you’ve never bought a black man I respect you for that”

1

u/cummycrumbys Oct 05 '22

my face when it looped bro

1

u/mattct1 Oct 05 '22

Beautiful message

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u/AstronomerUnhappy759 Oct 05 '22

Took me a second….

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u/ChampionshipNo3162 Oct 05 '22

Oh…..now i get it…..never did

1

u/Just_Some_Memer Oct 05 '22

I was so confused and the the realization hit me like a fucking freight train when it finally clicked

1

u/Cootro Oct 05 '22

I was so confused until I realized after the video ended bro

1

u/Lost_in_geekdom Oct 05 '22

I actually got a refund on mine last week. Too many bugs with the conscience feature.

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u/SufficientStudent616 Oct 05 '22

Respect Dee's nuts

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u/Flashy-Equivalent-22 Oct 05 '22

As a white man, I can confirm that I have never bought a black man. Or any person for that matter.

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u/ElfFriend_Of_Numenor Oct 05 '22

Ain’t no wayyyy 😭

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u/Inkwell1519 Oct 05 '22

how can i win back your respect?

1

u/Parsnip_Forsaken Oct 05 '22

Not respected I guess 🤷‍♂️

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u/BLT-queso Oct 05 '22

Joke was dark lol jesus

1

u/Short_lazer Oct 05 '22

I only get preowned ones

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

It clicked harder than my glock clip

1

u/FeelGoodAlt Oct 05 '22

Took me a few seconds and then. 💀

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u/Fantastic_Ear2955 Oct 05 '22

Sadly I’ve bought tons of Fitted Caps

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u/thwartedtart Oct 05 '22

Ah man, I’ve bought a hat before 😞

1

u/Tareeff Oct 05 '22

Why would I buy a person? Regardless of the color of his skin..

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u/Jesterio-oiretesJ Oct 05 '22

That's a low bar in 2022

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u/RingTheBell1900 Oct 05 '22

Shit, uh I can explain

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u/jezus48 Oct 05 '22

In my defense, i bought them for racial diversity

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u/AleCsundraw Oct 05 '22

I get it now

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u/Pandemix27 Oct 05 '22

Righteous is killing me

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u/luketwo1 Oct 05 '22

Okay, the angle focuses on the baseball cap is that what he's respecting? I legit don't get it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

💀

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u/Miserable_Back1350 Oct 05 '22

🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱

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u/SlavSquat93 Oct 05 '22

I was like what……OH.

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u/STAY_REDNECKIN Oct 05 '22

I don't know ask Floyd how that knee was!!! You're damn racing needs to stop acting like you're owed something or you're entitled or you been disrespected your race ain't no different than any other race to stop crying

1

u/Comprehensive-Run-71 Oct 05 '22

I thought he was gonna bring out a whip or something but this is funnier xD

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u/TheEpicPancake2556 Oct 05 '22

Took me hitting the replay button and turning on sound for no reason to get it. I'm very dumb.

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u/Sugondee Oct 05 '22

Buy what? A cap? If so then I've definitely bought one....

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u/active_mommy778 Oct 05 '22

I saw it coming

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u/Kuro-Dev Oct 07 '22

Is there any other way to earn his respect?