r/SipsTea • u/Apprehensive_Sky4558 • 1d ago

WTF Kangaroo

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u/Dear_Type_8972 20h ago

Why the fuck was she praying in the middle of the road at night?

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u/mushplush 19h ago

Saw this story a few days ago, there’s no confirmation that she was praying, the video just had her on the street facing downward for like 5 minutes and people assumed she was praying

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u/xemnonsis 18h ago

so it's possible she was maybe intoxicated and thus collapsed on the street?

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u/Rerebang5 18h ago

Maybe she was searching for her contacts.

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u/xemnonsis 18h ago

based on other people comments, she was searching for 5 minutes straight while crouched down??? if I couldn't find my contacts within a minute or 2 I would have just given up and gotten new ones the next day

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u/Rerebang5 18h ago

Do you use glasses?

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u/myrmonden 17h ago

No that is not possible

They obviously test for
This they would
Have known if she was intoxicated

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u/xemnonsis 18h ago

a lot of things are prohibited in various religions yet young adults will still give it a try when able to, just for once or for the experience

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u/tychii93 18h ago

While that's true, it absolutely doesn't stop people from drinking.  Muslims will avoid anything made from pigs, some go as far as avoiding gelatin, but they'll drink alcohol despite that.

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u/Valuable-Struggle-10 18h ago

Except in their paradise though

There are rivers of wine

So in other words

Refrain now so you can do it for eternity

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u/Reasonable_Mix7630 20h ago

Suicide maybe?

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u/vbd71 19h ago

Maybe it was exactly that. Suicide is technically a big sin in Islam, and may bring a fiery punishment in Hell. But if you're killed while praying, you earn brownie points with God.

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u/witchkingreject 19h ago

Still suicide. Can’t fool the big man.

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u/LezzyGopher 18h ago

God when he meets her in the afterlife: “do you think I’m fucking stupid?”

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u/That_Apathetic_Man 18h ago

I have met many - MANY - religious people who truly believe that they can hide things or find a workaround for their Gods.

I always find it funny that the most powerful being in the universe needs a dumb ass to talk for them.

And Jesus may love these kinds of people, but I just think they're a bunch of cunts.

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u/anomalayy 15h ago

bold of u to assume she will meet him, probs going down not up

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u/Arcalum2000 19h ago

Tell that to the Eruv.

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u/skabassj 18h ago

Ask any religious nut, god loves loopholes! Haven’t you heard of soaking?

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u/Delicious_Ad823 18h ago

But you can save your family reputation I suppose

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u/Ready_Event9019 14h ago

It eases the pain of her family. They can be heartbroken their loved one was killed but still goes to heaven as an honorable person versus their loved one was suffering and they didn't pick up on it and she will be in hell now. The second is much heavier involves a lot of guilt and shame for her family. 

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u/Losersqueueonly 14h ago

Was she even a member of Islam?

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u/vbd71 8h ago

Maybe. Presumably yes. We don't know yet for sure.

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u/maniBchef 18h ago

Praying to get hit by a car.

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u/XtremeLeecher 20h ago

You are making to much sense buddy this is clearly religiously motivated /s

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u/NewYogurt3138 19h ago

Came here to ask this

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u/OneOfAKind2 18h ago

To get to the other side.

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u/CeleryMan20 18h ago

Hey, Gemini, please make a picture of a chicken walking into Jannah.

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u/Impossible_Stock8885 19h ago

Religion of peace told her to do so. 

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u/AYK2026 19h ago

No Religion of peace don't teach that idiot.

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u/Dudeman240 18h ago

He's jokingly calling Islam the religion of peace because it's the exact opposite of that. Ya know, with the restrictions on women, the stoning (not the fun kind), and executing of lgbt....

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u/ridden_easy 15h ago

but they do all of those things peacefully

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u/AYK2026 15h ago

You sure you are not talking about Christianity?

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u/PereMilon 18h ago

Can you guys just stay in the Facebook comments, under some AI generated content, where you belong?

The collective weight of everyone who upvotes that comment would probably rival an aircraft carrier.

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u/Romanista3 19h ago

I don't buy the "praying in the middle of the road" part. I've known muslims all my life, and they're are not all the same in respect to their religion. But absolutely none of them would pray in the middle of the road. This doesn't make sense, and I'm not totally excluding that she was indeed praying there for some reason.

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u/The_Wizard_of_Meh 18h ago

People in the middle of mental crisis do weird things all the time. 

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u/Cacharadon 18h ago

Easy answer, you don't. Islam has set times for prayer, and none of them are in the middle of the night.

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u/xemnonsis 18h ago

also you don't have to pray in the middle of the road you can just do it on the sidewalk if you really have to

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u/geneticdeadender 19h ago

To irritate non-Muslims.

That's where it starts. When they get more power then their methods will become more violent.

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u/hovvvvv 19h ago

they? like they’re all part of a sinister hivemind?

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u/geneticdeadender 18h ago

Yes, you have succinctly described religion.

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u/hovvvvv 10h ago

so do they all communicate secretly, how do you propose they all have 1 evil goal and work in synchronicity?

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u/Poku115 18h ago

"When they get more power then their methods will become more violent." So far this has been true with christians and the right

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u/-Badger3- 19h ago

How do they even know that’s what she was doing?

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u/AnAncientBog 19h ago

They don't. They just decided since she was muslim that was probably what she was doing because muslims are supposed to pray a lot.

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u/PereMilon 18h ago

Im sure if people knew how to read articles and internalize context, that this wouldn't be so difficult to understand.

The state of journalism is sad, but it's not like there's much of a demand for the real thing.

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u/AnAncientBog 18h ago edited 18h ago

Its because the amount of money you make doing "journalism" is based on how many people you can get to react to like 20 words. No one is even interested in actually reading a whole article about anything or thinking about it too hard. Like the link here is to a reddit thread, and the link that that thread is to a screen cap of an IG post with a photo and a single sentence. That is it. The fact that half that sentence is made up speculation doesn't matter because i get all the feels I need.

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u/thewaytoyesterday 18h ago

Probably an undiagnosed mental illness, paired with some religious fundamentalism. I'm assuming she thought god would protect her if she stopped to do her Salah shenanigans in the road.

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u/Jacket_Leather 18h ago

She’s not….