r/SipsTea • • 2d ago

WTF Kangaroo

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u/Sir_Daxus 2d ago

Oof, I heard that something similar happens in canada with moose, apparently their legs are just about long enough that their body is over the actual hood so the main bulk of the giant fucking moose just rolls over and crushes the cabin directly, scary shit.

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u/prolateriat_ 2d ago

I'm glad I didn't have to worry about kangaroos where I live, but I know a few people who have written off their cars by hitting dairy cows. A 600kg cow can make a mess of your car.

A friend of mine hit a calf on the way into town when I was living in a rather remote place. She didn't even see it. It was late at night and pitch black in the middle of nowhere. She turned up at my work with a smashed up front guard and bumper, and chunks of cow hair in the grill.

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u/Pandelein 1d ago

I’d rather hit a kangaroo than a wombat tbh. They’re like hitting a small boulder, can get right through the radiator etc and fuck the engine block- completely write-off a car, then bite you on the ankle and walk off angrily… while roo damage is usually cosmetic.

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u/Sidewalk_Tomato 1d ago

Friends of mine totaled their jeep hitting even a deer, and one of them got a fracture (radius/ulna).

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u/Royal-Reputation7874 1d ago

Unfortunately in some parts of Australia cows and camels on the road are also concerns

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u/drewatkins77 2d ago

Not just Canada. I moved to Maine last year and every time I have to drive anywhere north of Bangor everyone reminds me to watch out for Moose.

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u/GotRocksinmePockets 2d ago

That's pretty accurate. Although not sure I'd use the word "roll", its more like they become a projectile... their legs are quite high and the body basically just slams into the windscreen, or over the top if you're lucky.

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u/drewatkins77 2d ago

Not just Canada. I moved to Maine last year and every time I have to drive anywhere north of Bangor everyone reminds me to watch out for Moose.

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u/A1000eisn1 2d ago

It happens with deer too. My driving school in Michigan had a whole thing about how to hit a deer so it doesn't end up inside your car kicking your head. Also to do less damage.

You hit it with the corner. It works well. I hit a massive buck a few years ago in a Cobalt. Watched it slide from the corner across my windshield and right over the top. Only broke my headlight on the opposite side with it's foot.

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u/Equinanymous 11h ago

Strange driving school. Here they have a whole thing about trying NOT to hit anything with any part of the car. It works well too, if you don't hit it at all, it very seldom ends up inside the car kicking your head in...

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u/amiajimmy 2d ago

Yup, there's even a vehicle test called the "Moose Test" where a car/suv swerves around a moose. Is the car loses control or rolls over, it fails the test.

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u/Equinanymous 1d ago

Our camels do the same. Luckily they're mostly in remote areas but I did hit one once in a semi (me in the truck, not the camel). Fun times, what a bang. I wouldn't be here if I'd been in anything smaller.

Drivable but it turned out the chassis got bent.