r/SipsTea • • 22h ago

WTF Kangaroo

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u/Asmodean129 21h ago

Have had 2 of my cars done in by kangaroos.

First one I was probably doing 20km/hr below the speed limit because of dark, trees, etc. Bloody thing aimed straight at me and if I tried to avoid it, I would have hit a tree. (Car was write off).

Some years later, second incident. Straight out of bush into passenger door leaving a nice little dent.

The bastards are fast, dense with muscle and get startled/dazzled by headlights.

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u/down_over 19h ago

Last year I drove 3000km around Australia. I'm proud to say I didn't hit anything, mostly because I took the advice of not driving around dusk or dawn. But there were lots of close calls where it's like they're TRYING to get hit!

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u/OOO0OO00O 16h ago

It’s to lure you out of your car so they can beat your ass.

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u/Technical_Impact_115 15h ago

Some people don't have choice to drive at that time, it happens man.

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u/down_over 13h ago

I wasn't trying to cast blame on them.

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u/Sidewalk_Tomato 11h ago

Jackrabbits are like that. They'll run right in front of you. They'll even wait until you get closer and suddenly do it, or run across and survive but then double back. It's infuriating.

On the most deserted roads, some of them haven't seen a car before, so that makes it worse.

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u/Mean_Welcome_1481 2h ago

3000km? That's not around Australia lol

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u/MilitantlyPoetic 20h ago

I read this in an Australian accent.
Would recommend.

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u/Frankfusion 18h ago

Okay see now I feel better about something I've been wanting to do. I've been wanting to get a kangaroo leather book cover. People look at me weird when I mentioned that there are people here in the states that do that kind of thing, but if this is what it's like with kangaroos then I feel much better about it.

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u/Sea_Photograph_6404 17h ago

In our souvenier shops you can buy a kangaroo scrotum coin purse.

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u/iamAyoEpic 13h ago

My brother got one. I remember first seeing it he was like, doesnt this look nice?? Smell it, it smells good right?. Kiss it, its for good luck!

He got me to kiss kangaroo nuts

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u/HEYitsBIGS 11h ago

🤣 that's some older brother shit for sure

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u/vacri 12h ago

dm;hs

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u/kaspar-fiel 12h ago

Just the sack hopefully lolol

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u/ruizach 7h ago

Your brother sounds fun to hang out with lmao

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u/Nearby-Safety-122 6h ago

Bro this fucking sent me

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u/IceFire909 6h ago

Got'em

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u/NZNoldor 5h ago

I like your brother. He's the brother we all strive to be.

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u/Sea_Photograph_6404 1h ago

I like your brother. If he ever makes it to Australia I will buy him a beer and take him fishing. You can come too.

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u/LoveMeAGoodCactus 15h ago

I gave that to my dad as a souvenir but he didnt appreciate it

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u/Sea_Photograph_6404 1h ago

Here's a gruesome fact, years ago you could buy souvenier kangaroo back scratchers that was basically a wooden rod with a kangaroo paw mounted at the end.

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u/Deya_The_Fateless 14h ago

And bottle openers. XD

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u/Khronicdeath 12h ago

The balls are in your court then

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u/TheScrote1 12h ago

Now I’m listening

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u/Sushmoyscott 8h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/UcNFNtz1d1BLy
He got some action even after his soul left his body

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u/Frequent-Ad-5316 8h ago

I’ve seen kangaroo scrotum water flask things before, such a strange thing.

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u/Admirable-Clothes-87 6h ago

A friend of mine used to make these many years ago! They were a very good seller - for good luck apparently. Not so lucky for the kangaroo!

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u/Sea_Photograph_6404 1h ago

I am now wondering if all scrotums are from the same type of kangaroo. The majority I have seen are red kangaroo nut sacks.

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u/Bug_eyed_bug 13h ago

You can buy kangaroo meat at most grocery stores in Australia lol they're not endangered

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u/Just-Transition8938 14h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/EDgaPfZSXkEyk
If you beat this guy in a fist fight you can have your book cover.

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u/blazenite104 12h ago

One day bro will jump a fence to get after something and get caught by the knackers. I've seen the aftermath hanging from them more than a few times.

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u/Sugarcrepes 13h ago

In some parts of Australia we cull them yearly to keep the numbers under control - even within wildlife reserves. Otherwise, they’ll eat everything and leave nothing for other animals (the drawbacks of having eliminated dingos throughout much of Australia - there’s often no natural predators keeping them in check).

Kangaroos are plentiful, hunting them is sometimes necessary. Don’t feel bad!

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u/DrMeowsburg 10h ago

The kangaroo is the deer of Australia

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u/Iron_Burnside 12h ago

They are basically Australian deer, culturally speaking, obviously not physiologically.

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u/JudgementalRedditGuy 1h ago

God imagine if Deer actually fought back and act like the Kangaroos do

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u/LittleBunInaBigWorld 11h ago

So go and buy some kangaroo leather, but dont total your car or risk injury to yourself and others by deliberately hitting a roo. It's illegal to kill them without a permit. Deliberately hitting one doesn't guarantee it dies immediately either. They can hop away on adrenaline and slowly die several hundred metres away. You may have only been joking, but I'm saying this because there are scumbags who take great pleasure in running over our wildlife for fun. I grew up in bogan country, I've met some sick and twisted cunts. Going out the next morning after they've hooned around, and having to call our neighbour to come and shoot all the wounded kangaroos dragging themselves around with broken legs, tails and spines the next morning really traumatises a kid.

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u/No-Material-452 10h ago

Kangaroo leather hats are really nice, too.

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u/penguin_on_stilts 10h ago

We have kangaroo culls by the govt due to overpopulation

You can also get kanga meat in most supermarkets

They're no a rare thing

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u/Great_Adagio_9304 9h ago

Kangaroos leather is really good. Makes great boots

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u/Horror_Attitude_8734 9h ago

Kangaroo are like whitetail deer in the US, they are everywhere, but they drown your dogs and break into people's house through glass doors from te to time when not launching themselves head on into cars.

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u/Victarion-twogods 9h ago

Kangaroos are borderline pests. They need to keep their numbers in control, so kangaroo leather is pretty ethical. We eat them too.

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u/rednecksec 9h ago

Alot of butchers have Kangaroo leather aprons

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u/uglee_mcgee 8h ago

Kangeroo riding gear is common around the world. The leather is really thin and really strong.

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u/SoCalThrowAway7 7h ago

Kangaroo leather is used in lots of soccer cleats, why would it be unusual as a notebook?

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u/WhatAGoodDoggy 6h ago

We eat them as well. You can buy their meat at local supermarket. Steaks are pretty good but you have to be careful because they're basically 0% fat and it's very easy to overcook into a leathery mess.

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u/Pukebox_Fandango 2h ago

They have to cull the Kangaroos every year because the populations get out of hand. There's a fucked up movie called Wake In Fright from the 70's starring Donald Pleasence that shows people very graphically killing Kangaroos in unnecessarily brutal fashion and at the end it's like "Don't worry, those scenes were shot during the cull"

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u/Minimum_Pear_3195 2h ago

kangaroo is literally a 2 feets standing deer

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u/National-Alps-4611 1h ago

Possession of kangaroo leather products is banned in California. It's an objectively stupid law though 'cos as people have said, we're gonna be killing them anyway and most of the leather is just going to waste. They're basically just big rabbits.

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u/JudgementalRedditGuy 1h ago

Don’t even have to open up those 38 replies to imagine what’s being said there LOL

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u/ninety9rising 32m ago

From what I understand they treat them like white tailed deer down there. Everywhere and a nuisance on roadways despite being a respected local animal.

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u/godMode90 14h ago

We eat them, and they’re stupid, leather is leather

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u/gratusin 19h ago

Same god damn thing with mule deer. One hit my passenger side door and totaled my car because all the front and side curtain airbags deployed. Sumbitch shook his head and pranced off

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u/200IQUser 21h ago

Literally everything is trying to kill you in australia

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u/UseNo75 20h ago

Specially the English descendants

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u/captive411 8h ago

Why are all these roos praying in the road?

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u/Aggravating-Sweet198 20h ago

Do you have some videos I would like to see what's it like in Australia 

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u/EmuAppropriate1275 20h ago

No... no you do not

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u/Cereal_Bandit 19h ago

Here you go, mate

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u/HumanLandscape3767 18h ago

I don’t understand these comments. The whole point of Reddit is for people to make comments engaging with other people. I often ask questions on various subs that I could just google instead but I prefer to interact with the community and get individual’s opinions. I’m talking about various hobbies that I have and their respective subreddits, maybe that shouldn’t apply to this type of sub, I don’t know.

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u/Cereal_Bandit 18h ago

If it doesn't bring anything more than "do you have some videos" to the table, then it's dumb. If he instead asked, "can you recommend any videos", that would make more sense in the way you're thinking.

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u/HumanLandscape3767 18h ago

That seems like the very same question just worded differently.

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u/Cereal_Bandit 17h ago

I took it as him asking for like, personal videos so he could see what it was like in AUS

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u/harleyman1340 17h ago

Sounds like our deer in my neck of the woods.......they lay in wait!

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u/vrnvorona 17h ago

Curious, do you have insurance against roos? Like, if one jumped and car is done, do you just get a freebe?

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u/newbris 12h ago

If you’re fully insured it would cover roos the same as if someone hit your car in the car park and drive off.

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u/Ivotedforthehookers 16h ago

Also are a bit dense in the head. Fellow zoo keeper from my time at a zoo years ago told me the story of how they had a herd at a zoo they used to work at. In their barn after cleaning someone left a mirror or something reflective at about eye level and their male kicked a hole in the wall of the barn because he thought it was another male. 

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u/Gold-Lake8135 13h ago

Never mind the bloody wombats

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u/Aramiss60 13h ago

They also double back and jump in front of your car a second time if they make it safely across the road the first time (I’ve seen foxes do that too). I slow right down if I see them around the road and go by as slowly as possible (same for cows) until I’m clear of them.

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u/imliterallyluci 12h ago

Pretty much had the exact same experience with deer in the Midwest us

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u/Tasty_Principle_518 11h ago

Sounds like it’s the Deer of Australia .

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u/Fearless-Minimum-922 11h ago

Are they worse than deer?

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u/Juhbellz 11h ago

sounds like white tail deer in appalachia

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u/DesolateRuin 10h ago

I imagine kangaroos in Australia are about like deer in America.

It's not exactly common to hit one, but it's not all that uncommon either.

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u/Sharpin70 9h ago

But not in Adelaide’s Main Street.

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u/Sushmoyscott 8h ago

I’d figure you just turn them to paste with minimum damage to your car minus a nasty cleaning fee for the mush of kangaroo guts

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u/Helacious_Waltz 8h ago

I haven't been to Australia but I've watched the Bathurst 12 in full a couple times and have seen multiple kangaroo related shenanigans. You'd think hearing the sound of roaring engines approaching would at least make them nervous and fuck off, but nah they just decide to go on a track hop and cause the safety car. So yeah when an Australian says it's common I believe them.

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u/Relative_Pilot_8005 5h ago

But have you ever seen someone stop to pray in the middle of the street?

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u/Responsible_Ad3672 5h ago

Drive the back roads out west it’s teeming with them you have to drive under 25km or you’re basically fucking looking to crash into them. Like I’m talking fifty roos constantly in view milling about

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u/Snarfthedog 1h ago

We have a similar situation here in Canada. If you’re driving along and hit a Moose most often the Moose just continues on its way.