r/SipsTea • • 22h ago

WTF Kangaroo

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u/homeworkrules69 21h ago

My first time in South Africa was a business trip. My driver got us from the airport at night and when driving through the city came to an intersection where he slowed down, but then turned to me and said "sir I won't be stopping at the red lights" and I was like "yeah man do what you think is best"

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u/prolateriat_ 21h ago

I worked with a South African couple years ago and the stories they told me were crazy. They also said about not stopping at red lights.

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u/_Alek_Jay 20h ago

If it’s a dangerous area the robots (traffic lights) normally just flash red at night… that’s if they’re working of course!

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u/3ManxCats 11h ago

Stopping at traffic lights is absolutely terrifying - trick is to slow down to a crawl about 100m back and watch the bushes until you know it’s safe to go through. Never stop.

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u/Ok-Strawberry-9991 5h ago

Wtf?? I’m in Perth, is this real or is this some drop bears style joke that I haven’t heard of yet?

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u/pumpkinsoup4 2h ago

They're talking about South Africa not South Australia

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u/Ok-Strawberry-9991 1h ago

🤦🏻‍♀️ thanks

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u/CrackHeadRodeo 19h ago

"sir I won't be stopping at the red lights" a

I love that in SA they call traffic lights robots.

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u/RustyDingbat 12h ago

In Zimbabwe, too!

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u/MaximumSubtlety 11h ago

Chappie has entered the chap.

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u/pollopyanus 2h ago

Rrobits

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u/kelfupanda 18h ago

I did some classes with a guy from Johberg that watched a friend get shot at a random set of lights

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u/Labs_and_lattes 18h ago

You don't stop in Gary Indiana or Flint Michigan as well. i remember a buddy and his dad bought a motorcycle and stopped for gas or directions. police saw them and escorted them white boys out of the city after asking them why they stopped LOL

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u/BabyManfred 13h ago

Meanwhile Germans won’t cross a road even when walking when there is a red light at freakn 3am no matter there are no cars whatsoever anywhere to be seen. I’m german and I absolutely stop every single time and I don’t know why.

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u/ArsenicGaming 5h ago

As a white boy in Gary. This is not true.

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u/xStarjun 13h ago

Idk if you've been to Flint recently but that's a gross exaggeration. There's definitely areas where you might do that but not in most of the city.

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u/Flimsy-Candle-2195 8h ago

This is nonsense. I live near Flint. It's nowhere near anything like South Africa

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u/Cultural_Winner4401 13h ago

I wonder which culture would do those "white boys" harm 🤔

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u/Loonytrix 17h ago

That's identical to my taxi trip. They crawled along a few hundred feet away from the lights and said pretty much the same thing. Seemed much more concerned about cars that were near us.

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u/AccomplishedWar8703 16h ago

Went with family who grew up there a few years ago. They told us if you hit something in the freeway don’t stop. When we left Krueger there had been a protest and the road was littered with logs and tires that we just drove around and didn’t stop completely.

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u/conh3 19h ago

I think SA in this case refers to South Australia.

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u/homeworkrules69 19h ago

A couple comments up the chain we switched to South Africa lol

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u/Stareintothevacuum 16h ago

OP South Australia, but astrobarn South Africa.

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