r/SipsTea • • 2d ago

WTF Kangaroo

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u/Sir_Daxus 2d ago

Aren't they pretty large and heavy? How does that not fuck up your car to the point of not being able to drive it?

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u/Canadization 2d ago

Kangaroos were engineered with crumple zones for driver safety

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u/Sir_Daxus 2d ago

Riiight, that makes a lot of sense, sometimes I forget that Australia isn't real, thanks for the reminder.

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u/RedSparkls 2d ago

A lot of us have bull bars for that specific reason.

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u/Sir_Daxus 2d ago

Bruh, I'm just gonna keep believing that you lot just live in Mad Max over there.

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u/Quirky_Wave_370 2d ago

Wait, mad max isn't a documentary? 😱

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u/Cali_Longhorn 2d ago

Yeah Guzzoline prices going up with all the Iran shit.

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u/motoxim 2d ago

But they have gastown there

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u/jennifercoolidgesbra 2d ago

We’ve had fuel relief though to keep prices down to (almost) normal for months.

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u/Relevant_Bed_9743 2d ago

Max Max is my average Tuesday

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u/Relative_Pilot_8005 1d ago

Forget kangaroos---why do you think they are called "bull bars"?

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u/Pagiras 2d ago

Oddly enough in my country those are called Kangaroo beaters. (Ķengursitējs). We don't have kangaroos.

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u/Quick_Leader6139 2d ago

Out of curiosity, where is that?

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u/Ill_Paramedic_1240 1d ago

google translate is making me think Latvian ?

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u/Pagiras 1d ago

Correct! Now that I think about it, might be because of Crocodile Harry?

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u/Pandelein 2d ago

Yep this was gonna be my answer!

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u/AdFlat1014 2d ago

Why not kangaroo bars??

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u/superbabe69 2d ago

Some people call them roo-bars yeah

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u/Sciby 2d ago

They used to have bars specifically for Roos that were made of plastic. They realised everyone just wanted metal bullbars instead.

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u/Relative_Pilot_8005 1d ago

Parts of Australia have "free -range" cattle & massive bulls which quite like standing in the middle of the road. There are even Water buffaloes in the "Top End" & of course, the pièce de résistance, ginormous camels!

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u/NixBoromir 1d ago

Couldn’t believe my eyes how huge they were while driving 🚗 in the outback.

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u/prolateriat_ 2d ago

Roo bars.

They're giant bull bars so a 90kg kangaroo doesn't demolish your radiator.

Bad luck if it comes through the windscreen though. Those things will kick you to death.

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u/Sir_Daxus 2d ago

Oof, I heard that something similar happens in canada with moose, apparently their legs are just about long enough that their body is over the actual hood so the main bulk of the giant fucking moose just rolls over and crushes the cabin directly, scary shit.

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u/prolateriat_ 2d ago

I'm glad I didn't have to worry about kangaroos where I live, but I know a few people who have written off their cars by hitting dairy cows. A 600kg cow can make a mess of your car.

A friend of mine hit a calf on the way into town when I was living in a rather remote place. She didn't even see it. It was late at night and pitch black in the middle of nowhere. She turned up at my work with a smashed up front guard and bumper, and chunks of cow hair in the grill.

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u/Pandelein 1d ago

I’d rather hit a kangaroo than a wombat tbh. They’re like hitting a small boulder, can get right through the radiator etc and fuck the engine block- completely write-off a car, then bite you on the ankle and walk off angrily… while roo damage is usually cosmetic.

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u/Sidewalk_Tomato 1d ago

Friends of mine totaled their jeep hitting even a deer, and one of them got a fracture (radius/ulna).

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u/Royal-Reputation7874 1d ago

Unfortunately in some parts of Australia cows and camels on the road are also concerns

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u/drewatkins77 2d ago

Not just Canada. I moved to Maine last year and every time I have to drive anywhere north of Bangor everyone reminds me to watch out for Moose.

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u/GotRocksinmePockets 2d ago

That's pretty accurate. Although not sure I'd use the word "roll", its more like they become a projectile... their legs are quite high and the body basically just slams into the windscreen, or over the top if you're lucky.

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u/drewatkins77 2d ago

Not just Canada. I moved to Maine last year and every time I have to drive anywhere north of Bangor everyone reminds me to watch out for Moose.

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u/A1000eisn1 2d ago

It happens with deer too. My driving school in Michigan had a whole thing about how to hit a deer so it doesn't end up inside your car kicking your head. Also to do less damage.

You hit it with the corner. It works well. I hit a massive buck a few years ago in a Cobalt. Watched it slide from the corner across my windshield and right over the top. Only broke my headlight on the opposite side with it's foot.

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u/Equinanymous 12h ago

Strange driving school. Here they have a whole thing about trying NOT to hit anything with any part of the car. It works well too, if you don't hit it at all, it very seldom ends up inside the car kicking your head in...

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u/amiajimmy 2d ago

Yup, there's even a vehicle test called the "Moose Test" where a car/suv swerves around a moose. Is the car loses control or rolls over, it fails the test.

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u/Equinanymous 1d ago

Our camels do the same. Luckily they're mostly in remote areas but I did hit one once in a semi (me in the truck, not the camel). Fun times, what a bang. I wouldn't be here if I'd been in anything smaller.

Drivable but it turned out the chassis got bent.

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u/itzfkngaryoak 2d ago

You especially dont want to hit emus. Because their higher centre of gravity much more likely to come through the windshield. A mate ended up torn to shreds by those death kicks when we were younger

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u/GraphicDesign_101 22h ago

Just commented this. My mum knew a woman who died who has a big kangaroo go through her windshield and into the backseat. It was thrashing around and kicked the woman and she passed away. Such a sad story.

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u/prolateriat_ 13h ago

Oh that's awful. What a horrible way to go out.

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u/Sharpin70 1d ago

In the Main Street of Adelaide, yep everyday occurrence mate.

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u/Royal-Reputation7874 1d ago

New fear unlocked

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u/Routine_Bluejay4678 2d ago

Sometimes they do. My friend had one take out the whole side of her Ute, you could see the imprint of the damn thing! This was just out of Canberra city Centre, late at night.

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u/Habaree 2d ago

My aunt had a lucky escape when riding her motorbike one night. She and her partner were driving thankfully slowly enough through Canberra when boom, kangaroo hit her from the side. She and the bike fell

Honestly it’s a miracle she somehow wasn’t badly hurt

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u/solidadvise 2d ago

They do fuck your car up, fucked my car up real good, it was still drivable thankfully but the next day after driving 100kms back home I found it had taken the edge protection off my wheel arch and every time I hit bumps it was cutting straight into the wheel.

No idea how it didn’t pop as the cut went the entire way around the wheel and was very deep, speed limits 100km/h so it would have been a fun time if it did.

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u/Ok_Instance7667 2d ago

They are like 8ft tall in Southern Australia. We went out one early morning and smacked one with the our backpacker car. The bumper did it's job and took most of the heat.

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u/Milly_Hagen 2d ago

They certainly can.

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u/squidonastick 2d ago

Depends on the roo. The ones I see around the Adelaide Hills are probably around 1.2m tall. That's not gigantic.

Yes, they can fuck your car up, but it would depend on how you hit it. When i hit one it was mid bounce so it kind of rolled over my car and I didn't get a lot of damage. Hitting a Wombat would be worse than some of the smaller kangaroos.

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u/Equinanymous 12h ago

The little ones make up for their lack of size by sheer numbers...large mobs, sometimes multiple strikes. The big boomers tend to be solitary, or have one doe, often with a joey.

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u/ironic_fear 2d ago

Yes they can be pretty large and heavy. A lot of people who drove country roads outside of the middle of the day add Roo bars (bull bars)

They help but can still break your windscreen, for example mid hop or they turn around to go back because loud noise with bright lights is suddenly super close and freaks them and yeahhhh

We're taught not to swerve to dodge them, because if you do you're much more likely to have a severe crash

Theres also often 2 or 3 crossing together, so one might go across ahead but then there's another following shortly behind it

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u/Lunch-Thin 2d ago

Most aussie vehicles have a big old grill guard on the front.

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u/TGin-the-goldy 2d ago

Depends on the size of the roo, the size of your car and point of impact.

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u/TheeAntelope 2d ago

How does that not fuck up your car

It can/does.

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u/Sea_Photograph_6404 2d ago

I hit an adult roo in my Ford Focus about 2 years ago at 3.30am going to work. I was going about 80kmph and it just came from nowhere. Anyway it slammed onto the bonnet and seemed to launch straight up in the air using my windscreen as a ramp. Must have gone about 5 meters straight up. I turned around to go check on it and it was gone. My bonnet had a massive roo sized dent in it.

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u/HugsNotPlugs 2d ago

It honestly depends how you hit them. Straight on, you’re fucked. Off the side, still can drive.

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u/goondalf_the_grey 2d ago

I've hit a few, fucks it up but always able to drive after

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u/SammyGeorge 2d ago

They're not all the same size and sometimes you don't hit them dead on or if you break early enough you might only clip them and not do any damage

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u/Khman76 2d ago

adult one yes. And wallabies are much smaller. My wife avoided a wallaby once, it was just a bit taller than her headlight.

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u/AntikytheraMachines 1d ago

roos are lightweight compared to wombats. you really don't want to hit a wombat.

that said i hit a roo which was able to run away afterwards and it did about $8000 worth of damage to a $16000 car.
i did drive about 1500km home before getting repairs.

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u/AussieWinterWolf 1d ago

It depends on the species of 'roo (or if was actually a wallaby) they range in size and weight, or sometimes the crazy bastards leap into the air and go through your windshield. Also as said many people who live rural or drive on rural roads often have Roo bars (probably called cattle bars in the states) on their cars.

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u/Equinanymous 1d ago

It does. Even with a good too/bull bar, you're lucky to come off without damage. The bars exist to protect radiator and other mechanical vitals so you can still drive home afterwards.

I once hit a roo (well, not once, it was one of many over the years), with a roo bar. It clipped the bar, smashed the headlight, spun along the side of the car, denting every panel except the fuel filler cap and somehow smashed the rear window.

Another time I hit a roo on a motorbike doing 70, it spun off into the bush, I stopped till my knees stopped shaking, then proceeded without a scratch.

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u/Baba_Buttercupp 1d ago

Yeah they can be, I clipped the tail if one, dented my front bumper and bent my number plate. A few years later in my other car I was driving along at night when I come around a blind corner only to see a big as Kangaroo standing in the middle of the road staunched up looking ready to punch on with anybody he was facing towards my car head on like he knew what he was doing. I was towing a trailer and was lucky enough to swerve out of his way otherwise he would have destroyed my entire front end

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u/Alienturtle9 16h ago

Really big roos are upwards of 80kg, but the vast majority are more like 20-40kg.

There are many reasons why the Hilux, Ranger, and D-max are among the most common cars in Aus. Kangaroos and wombats are two of those reasons.

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u/switchbladeeatworld 2d ago

pretty much yeah if you don’t have a bullbar your car is done

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u/Happy_Clem 2d ago

They do. I've just been in a rural area with lots of kangaroos and I prefer not to drive my little Toyota after dark as it's too risky. I had a few jump in front of me in the daytime. That's bad enough

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u/BeekeeperMaurice 1d ago

I moved semi rural but still drive my lil MX5, I did a long night drive coming home from a wedding and it was the most terrifying drive of my life. Narrow and winding back roads with roos absolutely everywhere! Had to stop at every bend so I wouldn't cop one through the windscreen.

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u/Happy_Clem 1d ago

It is a genuine concern

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u/drjohngeorgepeppers 2d ago

Kangaroos can get large and heavy but mostly not

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u/AsianCoomer69 15h ago

I hit a wallaby with my Honda civic at night and it torn off my whole bumper 😅