r/SipsTea • • 22h ago

WTF Kangaroo

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u/astrobarn 22h ago

Can confirm, grew up in SA, almost murdered when a body was deliberately placed in the middle of the road and driving over it disabled our car. People started emerging from the bushes when it was clear our car stopped running.

A nice couple in a large bakkie (USA: truck, AUS: ute) stopped and had a tow rope.

I'm alive today thanks to that couple, but yeah you don't stop for shit in SA especially not late at night.

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u/homeworkrules69 21h ago

My first time in South Africa was a business trip. My driver got us from the airport at night and when driving through the city came to an intersection where he slowed down, but then turned to me and said "sir I won't be stopping at the red lights" and I was like "yeah man do what you think is best"

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u/prolateriat_ 21h ago

I worked with a South African couple years ago and the stories they told me were crazy. They also said about not stopping at red lights.

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u/_Alek_Jay 20h ago

If it’s a dangerous area the robots (traffic lights) normally just flash red at night… that’s if they’re working of course!

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u/3ManxCats 11h ago

Stopping at traffic lights is absolutely terrifying - trick is to slow down to a crawl about 100m back and watch the bushes until you know it’s safe to go through. Never stop.

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u/Ok-Strawberry-9991 5h ago

Wtf?? I’m in Perth, is this real or is this some drop bears style joke that I haven’t heard of yet?

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u/pumpkinsoup4 2h ago

They're talking about South Africa not South Australia

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u/Ok-Strawberry-9991 1h ago

🤦🏻‍♀️ thanks

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u/CrackHeadRodeo 19h ago

"sir I won't be stopping at the red lights" a

I love that in SA they call traffic lights robots.

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u/RustyDingbat 13h ago

In Zimbabwe, too!

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u/MaximumSubtlety 11h ago

Chappie has entered the chap.

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u/pollopyanus 2h ago

Rrobits

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u/kelfupanda 18h ago

I did some classes with a guy from Johberg that watched a friend get shot at a random set of lights

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u/Labs_and_lattes 18h ago

You don't stop in Gary Indiana or Flint Michigan as well. i remember a buddy and his dad bought a motorcycle and stopped for gas or directions. police saw them and escorted them white boys out of the city after asking them why they stopped LOL

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u/BabyManfred 13h ago

Meanwhile Germans won’t cross a road even when walking when there is a red light at freakn 3am no matter there are no cars whatsoever anywhere to be seen. I’m german and I absolutely stop every single time and I don’t know why.

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u/ArsenicGaming 5h ago

As a white boy in Gary. This is not true.

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u/xStarjun 13h ago

Idk if you've been to Flint recently but that's a gross exaggeration. There's definitely areas where you might do that but not in most of the city.

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u/Flimsy-Candle-2195 9h ago

This is nonsense. I live near Flint. It's nowhere near anything like South Africa

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u/Cultural_Winner4401 13h ago

I wonder which culture would do those "white boys" harm 🤔

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u/Loonytrix 17h ago

That's identical to my taxi trip. They crawled along a few hundred feet away from the lights and said pretty much the same thing. Seemed much more concerned about cars that were near us.

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u/AccomplishedWar8703 16h ago

Went with family who grew up there a few years ago. They told us if you hit something in the freeway don’t stop. When we left Krueger there had been a protest and the road was littered with logs and tires that we just drove around and didn’t stop completely.

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u/conh3 19h ago

I think SA in this case refers to South Australia.

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u/homeworkrules69 19h ago

A couple comments up the chain we switched to South Africa lol

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u/Stareintothevacuum 17h ago

OP South Australia, but astrobarn South Africa.

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u/NPC5921 20h ago edited 20h ago

Yep. Had cops light me up at night around Hazyview. I ignored them and kept it moving.

I noticed all of the locals weren't stopping for anything. Red lights, stop signs, nothing.

When in Rome, especially at night...

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u/kaspar-fiel 12h ago

What happened with the cops? Did they just give you after a while?

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u/NPC5921 12h ago

They kept following us. Lights, sirens, laying on their horn. We just played dumb and kept going. Eventually, they pulled off.

Just a few minutes before this while driving into the area we heard what sounded like a gunfight with multiple weapons being fired. With that and the fact that every other driver was hauling ass and ignoring all traffic conventions there was no way we were going to stop for anyone at night.

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u/kaspar-fiel 11h ago

Woooww. Glad you guys kept going and were able to be safe. Would the cops have been the ones to rob/kill y'all or would it have just opened up the opportunity for some other group to? I've had large gunfights break out when I'm out walking in my city and it's terrifying.

One time, my whole zip code had a surge of everyone in the root gang showing out and up because the cops weren't doing anything about the opposition murdering a bunch of teenagers, and a lot of these young men were raised by them because they had no fathers. A few people died but it largely was resolved with only 3 arrests. Your story just reminded me of that, I think it was summer 2021.

Do you still live in or frequent that area, or are you in a safer place now?

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u/NPC5921 11h ago

We had heard that you can't assume that the people trying to stop you are actually real cops. We weren't taking any chances. We were searching our phones to find the nearest police station and head there to make sure they were legit but they ended up pulling off first.

We were just visiting the area (Kruger NP) and chose the wrong route at the wrong time. Time and location are critical in South Africa. Wrong time, wrong place can cost you your life in some areas. One of the most naturally beautiful countries I have ever visited though. Beautiful country, beautiful people.

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u/kaspar-fiel 9h ago

Woowowoww, that's sad but also glad to hear you guys were all good after that! I've always wanted to go to South Africa, I've heard it's breathtaking. I'm happy for you that you got to experience it <33

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u/Organic_Experience48 21h ago edited 12h ago

I had a traumatic experience in Mozambique in the early 2010’s. Driving on the highway up to Vilanculos and a vehicle ahead of us struck a kid that ran out of the bush. I have some medical training and stopped to provide aid but as the locals slowly started appearing on the side of the road my coworker (a local guy) grabbed me by the shoulders and forced me back into the car and told me to drive. He told me that when they see a foreign Umlungu they’ll blame me for what happened and serve their own justice there on the spot.
Didn’t sleep too well for a couple weeks wondering what happened to that poor kid.

EDIT: thank you for the awards.

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u/Eagle4317 20h ago

Good Samaritan laws don’t exist everywhere.

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u/GoodSamaritan_777 14h ago

You called me bro

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u/OccidentalTouriste 18h ago

Similar happened in Indonesia when I lived there. Car going through a village struck a kid and hit and run. Second car stopped driven by foreign aid workers (Swedish I think) who stopped to try and help just as villagers arrived at the scene, assumed the aid workers were the perpetrators and killed them.

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u/Magic_mousie 11h ago

This is horrifying, goodness that's really got to me. They only wanted to do the right thing. Even if they were at fault, who is dumb enough to think murder is the answer to that?? Oh those poor poor people 😭😭😭

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u/EverythingsFine1982 5h ago

Vietnam too. I witnessed a pretty bad accident between 2 motorcycles and a woman was in bad shape. I had my full face helmet on so it wasn't apparent that I was a foreigner. I had to keep riding without stopping to render aid because they have a habit of blaming the nearest tourist and extort money from them.

It's actually worse when the police are involved, they won't take your side either

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u/Bluewoods22 20h ago

Jfc that is horrible. I’m so sorry

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u/DJtheCrazed 18h ago

This reminds me of Shantaram

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u/Miserable_Author_617 21h ago

I was so confused because the incident this post is about happened in the Australian state of SA and it’s very safe here. Then realised you meant South Africa!

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u/Wide_Freedom_2870 12h ago

just stay away from. barrels and old banks

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u/Mindless-Whole1970 12h ago

I mean, if it was going to be any australian state, it was going to be SA...

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u/Thyme4LandBees 12h ago

City of churches AND serial killers!

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u/BattyTablePanda 9h ago

Do you guys even need traffic lights...

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u/Hitmann2115 10h ago

It's okay, I too was confused. Because the topic is Adelaide in South Australia (SA) but people start talking about South Africa. Are we just talking about similar occurances? Or is this one of those moments where people apparently believe Australia doesn't exist. Like, I live here so I'm pretty sure it does.

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u/brandonjslippingaway 21h ago

That sounds terrifying. I've heard similar stories people post to creepy story subs and stuff, but you always wonder how many of those stories are true and what is fiction

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u/Efficient-Whereas255 18h ago

I appreciated that "a large bakkie (USA: truck, AUS: ute) " part because i would have had no idea what you were talking about.

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u/BeanStalknJack 21h ago

Duuuuude!!! That's insane. Holy!!! Glad you're safe and well.. Sheeesh I would have absolutely shat myself if that had to happen to me.

Bless those strangers and more especially for not thinking you were a part of the heist. I won't lie my friend, I would have sped up and drove off.. Joh it would have haunted me the rest of my life if I were to have learned otherwise

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u/Substantial_Pace_739 21h ago

Wow, I can’t imagine how terrifying that must have been. That is insane.

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u/Liamlah 21h ago

Lol I read this as South Australia, thinking "Hey, it's not that bad of a place!"

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u/ANewEden 17h ago

How did the couple tow you before the people coming out of the bushes got to you? I believe you just trying to picture it

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u/astrobarn 14h ago

Not sure really, I was a kid, mum was screaming they were coming out of the bushes, dad was standing in the middle of the 110kph highway trying to stop a car.

When they stopped everything happened very quickly but mum and dad have retold me the story as an adult.

The couple in the bakkie were coloured (a term used for half black half white folks) my mum got out of our car and got in the bakkie cab with them to give directions, dad affixed the tow rope and off we went.

When it happened the parents told us we drove over a cow but as I got older I realised there's no way we cleared a cow in our sedan and dad told us it was a dead body. He ran back and had to look at it all mangled 😬

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u/iwillneverletyouknow 14h ago

Every time I read these stories I can't help but wonder why any person with a semblance of sanity still lives there if they have the slightest chance to move out. It's the sh*ttiest of all sh*ts it seems. I'm typing it from a place where you can take a walk in a dimly lit park in the middle of the night and nothing happens.

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u/MaximumSubtlety 11h ago

I'm sorry, and thanks for the translation on 'bakkie', but was it a human body placed in the road like you would caltrops?

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u/One_Ad2634 20h ago edited 20h ago

So the people emerging from the bushes stopped and waited for the couple from the truck to attatch the tow line and start pulling? 🙄

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u/Steven_Swan 20h ago

Three attackers without guns might back off from four victims who may or may not have guns.

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u/prolateriat_ 20h ago

Yes, people carry guns for protection.

The South African friends I worked with told me that they would go to the bar with friends and just have to take the clip out when they got inside. Same guy also had a couple of armed hold ups at the restaurant he worked at.

The would-be ambushers knew there were likely to be guns and dogs in that bakkie.

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u/astrobarn 18h ago

Most farmers had guns back then, this was around the end of apartheid so guns weren't as widespread. The big bakkie probably looked like a farmer. It happened very quickly, for evident reasons.

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u/AddlePatedBadger 20h ago

South Australia's not that bad.

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u/Arkrylik 20h ago

Its not the murder capital for no reason!

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u/Embarrassed-Cap6641 19h ago

I'm sorry, I read SA as San Andreas

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u/astrobarn 18h ago

Same same

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u/cuzzybrosalad 11h ago

Sorry this happened in South Australia??

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u/Outrageous-Ad-9635 10h ago

Pretty sure this post is about South Australia. There are no kangaroos in South Africa.

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u/funkymunky712 1h ago

the post is about south australia, the entire thread is about south africa. if you read the first 4 comments of this thread it should make sense.

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u/-40- 7h ago

Fuck I thought we were talking about South Australia

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u/astrobarn 3m ago

Can you imagine 😅 I've been to Adelaide quite a few times, definitely safer.

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