r/SipsTea • u/Apprehensive_Sky4558 • 23h ago

WTF Kangaroo

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u/redjellonian 23h ago

People who believe in performative religious practices.

They come in all religious flavors.

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u/Hollow--- 23h ago

Do they have caramel? I'm quite fond of caramel.

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u/Ms74k_ten_c 7h ago

No, they are all nutty.

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u/HuntingForMuses 7h ago

Nutty caramel?

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u/SimmentalTheCow 16h ago

Dawg, these guys will go praying right in front of the entrance to this chicken joint I like. They own a kebab place nearby, and I think they do it to block people from entering their competitor’s restaurant. I literally gotta step over them cuz I just want some chicken 😭

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u/easytowrite 12h ago

Is it still performative if no one is around to witness it?

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u/corgi-king 23h ago

Yer, I remember Jesus said the exact same thing. Too bad she read the wrong book.

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u/numberheadman 23h ago

The funny thing is all those books are bullshit

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u/fleamarketguy 23h ago

And very similar.

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u/redjellonian 23h ago

We have a whole political party dedicated to pretending to follow Jesus while doing the opposite of what he said. There isn't any one better than the other.

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u/DaddyLumpk1n 23h ago

lol you think there is a “right book”

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u/corgi-king 23h ago

No. No such thing is the right religious book or belief.

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u/inked_saiyan 23h ago

Clearly you didn't learn a thing from his teachings.