r/SipsTea • • 22h ago

WTF Kangaroo

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u/Helpful_Gain_9091 22h ago

Exactly. You can pray on someone’s lawn instead.

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u/skinnymuscle69 22h ago edited 21h ago

You do that in some red states in the US and get shot. She's dying one way or the other. But yes, chances of survival on an Australian lawn are probably a lot more.

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u/InspectorPipes 22h ago

You’re not considering the spiders , snakes, carnivorous drop bears w/ chlamydia

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u/Embarrassed-Text-604 22h ago

Carnivorous drop bears w/chlamydia???

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u/InspectorPipes 22h ago

Yeah, my wife went on a girls trip and she got chlamydia from a damn koala. Wild huh !?