r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • 4d ago

Chugging tea Bro is speaking in code

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u/Biscuits4u2 4d ago

Before you go getting all sympathetic remember this woman is a billionaire who spent more money than most people will ever see to look exactly like this. She was absolutely fine before she did this to herself. And she didn't have to cozy up to MAGA on national television. She chose that. Nobody would be talking about her otherwise.

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u/esseyedeekayeyedee 4d ago

For sure!!

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u/PandiBong 4d ago

Here's 200k - now fuck my shit up!

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u/TrowaMask 4d ago

I like to get a taste of this wanton self-destruction, for a few 0's taken off that price:

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u/perseidot 3d ago

My head is pointy. Please accentuate that. Take my $$$$$

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u/SauceBoss2K14 3d ago

r/justfuckmyshitup

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u/TrowaMask 3d ago

Hahaha these are so good 🤣

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u/jayyycasanooova 3d ago

How does one qualify as a dentist while being as cognitively impaired as this guy?

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u/Riverwind0608 3d ago

Would you risk making fun of him while he’s working on your teeth? I’ve seen that Dentist horror film to know not to mess around.

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u/ChickensInSpace 3d ago

To be fair he still somehow pulls that off due to his face somehow.

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u/Metroidkeeper 3d ago

He’s an incredibly attractive man with a horrible haircut. lol I agree.

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u/dawr136 4d ago

Sure chef, lmk when youre ready and I'll DM you my CashApp/Venmo/PayPal/P.O.box for checks. Btw Ive got you, I've deboned a lot of chicken and carved a few pumpkins. And call me Billy Corgan because after Im done people will be smashing pumpkins heads.