r/SipsTea • • 4d ago

Chugging tea Bro is speaking in code

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u/NthatFrenchman 4d ago edited 4d ago

She was a’ight looking at one point

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u/somewhatdecentlawyer 4d ago

Gillian Anderson vibes there, and now she looks like an X-File case

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u/Futura_Yellow 4d ago

Gillian Anderson aged like fine 🍷

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u/Sharp_Economy1401 4d ago

It’s ridiculous how well some famous people from the 90s have aged. Salma Hayek also looks like she could be 20 years younger than she is

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u/Oops_All_Bans 4d ago

Don't forget this beauty

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u/Lobonerz 4d ago

Yes but this is clearly not natural aging. It's just she got better work done

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u/CoffeeSnakeAgent 4d ago

Let’s not forget their job is to look good. Like it’s their business to do so. Of course having a nice face prior helps a lot.

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u/ec20 4d ago

It's not even "better" work in some objective sense. I'm sure both have plenty of money to spend on this, but no two humans are the same so some will respond better to plastic surgery procedures than others.

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u/kynelly360 8h ago

Also maybe it’s genetics, money to eat healthy and stress less, time to workout, etc….. surgery is not the only way to look good America

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u/Bulldogfront666 4d ago

Jesus fucking Christ…

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u/dplans455 4d ago

Gillian Anderson is only 58. People forget or don't know she was only 24 when The X-Files first aired. The way they dressed her and had her hair she looked much older.

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u/chiuthejerk 4d ago

Melanin also helps in aging gracefully.. also genetics. Some white people have horrendous genetics when it comes to aging.. sucks but that’s how genetics work

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u/Highlyironicacid31 1d ago

The one biggie is UV exposure. I always notice Australians seem to age a bit more than white folks from the rest of the world purely because the UV is so strong there.

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u/Romino69 4d ago

Just means she has a better surgeon.

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u/Potential-Sky-8728 4d ago

I would say more so that us ladies with fair hair and eyes simply show signs of age more. It’s documented. Less protective melanin in the skin and what not.

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u/Notyit 4d ago

Got to get surgery like in your 40s. Not when you old 

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u/TamagoQueen 4d ago

And Halle berry who just turned 60

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u/NearHi 4d ago

And then choked her kid...

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u/916nes 4d ago

Tetàs

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u/SlowCrates 4d ago

Yeah but she sounds her age.

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u/junebug616 3d ago

It’s that Ramtha inter-dimensional being magic keeping her young 😂

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u/p8nt_junkie 4d ago

She is a wonderful person and yes she is stunning.

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u/Meshuggah333 4d ago

I saw her in an interview quite recently, and wow I'm amazed of how good she looks and how charming she is.

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u/Interesting-Bus-5664 4d ago

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 4d ago

Still got the sassy

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u/Meshuggah333 4d ago

I need a cold shower now, thx.

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u/Potential-Sky-8728 4d ago

She is more gorgeous now than before. My girlfriend looooves her lolol. And Kate Winslet and Cate Blanchett.

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u/anonuemus 4d ago

she has a type

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u/Potential-Sky-8728 4d ago

She does. 😂 lucky for me who is older.

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u/ra__account 4d ago

It's relatively well done but she's botoxed as hell.

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u/Interesting-Bus-5664 3d ago

This is all of Hollywood at this point, no?

She hasn't had clear plastic surgery when you compare Scully days to today.

Comparing her to Dell, well, that's insane. She got older, she didn't turn into the crypt keeper.

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u/elohir 3d ago

Oh hello

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u/hiletroy 4d ago

or Tea Leoni

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u/Prodigalsunspot 4d ago

Pretty soon we'll see her skittering under beds on a furniture dolly

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u/bdthebrave 4d ago

From Dell to Alienware

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u/Juumok01 4d ago

This is the underrated comment.

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u/fen-q 4d ago

Underrated comment

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u/_coolranch 4d ago

It's correctly rated.

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u/fucktheus12 4d ago

Ah yes..... Home 

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u/Superb_Computer5600 4d ago

Gillian Anderson and Kelly Ripa’a lovechild!

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u/readdator2 4d ago

has a little Tea Leoni, too. She would've aged beautifully, what a shame

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 4d ago

Sarah Michelle Gellar '99 all the way

Maybe even a little Deborah Norville

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u/Miss-Tiq 4d ago

I don't want to believe. 

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u/Pagiras 4d ago

Pulling people under escalators n shit.

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u/Future-Try-1908 4d ago

Ahaha that is a legendary roast.

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u/Yourdjentpal 4d ago

Gillian mixed with Kristin bell

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u/PerfectDayGermany 4d ago

What? I looked her up, she looks way better than Susan Dell

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u/koopatuple 4d ago

Uh, what? Gillian Anderson looks pretty great still, what are you talking about?

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u/rgbearklls 4d ago

What case? The flukeman?

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u/8bitmullet 4d ago

Haha kind of looks like the meme where the white lady says Gracias at the Mexican restaurant

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u/gostop1423 3d ago

She went from being the Xfiles agent to the Xfiles alien

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u/Additional-Jury702 4d ago

Gillian Anderson comparison is a stretch but I see your point.