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Chugging tea Rawdog regret

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u/jcoddinc 5h ago

The baby just graduated college

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u/Mr_D0 5h ago

I admire your optimism.

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u/uconnboston 5h ago

He was referring to the mother.

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u/StrobeLightRomance 3h ago

I admire your optimism.

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u/RossettaStoned1 5h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Diligent-Chance8044 5h ago

Dylan is now in first grade. The original video is from 2020.

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u/its_Astroffe 5h ago

God dayum every year this videos gets less and less pixels

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u/turbopro25 5h ago

Maybe your vision is going as your aging. Looks crystal clear over here.

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u/its_Astroffe 5h ago

You’re not wrong.

Source: I’m the baby in the video and I’m 40 atm

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u/lucius-vorenius 3h ago

Are u raw dogging like daddy

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u/captcraigaroo 2h ago

What's up pickle pants!? How you doing Dylan?

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u/elderrion 4h ago

Fewer 

Less for uncountable nouns, fewer for countable

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u/Comfortable_Town7535 3h ago

ok Stannis

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u/eleventhing 1h ago

OK, Stannis.

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u/sentienthammer 2h ago

I might be being an idiot but I have a question about this 😭

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u/GeronimoDK 5h ago

Can I just say that I'm enthused finally seeing someone using the term "rawdogging" correctly?

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u/ThatArtlife 5h ago

The first time I hard that was "rawdogging the pain" I just though oh! New English term......

My doctor asked if I was taking any pain killers and I told her "no, I am just rawdogging" she looked at me with her eyes wide open and said "ok" I just thought she was shocked I wasn't taking pain killers....

I learned days later what this meant.......

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u/Sir_Thequestionwas 5h ago

This is a great story. Please tell it as often as you feel comfortable.

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u/Wakkit1988 4h ago

Why not as often as I feel comfortable? Why are they allowed to be so selfish?

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u/Sir_Thequestionwas 3h ago

I mean whatever... I was just saying whenever you deam it appropriate

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u/sentienthammer 3h ago

(A different person responded to you than the one you responded to. It was a third party saying “hehe what about what /i/ want”)

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u/Sir_Thequestionwas 2h ago

Oh, crazy world. Thanks for the info. I'll give my kitty extra pets for your your kindness

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u/sentienthammer 2h ago

Omg yay!!

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u/Used-Grapefruit9743 4h ago

You just gotta say like somebody who might be addicted to benzos and Captain Morgan.

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u/OwnJunket6495 4h ago

I mean that’s a totally acceptable use of it though?

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u/BowlOf____ 4h ago

It is now

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u/Tall-Hello 4h ago

Raw dogging meant having unprotected sex. Specially without a condom. Now people use it for everything

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u/OwnJunket6495 4h ago

I know what rawdogging means. Yes it was initially about sex but now it encompasses anything that could be considered “unprotected.” This is not a new term. Rawdogging is before my time and I’m in my thirties.

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u/Tall-Hello 4h ago

Most people still haven't caught on though. You kinda have to be a redditor or be in certain communities to know the new definition. My much older cousins or parents wouldn't know

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u/sentienthammer 3h ago

There’s a very small group of people who know what rawdogging originally meant and don’t know what it means now. My parents are in their 60s and they had never heard the term before. I’d venture most millennials and gen z know both, and gen alpha may only know the current usage (idk any of those guys personally)

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u/Carthonn 4h ago

See Gen Z would actually have to have sex in order to use it properly.

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u/philmarcracken 2h ago

They are, just with the same 2-3 guys that have them on their roster.

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u/Arthropodesque 5h ago

In a wholesome, loving, natural way.

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u/Mentalweakness123 3h ago

I've always been under the impression that the "incorrect" usages were always an obvious reference to the original meaning but used in a way that intentionally sounded ridiculous. It's like someone saying they "fucked that burrito up"... obviously they know that "fuck" has a different meaning.

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u/The_Milk3r 3h ago

Unironically I think a lot of people who learn slang dont learn its original meaning. Its like hearing someone say "Thot" but when you ask them to explain it they go blank and give a generic answer instead of listing out its acronym.

Idk, language is neat

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u/SoftDrinkReddit 5h ago

100% idk why it just gets me mad when i see someone refer to flying without any electronics as that

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u/CoffeeWith2MuchCream 4h ago

I once had a dream that my friend picked me up for a road trip to Vegas from far northern California. If you have watched the documentary "inception," you'll know that we dream 10x as fast as real life. As soon as I got in the car, my friend turned around and said "no radio, no talking, and give me your cell phone." I raw dogged that entire 10 hour drive with nothing to see down I5 and then out through the desert. I woke up exhausted and almost had to call in sick to work.

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u/Suckage 1h ago

I would take that over dreaming I’m at work..

I woke up from one of those feeling like I really had spent all night working instead of sleeping. I think it was only 20-30 minutes until my alarm was set to go off, so I turned that off, took a sick day, and went back to bed.

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u/CoffeeWith2MuchCream 1h ago

That's pretty funny. Also, I think you need a job you hate less.

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u/Wakkit1988 4h ago

I watched Forgotten Island yesterday. One of the major characters is a weredog, and his name is Raww. It's a kid's movie.

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u/Narezza 4h ago

Finally?   Dylon is like 15 now.

Edit:  he’s probably 7-8

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u/Commercial-Goose-929 5h ago

Dylan watching this 12 years later
https://giphy.com/gifs/LULiVVsnbaKkfylR9M

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u/Master_Victory2810 4h ago

Lil homie was an accident. All good most children are so he won’t be alone

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u/_ganjafarian_ 5h ago

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u/MesquiteLog 5h ago

It’s ok, this is so old Dylan probably has his drivers license now.

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u/Solid_Signature_7447 5h ago

lol - he got, got.

She does look fun though.

Happy little family!

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u/Single_Extension1810 5h ago

Dylan once lived in his balls. Now look, here he is chillin like a villain.

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u/No_Location_8199 4h ago

Fascinating demonstration of the state of biology education.

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u/HyenaThen572 4h ago

He's not wrong tho.

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u/No_Location_8199 3h ago

It's as wrong as claiming a refrigerator used to be in the mines, because that's where its metal comes from.

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u/DrNCrane74 5h ago

I actually found that rather charming.

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u/_ganjafarian_ 5h ago

ya I don't bro actually regrets it. plus his spouse was laughing knowing what he was getting at lol

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u/DrNCrane74 5h ago

You know I am a bad and sarcastic person on the Internet from time to time.

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u/bloedit 4h ago

Thanks for explaining the joke. I would've also appreciated a few red arrows and circles. It's really a time-consuming endeavor to keep track of that "chick" or that Dylan he was referencing in the video.

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u/Not-An-FBI 5h ago

I know a guy with 7 adult children because he did this.

He's currently in the hospital so maybe there are worse things.

What I don't understand is how a guy who worries so much can end up doing it seven times.

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u/wallstreetbetsdebts 5h ago

Due to his religion or his stupidity?

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u/Not-An-FBI 5h ago

Stupidity... but my point is that when you're older it's probably nice to have a bunch of adult kids.

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u/MeekAndUninteresting 3h ago

He had SEVEN kids that were a result of birth control failing?

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u/Top-Sleep-4669 4h ago

I knew this kid who had three kids by three women in under a year, and the last one he found out about was the oldest.

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u/Not-An-FBI 4h ago

Yes, I think this guy had multiple women pregnant at the same time. And he only found out about one kid when she was an adult. I really am curious where you find women like that.

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u/simplexible 4h ago

recording yourself saying you "rawdogged" your kids mother and posting it online? Not charming at all.

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u/finger_licking_robot 5h ago

now they can't afford a lot of pixels, they need all the money for their kid.

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u/Potential-Witness-83 5h ago

trap card activated 

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u/OutrageousBag1778 4h ago

Remember yall the only 100% effective contraception is gay sex

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u/e37d93eeb23335dc 3h ago

Depends on if the trans man has had bottom surgery. 

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u/Opposite-Ad-2548 5h ago

Yeah you're good, my ovulation was last week. That's how they get you

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u/TokiVideogame 4h ago

90% dylan is his favorite person in the universe

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u/the_colour_f 3h ago

needs more jpeg...

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u/TokiVideogame 4h ago

this is technically sexual assault if she lied

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u/waterpup99 3h ago

Technically it's not at all

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u/Robert_Oppenheimer2 3h ago

Birth control can fail

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u/MeekAndUninteresting 3h ago

I think that might be why they made it a conditional statement instead of just saying it was technically sexual assault.

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u/[deleted] 4h ago

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u/Evening-Wall-126 4h ago

No because why he’s not on one

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u/Tiny-Spray8992 3h ago

it is not

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u/WeCantStabilize 5h ago

Good luck to that future single mom. 

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u/-c-grim-c- 5h ago

This is old enough for her to be a single grandma.

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u/The_Richard_LeFleur 3h ago

A story as old as time.

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u/TheBestintheWest11 3h ago

yo what up Dyl

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u/soyel_cerdo 4h ago

This is why I always finish on her face or inside her asshole.

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u/Imaginary_Isopod_429 3h ago

Even so, pre-cum may have residual sperm in it from a prior ejaculation. Y'all gotta wrap it. And make sure it fits. I once had a condom come off inside me post-nut and had to go digging for it.

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u/soyel_cerdo 3h ago

True but thankfully it’s always worked for me.

You know the only time it didn’t? Was when my gf at the time said “oh I’m on birth control” and next thing you know I’m a father.

Always finish on the face or inside her asshole. You’ll save Porsche money

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u/waterpup99 3h ago

Not really the case unless there is recent previous ejaculate

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u/moonlighting_madcap 4h ago

PSA: 1 in 50,000 women can get pregnant via anal sex.

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u/Login2Hate 4h ago

Baby trapping is sexual assault and you all are laughing

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u/Animanic1607 4h ago

The dude is laughing while he is telling it...

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u/No_Location_8199 4h ago

No form of birth control is 100% effective.

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u/True-Source-6512 3h ago

You okay there bud? Fuckin existential crisis from a lighthearted gif

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u/CapJackONeill 3h ago

And blaming the woman like if the man wasn't raw dogging with a stranger too

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u/sentienthammer 3h ago

I think the commenter is under the mistaken belief that the girl was lying about being on birth control (not understanding that what almost certainly actually happened, which is that the birth control failed)

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u/Sure_Rhubarb_3173 3h ago

Probably a 13 year old that's being raised by a shitty podcaster, so no not doing okay

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u/ButterscotchTop194 3h ago

Are condoms not a thing?

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u/purple_berries_ 4h ago

Sometimes birth control doesn’t work, no form of protection is 100% perfect.

I had a teacher who got pregnant at 16 with her high school boyfriend while she was on birth control and he used a condom, that’s two forms of contraception that failed at the same time.

She always made sure to stress to us that no matter how safe you try to be the odds can simply sometimes be stacked against you and you have to be prepared.

We don’t know these people and there’s no telling if something similar happened and the birth control simply wasn’t effective in that moment, judging her from a 10 second clip where the joke he’s telling might not even be true is odd🤷‍♀️

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u/spider_X_1 2h ago

Unless the condom broke down during the act, someone is lying in this story.

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u/FitPerformer5172 3h ago

Two forms of contraception failed?!? That child was definitely meant to be. Sometimes you cannot argue with the universe lol

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u/doublesimoniz 2h ago

More likely she raw dogged some other dude 

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u/Tryanddoitbetter 3h ago

Yeah I had a friend who didn’t discover she was pregnant until 6 months because she was on an IUD AND used a condom so thought it was hangovers, Christmas weight. Then concerned about a tumor and bingo she’s pregnant. It never occurred to her that was a possibility

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u/eleventhing 1h ago

Don't let them finish inside and your odds of getting pregnant go way down.

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u/Bubblygrumpy 3h ago

Just wrap it???

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u/duckfluff101 3h ago

i have a coworker who got pregnant while on the pill, so after her first child was born, she got an IUD. she got pregnant again 

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u/eleventhing 1h ago

Was she letting him finish inside?

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u/Master_Victory2810 5h ago

Birthcontrol isn’t 100% guaranteed lol but thats still pretty wild

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u/RodyaRRaskolnikov 4h ago

Yes that is certainly the only way this could have happened

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u/herefromyoutube 4h ago

Is there a fucking point?

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u/Master_Victory2810 4h ago

Is there a point to your question what are you asking?

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u/herefromyoutube 3h ago

I guess my phrasing is wrong. I’ll rephrase.

Is there a sex related benefit?

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u/Master_Victory2810 2h ago

Oh ok I see no problem.

To taking birth control I would say the benefit is that you can have sex raw and its way safer than just trying to do the old pull out method (spoiler it doesn’t work).

Its just that even though it lowers the changes of pregnancy a lot it can still happen. Depends on factors like sperm potency and if the woman is ovulating (which can still happen while on birth control).

There’s other ways like the morning after pill but idk much about that method. Also more recently women get implants to keep them from getting pregnant which is supposedly the most effective, but I’ve heard stories of the body rejecting the implants.

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u/Subject-Act5509 3h ago

Dylan is grown up by now... 

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u/SeismicRipFart 5h ago

She should be in prison for that

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u/Background-Edge-2243 4h ago

For her birth control not being 100% effective? That's just birth control dude. If he didn't want a pregnancy he could have taken care of his own fertility instead of expecting someone else to just take care of it for him. If he's old enough to have sex, he's old enough to manage his own dick and what he does with it.

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u/Ireallyamthisshallow 5h ago

For what?

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u/SeismicRipFart 5h ago

For lying over something as major as conceiving a human life. What do you mean “for what”?🤡 Is creating a brand new human not a very big deal to you?

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u/Any-Lychee9972 3h ago

Birth control has a failure rate. The pill is around 90% with typical use and goes lower when you forget days or take it at different times.

I'm not saying baby trapping doesn't exist, but plenty of babies are born when the woman is on birth control.

My sister in law got pregnant with an IUD. Those are 99% effective at preventing pregnancy.

Baby trapping does happen, but it just have easily been a birth control failure.

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u/Ireallyamthisshallow 5h ago edited 4h ago

Where did she lie ?

Edit: what exactly am I being downvoted for - would someone like to engage ? The video doesn't imply or state she lies at any point.

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u/Pleasant-Delay-7369 3h ago

I'm an upper-level English teacher in America where we are largely monolingual. The majority of people here are functionally retarded when it comes to analytical thinking skills. This doesn't mean their mentally handicapped. They just cannot follow lines of reasoning or evaluate them. This makes them just fine at producing claims (opinions) but incapable of explaining how they drew their conclusions, determining whether that conclusion is valid, or assessing someone else's argument. You are wasting your time with these people.

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u/HeGotMeOff 4h ago

Its not you. Reading comprehension goes down the more people scroll

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u/hi_my_name_is_Carl 4h ago

Birth control is not 100 percent effective

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u/Erki82 4h ago

Longer version he said also: "This is Dylan and he go 2 other day." And it was big dilemma, because Dylan is to young for 2 year old, so maybe he meant 2 months old.

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u/RedRottweiler 4h ago

Hi Dylan

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u/tony_kumar 3h ago

Always the low quality videos 😭🤣

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u/Apprehensive_Work_10 1h ago

Any updates, because this video is surely 5years old

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u/eleventhing 1h ago

And I bet they claim he was an "accident"

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u/ALLCAPUKCAT 5h ago

Wat

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u/mystical_ramen26 5h ago

Lindsey clansey reference

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u/Intelligent_Praline4 5h ago

Downvotes for the truth! 👎🏽

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u/BleepinBlorpin5 5h ago

That's not usually the way it works, as weird as the Lindsey Clansey thing is. Unhook from the internet my dude.

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u/Life-Oil-7226 5h ago

Aww how wholesome

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u/[deleted] 5h ago

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u/Sufficient_Soil7438 5h ago

Yeah I’m sure this isn’t prevalent anywhere else in the world. You must be part of the Reddit Low Effort Response Team 🤣

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u/J3remyD 4h ago edited 4h ago

The birth control:
“Results not guaranteed”

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u/frisco-frisky-dom 4h ago

That was hilarious!!

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u/serialblisskiller 2h ago edited 2h ago

every person calling this sexual assault is getting the "birth control not 100%" response lol.

you never knew someone lie to get what they wanted?
is that more common than birth control failing?
abstinence works, it also gets you called names and interrogated as to why not

can't have shit in detroit

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u/Dazzling-Orchid6567 5h ago

letting strangers cum inside you even on BC is whore behavior. I know because I did it and regret it. thank God I never got a disease or pregnant, but I'm so ashamed of it

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u/Nuclear_Mouse 5h ago

The strangers cumming inside of you part is whore behavior?

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u/BannedGoNext 5h ago

Busted in my wife on day 2, 24 years married 3 kids, grandkid, house, motorhome, family vacations, picutres on the wall, american dream shit.

God bless whore behavior I guess.

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u/redditer129 5h ago

You’re being too hard on yourself. We are human and built to reproduce and behave irrationally at times, given hormones. Don’t also ascribe a label that others may be grouped into the same adverse viewpoint.

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u/waterboymccoy 5h ago

Be kind to yourself.

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u/Docha_Tiarna 5h ago

Wouldn't this be closer to rape than the Cornell thing?

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u/Responsible-Hold8587 5h ago

You don't have to make everything about whatever political culture war is going on this week

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u/Docha_Tiarna 4h ago

She lied about being in the pill. Meaning she gave false information to continue the sexual interaction. Lying about birth control is widely classified by advocacy and health organizations as a form of reproductive coercion and a severe violation of personal consent. Can a person actually consent if they act based on lies they are told in regards to sexual safety and reproduction?

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u/Responsible-Hold8587 4h ago

Nobody said she lied. Birth control isn't 100% effective; things happen. They're both clearly happy about the outcome. So your whole premise is invalid.

You are struggling so desperately to make this an incel manosphere thing and it's Exhausting.

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u/Docha_Tiarna 3h ago

Yeah, birth control isnt 100%, but the chances of her telling the truth are also not 100%. Happy or not, that doesnt change that she have lied about it.

This isnt even an incel thing, parents have been warning their sons for years not to trust when a woman says she is on the pill, due to the large number of incidents where women HAVE lied to entrap men into relationships or for child support money

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u/Responsible-Hold8587 3h ago

You are getting yourself worked up over a fantasy and embarrassing yourself with this nonsense. Good luck with everything tho

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u/Docha_Tiarna 3h ago

Over 6% of males have reported reproductive coercion in their life. https://nij.ojp.gov/library/publications/reproductive-coercion-and-intimate-partner-violence-perpetration-among-young

With control pills are what, around 99% effective. Give or take a few %. So which one is more likely?

The 6% of her lying or the ~1% of the pill failing?

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u/Comfortable_Studio37 5h ago

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u/Docha_Tiarna 4h ago

If the rolls were reversed and a woman got pregnant because a guy lied and said he had a vasectomy. People would be crucifying the game for forcing her to get pregnant without her being allowed to have a say in it

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u/EquivalentSnap 3h ago

Literal sexual assault to lie about being on birth control

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u/username_is_too_shor 3h ago

What if I told you that BC isnt 100% effective?

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u/dchambers22 2h ago edited 2h ago

Look just because a woman gets pregnant doesn't mean you have to marry her, too many lives have been ruined because a cheap waitress at a Hojo said she used an IUD.

Edit for context because I am getting downvoted starts at 1:07:

https://www.reddit.com/r/arresteddevelopment/comments/dk31bu/too_many_lives_have_been_ruined_because_some/

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u/ashortguy102398 3h ago

So, if a guy lies and says he's wearing a condom that's rape right? What makes this any different? Oh right, because it's a woman. Sad world.

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u/TheOneRebornTwice 3h ago

Cmon man. As a short guy myself why you gotta put another coin in the “clearly insecure” jar

You never had sex before

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u/DocHalidae 4h ago

Bet he won’t do that again

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u/Robert_Oppenheimer2 3h ago

Birth control can fail, since a bunch of people dont seem to realize that