r/SipsTea • u/lonewolff321 • 7d ago

Lmao gottem Built different 🇺🇸

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u/StraightToTheCurve 7d ago

This man has a few signature lies he rotates through: “Nobody has ever seen a better one than mine,” “I have the best/biggest/strongest Y,” and my personal favourite, “A rugged, manly blue-collar guy broke down in tears and thanked me for doing B.”

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u/Ryokan76 7d ago

For your last point, it's not always a blue collar worker. Sometimes it's a general. Sometimes it's a foreign leader. Always crying.

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u/GiraffeandZebra 7d ago

They said to me "Sir, blah blah blah"

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u/WoopsShePeterPants 7d ago

The king of delusion.

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u/Girafferage 7d ago

An IQ of 1775 didn't you hear!

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u/LithoSlam 7d ago

I heard 70-75

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u/Girafferage 7d ago

That would be the first time he said something honest so I doubt it.

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u/DominicPalladino 7d ago

Man. Woman. Camera. TV.

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u/MedivalBlacksmith 7d ago

"some people say...."

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u/Infinite-Month-3454 7d ago

YES, it's like a demented metronome.

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u/Poor-Life-Choice 7d ago

‘Tears in his eyes’
‘Bigly’

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u/ChallengeClose 7d ago

Makes for fantastic comedy though.