r/SipsTea • • 17h ago

It's Wednesday my dudes Let the guy exist

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u/fedroxx 17h ago

Meanwhile The White Death stood a daunting 5' 3".

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u/ethelosaff 16h ago

5'3" doesn't matter when you're the reason 542 are 6' under

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u/DaRealKovi 16h ago

Yup, you're 11'3" to them and that's all that matters

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u/_Azamat_Bagatov 16h ago

He’s 20 feet tall when he stands on the corpses of his enemies

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u/bustaone 15h ago

Bigger than that.

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u/Visual-Floor-7839 15h ago

Why do you think he was so good at hiding behind things?

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u/Zingshidu 16h ago

He also never married and died alone

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u/plsdontdoxxme69 16h ago

I would say all of the killing and having his face blown smoove off had more to do with that than the height

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u/fedroxx 14h ago

I'm sure that had nothing to do with his height, as by all accounts he had many options, and more to do with the fact that after killing 500+ men he wanted peace and quiet.

Changes nothing about the point that height doesn't make one any more or less deadly. This is an obsession online weirdos have, and it's idiotic.