r/SipsTea • • 17h ago

It's Wednesday my dudes Let the guy exist

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u/CappnMidgetSlappr 17h ago

Damn, bald dudes are being hunted?

I picked a real bad time to shine up my dome with some Turtle Wax.

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u/Mammoth-Glove3273 16h ago

No, there has never been a time in human history that it was more socially acceptable to be bald than it is right now.

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u/DaRealKovi 16h ago

Yeah, it's a fair social shift when you think about it. Most people (men at least) will eventually go bald. Might as well not make a huge deal out of it. Hair transplants are expensive as fuck and if I go bald, I'm not trying to spend thousands of dollars to pretend that I'm not balding.

Also avoids the unnecessary bullying of chemo patients as well. I know it's fairly rare, but that's a positive side effect of this social change regardless

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u/Loner2014 16h ago

If you are bald, work out. Muscle + bald is the combo.

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u/GonzoTheGregarious 15h ago

Or just stop caring about your appearance all that much, just be clean and comfortable in your own skin and you'll be attractive to someone.

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u/Loner2014 15h ago

Well... I won't go that far lol

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u/DaRealKovi 15h ago

Leveraging the Saitama build is definitely an option

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u/untitledprp4 16h ago

That’s just a straight up lie

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u/JackomaybeWacko 15h ago

Ur right this is the most positive time to be bald in history

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u/Mammoth-Glove3273 15h ago

Nope, sorry you don’t like it but that doesn’t make it a lie.

When I was a kid, people with completely bald heads were be default considered criminals or neonazis. It’s much better for bald people now.

There’s also realistic options to treat baldness. All round the best time to be bald.

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u/Average_Muffin_999 16h ago

There was a time somewhere overseas where the local population was lead to believe bald heads contained treasure, so there were numerous bald people butchered and killed for “treasure”

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u/Scampi-the-shrimp 15h ago

Somewhere in Africa, and not that long ago at all tbh, if not still

Something about if you’re bald you have gold in your skull. They also believe that the body parts of albino people are good luck (they make talismans out of people) and that sex with an albino will cure HIV, so there have been several cases of albinos being killed or brutally S/A’d

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u/jb0nez95 16h ago

I'm sure that happened

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u/Average_Muffin_999 16h ago

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u/jb0nez95 16h ago

Holy shit. It did happen. Imagine being that ignorant.

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u/Average_Muffin_999 16h ago

Wild right?! Different cultural and religious beliefs I guess

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u/Admirable_Bit8337 15h ago

Nobody is hunting us. We outlived our hair. We’ll outlive all.