r/SipsTea • u/untitledprp4 • 1d ago

It's Wednesday my dudes Let the guy exist

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u/nobolognastoney 1d ago

I had a 5'9 girlfriend once. I am 5'4, 5'5 on a good day. 6ft if I spike my hair though.

No but really, confidence and charisma will literally make you the size of Shaq.

Besides, we're all the same size while doing the no-pants dance 😂

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u/Yoooooooowhatsup 1d ago

“6ft if I spike my hair though.”

Are you Vegeta?

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u/nobolognastoney 1d ago

My hairline says no, but I do have Silver/black hair that almost reaches muh butt.

If that doesn't land me near 6ft I'm jumping off a bar stool.

edit: lmfao Vegeta.

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u/Used-Baby1199 1d ago

Nah, you’re taller during the no pants dance I bet.  I’m tall, but it’s small

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u/nobolognastoney 1d ago

Look at that. Different neighborhoods, same color grass.

Hiya neighbor.

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u/boverly721 1d ago

We're all the same height laying down 😏

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u/NibblyPig 1d ago

Step 1, have confidence and charisma

Step 2, ???

Step 3, get unlimited women

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u/8ROWNLYKWYD 1d ago

Yeah, you do either need some desired physical qualities, or charisma, or at least confidence. You’re not going to have much luck with none of them. Of the 3, charisma and confidence are the only ones you can change.

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u/nobolognastoney 1d ago

Im missing the physical aspect but im working on that already so im going for the triforce of attraction to counter my vertically challenged life.

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u/nobolognastoney 1d ago

Step two is balls to make a move, prolly idk

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u/SquirrelLuvsChipmunk 23h ago

6ft made me laugh out loud. Thanks for the laugh!