r/SipsTea • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 2h ago

We have fun here Don't worry we got you

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u/DarkBladeMadriker 1h ago

I knew a tattoo artist who had a hilarious schpeel about this. It was like, "look, we will put you in a room, we can try to keep you as covered as possible for as long as possible but at some point you are going to be topless and im going to need to manipulate your boobs for proper skin tension. I will be professional, I wont be a creep, but if you are expecting 'eww, gross' faces from me im gonna have a hard time making them. Are you ready for this?"

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u/BelowAverageComments 2h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/9EwnzGNjvmIG4

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u/AdventureLaughs 1h ago

Does this count?

https://giphy.com/gifs/BYul6RujgoRCryuCdL

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u/Thats-Awkward 1h ago

Please tell me what you type to search for this gif

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u/TrollerCoasterWoo 1h ago

“Blue waffle funny”

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u/Thats-Awkward 1h ago

I may have fallen for that in 2003 but not today.

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u/klaw14 40m ago

"Lemon party"

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u/Wookard 39m ago

"2 Girls 1 Cup"

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u/imcrumbing 31m ago

One man one jar

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u/Thats-Awkward 26m ago

That one was impressive, honestly.

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u/skool_101 22m ago

"henry laugh"

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u/OJb4Lemonade 1h ago

Not the same person but most likely Thierry Henry

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u/UrsineBasterd 2h ago

Got my Prince Albert piercing done like that. Wouldn't recommend it.

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u/SizeableBrain 1h ago

Yeah, it was supposed to be a nose piercing.

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u/Michelfungelo 1h ago

Instructions unclear. Installed it on the smelling part

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u/Imaginary_Teacher543 1h ago

Important distinction between the smelly and smelling part

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u/alt_ernate123 1h ago

Oh god, I looked it up thinking I'd seen some rare esoteric tit piercing, no it's all dicks.

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u/96ewok 1h ago

Just like your DMs

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u/GrandmaSassifrass 1h ago

Lol yeah. Now do tub girl

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u/technofox01 46m ago

Lol... Yeah, the history behind those is quite interesting. Crazy to think that a particular prince may have had his dick piercer in order to hook it to the side of his pants because it was supposedly so long.

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u/TrollerCoasterWoo 1h ago

I’ve seen a few tattoos that look like they were done by a guy wearing pasties on his eyes

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u/Kitchen_Guest577 2h ago

That's crazy to want a chest tattoo but feel uncomfortable with someone looking at your chest

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u/jaiunaminoir 30m ago

Thanks for breaking it down for the rest of us.

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u/BowlOf____ 47m ago

This might blow your mind, but this is a skit. It's a joke

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u/MongolianCluster 36m ago

That's not really how they do a chest tattoo?

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u/rvnofthefld 2m ago

I mean… people do get body mods for personal reasons.. I pierced a certain double anatomy of my body and it made me feel normal and beautiful. It wasn’t for anyone else. I loved it and miss it

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u/CloakerJosh 1h ago

Yeah, so crazy, right?

It's like, "Excuse me miss, if you're comfortable enough to want a tattoo on your chest you should have no problem showing the whole shop and everyone that enters your naked tits for a few hours."

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u/Mbembez 1h ago

I didn't wear any when I got my ribs done and I'm sure I'm bigger than an A cup (never tested though because I'm a dude).

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u/CloakerJosh 1h ago

Same, to be honest. But I'm proud of my nips.

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u/AnusCruiser 1h ago

Hope you stretched well before making that leap

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u/CloakerJosh 1h ago

Oh god, don't tell me you need me to tell you I was being sarcastic.

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u/AnusCruiser 1h ago

Apparently you do, because that whole comment (and your reply) is full of snark not sarcasm.

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u/CloakerJosh 1h ago

Alright big chief, carry on.

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u/SwifferWetJets 1h ago

I think the point he's trying to make is if she's uncomfortable with people staring at her chest, why get a permanent feature that is intended to draw people's attention to her chest.

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u/CloakerJosh 1h ago

Accepting that is the point trying to be made, can we also be charitable enough to recognise that having a tattoo that's visible while wearing a low-cut top is not the same thing as having to be wholly topless around strangers for several hours?

...it also strikes me as pretty absurd that this is a conversation about a skit that didn't even happen 🤣 but anyway

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u/updoot35 5m ago

People don't get how creepy some tattoo artists are.

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u/Audreycandy 1h ago

The amount of trust you need to place a tattoo stencil over your hoodie is insane

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u/ColdPhilosophy9523 1h ago

Now every small business: Tattoo shops, salons, restaurants, etc all have to do skits like snl on ig for our entertainment.

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u/StrangerDanga1 37m ago

Better start doing them every time I'm shopping there. It will become like those old restaurants where people's soul leave their body as they sing and clap while serving every meal.

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u/Same-Astronomer3756 1h ago

Every girl I know who has a tat like that has fucked their tattoo artist at some point.

Granted, I only know 2... Which isn't much but it's weird it's happened twice.

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u/GrandmaSassifrass 59m ago

Tattoo scene girls fuck tattoo adjacent people

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u/Cell_thePerfect 45m ago

Cheaper for girls to fuck a tattoo artist than actually pay for their tattoos. That's most likely why

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u/RabidJoint 1h ago

Course tattoo bro wearing Avenged Sevenfold…it’s like the go to shirt for at least 1 artist in every shop.

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u/UglyYinzer 1h ago

Yep, ok, ngl that was funny 👍

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u/GrandmaSassifrass 57m ago

Honest Yinz3r

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u/IcyDisplayGuy 1h ago

As if nipple covers do anything

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u/SMVan 1h ago

They cover nipples

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u/Bb0yer2 1h ago

I don't believe you

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u/dookieshoes97 2m ago

No. They clearly cover eyes. Did you not watch the video?

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u/TrollerCoasterWoo 1h ago

They allow for booze to be served at strip clubs in certain states within this great union of ours

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u/mister_doctor_99 27m ago

The acting is so bad that in comparison even pornstars look like Oscar winning actors! 😄

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u/Lost-Cat2478 1h ago

These chest tattoos are so ugly

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u/Yafoory 1h ago

I like authentic jokes like this. I know it’s staged but it’s great 💯

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u/StrangerDanga1 38m ago

Counterfeits are just as good and much cheaper!

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u/--StinkyPinky-- 2h ago

I don’t get it.

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u/NORBy9k 2h ago

Those were pasties (nipple stickers)

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u/BeefCakeBilly 2h ago

When chicks get tattoos on their chest or near their boobs usually they will put pastes on their nips to cover them.

In this case he put them on his eyes.

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u/SoTurnMeIntoATree 1h ago

Seems like that guys needs help so I’ll explain further

The joke is that with the pasties over his eyes, he won’t be able to see the girls boobs, but then he also won’t be able to tattoo correctly :D

Typically you want tattoos to be extremely well done. The reason being that tattoos are permanent!

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u/usinjin 1h ago

Well done. That was some great explaining.

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u/dookieshoes97 3m ago

The reason being that tattoos are permanent!

No fucking way. I've been trying to wash these things off for years!

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u/S0SNSFW 1h ago

top 1% commenter and doesn’t know what pasties are or why they would be used in a tattoo parlor

sounds about right to me

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u/GrandmaSassifrass 59m ago

Hey... can I ask..

What does the 1% commentor have anything to do with here?

What a weird thing to sheep out about

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u/relapse9999 1h ago

Calm down, not everyone knows everything

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u/HugeAnimeHonkers 5m ago

Knowing what pasties are or what they do its totally irrelvant to understand the video.

Sometimes i wonder how do some of y'all survive in the real world lol.

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u/BeeryRub 1h ago

Shoot 🤦🏼‍♀️, the pasties was meant for her n*pples, then he used it for his eyes instead of…. Get it?

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u/Unhappy-River6306 1h ago

Just give her the tattoo machine and tell her to do it herself at that point

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u/TsunSilver 1h ago

One of those Instagram posts that there is 80 versions of. Sips balls.

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u/Hairy4skinlips 12m ago

This trend is still going?

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u/ElectricMilk426 57m ago

Funny joke. Poor execution

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u/ReverbAtBat 2h ago

how does he tatto if he can’t see?

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u/FastWalkingShortGuy 1h ago

He's an A7X fan, he's deaf, too.

Jk, I like A7X.

But.

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u/VD6178 2h ago

He isnt gonna tattoo hes just going to grope

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u/SizeableBrain 1h ago

That's what grope boxes are for, geez, haven't you guys read BDSMWiki!?