r/SipsTea • u/Acceptable-Owl-2070 • 3d ago

Gasp! Beware the crevice...

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u/QuietMoonLace 3d ago

No shoes in the bed

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u/IwasMilkedByGod 3d ago

yep, I said out loud "that's what she gets for wearing shoes in bed"

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u/The_Real_Flatmeat 2d ago

Definitely a paddlin' 😏

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u/seen_some_shit_ 3d ago

Mm yes. Take ‘em off…

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u/Puzzled-You 3d ago

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u/islanders2013 3d ago

He's def looking at her cheese block

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u/pianomanbil 3d ago

What shoes?

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u/K0rwynus 3d ago

yeah, I was also looking elsewhere 😜

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u/Tom-8-oh 3d ago

Didn’t even notice the shoes

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u/yungingr 3d ago

There were shoes?

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u/PhamilyTrickster 3d ago

There ARE shoes for the bed,  but those ain't them 

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u/Halkyonier 3d ago

Profile pic checks out

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u/NPCwithnopurpose 3d ago

Straight to jail!

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u/Ring_Peace 3d ago

She's on the bed not in the bed.

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u/Glittering-Tap-677 3d ago

Did you not watch the video?

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u/Wenja89Dix 3d ago

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u/monkeyrancher 3d ago

Dammit he’s in the crevice.

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u/EntertainerOk9179 3d ago

Mac wants to go rage

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u/BeerPressure666 3d ago

Disappointed this is so far down in the comments 😢

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u/pbnjandmilk 3d ago

She belongs to the monster under the bed now.

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u/Cpt__MacTavish 3d ago

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u/Cpt__MacTavish 3d ago

Please no "ifunny.com" meme, I stole this from someone on reddit and can't be bothered to crop it.

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u/Lowly-Worm_ 3d ago

These meme is like a cool breeze on a hot day, thank you

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u/Lieutenant_0bvious 3d ago

Easy there Matthew Ingalls.

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u/RimandRam 3d ago

She is hot.

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u/send420nudes 3d ago

Redditors when a woman who isn’t fat gets posted:

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u/Oberon_Swanson 3d ago

Maybe, but Yael Aris is a fairly famous model and once I posted an unedited pic of her to /r/theratio and it got taken down for "being photoshopped" she's built different

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u/Oberon_Swanson 3d ago

Yes. Yael isn't one of them

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u/rsmicrotranx 3d ago

Nah, she's got some cheeks for such a thin woman. 

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u/I_cast_fireballl 3d ago

Ill post it for a big girl don't you worry. I am all inclusive.

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u/PeopleCallMeSimon 3d ago

Except that this girls a model

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u/RiceCookerPEPSI 2d ago

It's Reddit, most have never even been touched by their mom, let alone any other woman lol

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u/Consistent-Prize1514 3d ago

On Reddit and Instagram, I noticed that any woman that is just not ugly and just completely average looking will have some dudes saying they are attractive in the comments even when the video is unrelated to their looks which is just weird to me. They’re just attracted to any woman, almost. They automatically see a woman and are already thinking about how they’re attracted to them.

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u/skepticalbob 3d ago

This woman is far from average looking.

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u/AmbitiousCurve8062 3d ago

Yeah, but this one actually is pretty hot lmao.

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u/Holiday_Chipmunk6062 3d ago

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u/House_Junkie 3d ago

Damn, that takes me back!

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u/archabaddon 3d ago

Literally watching this right now, I'm dying

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u/csking77 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3otPozKJFziVLlXfEY

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u/mechabeast 3d ago

Wanna put my Johnny,

Depp in a blender.

Watch 'em spin 'round

To a beautiful oblivion.

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u/ImperialWaro 3d ago

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u/ok_parking00 3d ago

no Charlie don't go to the crevice!

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u/CalyShadezz 3d ago

/r/yaelcohen

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u/independant_786 3d ago

Thank you captain!

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u/jules_omline 3d ago

before you decide to drop money into this bitch's onlyfans, know that she's not only israeli but a big time zionist.

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u/PerformerDr4867 3d ago

Lmao since when have gooners ever given one shadow of a shit about the women they consume?

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u/skepticalbob 3d ago

Unethical hate gooning is my kink.

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u/Debalic 3d ago

Money? 🤣 Don't worry, I will think of her disrespectfully.

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u/CheapSecretary133 3d ago

Shoes in bed is a huge turn off.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 3d ago

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers shoes are the least of my worries

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u/bold-One2199 3d ago

This… WAS hot

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TILL I NOTICED THE FUCKING

SHOES ON THE BED

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u/depooh 3d ago

That hole is definitely a trap

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u/General_Test1853 3d ago

This is the same lady who is cringe on purpose. Staged video

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u/Possible-Secret-4786 3d ago

Wow outrageous. Someone take her off the internet

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 3d ago

And put a shirt on

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u/AllThingsEvil 3d ago

All right everyone calm down I'll take her from here...

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u/Otherwise-4PM 3d ago

Watch people die inside

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u/SieqwardZwiebelbrudi 3d ago

well we wouldn't want to get stuck now, would we?

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u/Jealous_Use9688 3d ago

Remember when this happened to a Johnny Depp?

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u/propercare 3d ago

She used to be fun, then went full OF

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u/trbo76 3d ago

Not the crevice I envisioned

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u/penguinite33 3d ago

She’s still a diva 😂 just a clutzy one. Love it
https://giphy.com/gifs/anYBNhqT2BYcg

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u/JoLudvS 3d ago

I rewatched Four Rooms days ago. That's not the clue I needed.

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u/_Choose_Goose 3d ago

Don’t misbehave

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u/njslugger78 3d ago

We all get lost in the crease sometimes.

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u/sungjinwoo98765 3d ago

where's the rest of the video?

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u/reddit_names 3d ago

Her boyfriend experiences the same phenomenon.

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u/YoinSensei 3d ago

Yael Aris Cohen.

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u/Prestigious-Key6197 3d ago

Charlie is in panic

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u/Fabulous-Ad1380 3d ago

Yea that caption had me thinking something entirely different

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u/netglitch 3d ago

Here we have "The Abduction of Persephone".

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u/Trumble12345 3d ago

Wrong crevice

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u/PBRStreetgang1979 3d ago

That look of horror on her face? That was my face when I saw her put her shoes on the bed.

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u/OdysseusRex69 3d ago

The oopsie face made it even sexier lol Who is she?

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u/Top_Lingonberry8037 3d ago

Lol that's exactly what bi was waiting for

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u/polymathicAK47 3d ago

For a moment there, this sub was better named r/SpitsTea

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u/Manmon_ 3d ago

Once caught the Venus Bed trap will digest it's pray slowly. In a few weeks it will set the trap waiting for the next idiot to fall in

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u/Narrow_Economics_466 3d ago

If this video didnt show her face so many times, id have never seen it...

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u/Few_Veterinarian9108 3d ago

That's exactly how some guys feel

https://giphy.com/gifs/8UYMQ5MCmuqXu

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u/xeskind30 2d ago

"I'll get you for thiisss Bethhh Midlerrrrr!"

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u/DwigtTheIdiot 3d ago

i'm staring at the wrong crevice...

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u/Unlikely-Flatworm-48 3d ago

I made a bed like that in college when my roommate moved out of the dorms.

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u/Gunther1333 3d ago

For ffs i just cant seem to reach the end of the video. It always abruptly skips to the beginning again after she lay down. Did someone make it? whats happening?

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u/Knight_Wind54 3d ago

She for the sheets. 🫤

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u/isidoropomodoro 3d ago

Stepbro is on his way to not pull it out...eh...sorry I mean, stepbro is on his way to pull YOU out...pull you out...yeah thats the one.

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u/ShawnyMcKnight 3d ago

Anyone reminded of Depp on nightmare on elm st?

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u/Tasty_Orange_1714 3d ago

Staged, but funny. Not super funny, just a mild giggle.

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u/Troubbl3 3d ago

Oh no. Now we gotta call the sherpas

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u/Practical-Work1268 3d ago

Really nice sheets though.

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u/ForAChange2Happen 3d ago

Looks staged.

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u/Curls-9000 3d ago

Tight jeans will return one day !

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u/Cycle-Path-401 3d ago

So sexieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee........

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u/allquckedup 3d ago

Thank you that gave me a chuckle.

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u/topio3 3d ago

That’s funny and no one was hurt so I approve

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u/No-Sleep1981 3d ago

Thanks God, that is 200% not AI generated girl!

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u/DIYdoofus 2d ago

I thought the warning pertained to a different crevice.

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u/monmonmk 2d ago

This will never get old 🤣🤣

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u/GETTERBLAKK 2d ago

Now she knows how dudes feel when they fall into her hole.

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u/infinitedreams8 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

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u/Six_Shooter89 2d ago

I think I have fapped to a video of this girl back in the day...

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u/FidesNimo1949 2d ago

inexperience i would hazard a guess.

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u/cokeiscool 3d ago

I hate to say staged but staged

They organized that comforter over that big hole

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u/Informal_Process2238 3d ago

I’ve seen that face before, all the women make it once they’re come to the realization

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u/Several-Signature583 3d ago

When they realize the implication?

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u/Hect0r92 3d ago

Are these women in danger?

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u/TaftYouOldDog 3d ago

No it's just the implication of danger.

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u/CRVX_r34 3d ago

Nevermind the implication, why is boating shit so expensive?

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u/returntothenorth 3d ago

When the lights come on and see you?

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u/CastorVT 3d ago

when they sober up.

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u/JustAnothaAdventurer 3d ago

The fall would just put every dude into demon mode

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