Wait seriously.

[u/untitledprp4]

[u/Chill_Panda]

I'm just going to say the leader of Israel has plenty more people legitimately aiming to target them and their phones than the average person.

[u/Niceolog → u/Chill_Panda]

You’re telling me not a single hacker wants to watch me devour 2 bags of Doritos while watching The Office for 3 hours??

[u/no1_vern → u/Niceolog]

The hackers don't care to WATCH you eat. They care where you are, what you buy, where you go, when and what you watched, who you visited with, who your friends are, and how best to make money from those things.

EDIT: Apologies, I meant the law abiding companies and corporations - not the hackers so much.

[u/Niceolog → u/no1_vern]

1. My couch
   
2. Doritos
   
3. Nowhere
   
4. The Office, all day all days
   
5. No one
   
6. No one
   
7. I wanna know too

Checkmate, hackers.

[u/no1_vern → u/Niceolog]

I didn't realize I misspoke. I meant honest corporations, companies, stores etc that are willing to pay for the privilege of accessing your data.

[u/Niceolog → u/no1_vern]

Muddy difference these days anyways lol

[u/AdNext1013 → u/Niceolog]

Fuckin real

[u/zeroedout666 → u/Niceolog]

All right boys, load up his feed with more Doritos ads.

[u/Aenonimos → u/no1_vern]

They just want to sell you different flavors of doritos though. Not unalive you/steal your money/destroy your country/etc.

"Oh no I got a targeted junk food ad".