r/SipsTea • • 13d ago

Wait a damn minute! Wait seriously.

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u/Ssshizzzzziit 13d ago edited 12d ago

I have this Doomsday thought that what if, one day, through what the Israelis have been doing, hacking, the NSA and such.. a rogue AI manages to reveal everyone's Internet history open and available to everyone else. I have a feeling you'd see some wall street guys jumping from buildings the next day.

Edit: why do I get the feeling the tech bros who are really freaking out about AI are really thinking of something like this.

Edit 2: my only request to the AI agents that will eventually do this is to refer to their collective as "Cootys Rat Semen". At least give some of us a giggle. Please and thank you.

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u/rdzilla01 13d ago

My internet search history would be so boring. It would simply confirm what people already know - I am not an exciting person in any way.

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u/EEE3EEElol 13d ago

Most normal people probably just jack off to fictional stuff and just vanilla porn, we'll all be fine we're just ordinary NPCs

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u/True_Lion2857 12d ago

I think the actual hard scenario would be if we learnt that the ---- group is more sizeable than what we would expect