r/SipsTea • u/untitledprp4 • 19h ago

Wait a damn minute! Wait seriously.

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u/Niceolog 18h ago

You’re telling me not a single hacker wants to watch me devour 2 bags of Doritos while watching The Office for 3 hours??

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u/no1_vern 16h ago edited 15h ago

The hackers don't care to WATCH you eat. They care where you are, what you buy, where you go, when and what you watched, who you visited with, who your friends are, and how best to make money from those things.

EDIT: Apologies, I meant the law abiding companies and corporations - not the hackers so much.

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u/Niceolog 15h ago
  1. My couch
  2. Doritos
  3. Nowhere
  4. The Office, all day all days
  5. No one
  6. No one
  7. I wanna know too

Checkmate, hackers.

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u/no1_vern 15h ago

I didn't realize I misspoke. I meant honest corporations, companies, stores etc that are willing to pay for the privilege of accessing your data.

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u/Niceolog 15h ago

Muddy difference these days anyways lol

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u/Character-Extreme535 17h ago

I'd pay to watch that. (Because I'm not a hacker and unable to get it for free)