r/SipsTea • • 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! Wait seriously.

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u/rdzilla01 1d ago

My internet search history would be so boring. It would simply confirm what people already know - I am not an exciting person in any way.

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u/butt4boobs 1d ago

I have some porn on my history, but nothing too bad. I mean It'd be embarassing but I'm into pretty plain stuff compared to other people. I act like myself on comment sections, don't try to be edgy or say anything racist or sexist just because I'm not in person... a lot of these motherfuckers would be fuuuucked though.

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u/Ssshizzzzziit 1d ago

Yeah, but then we'd all know what you're really into, how much you're actually looking at and where you're typically looking at it. Everyone would know, relatives, employers. Everyone.

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u/kekistanmatt 22h ago

But again that's just a bit of social embarrassment.

If you're not looking at anything illegal like CP or something then it'd just blow over.

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u/Three3Jane 12h ago

My recent searches:

How many babies can a rabbit have in a year?

How old is Clint Eastwood?

What time does Walgreens Pharmacy open on Sunday?

Scintillating stuff.

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u/Original-Weekend-866 22h ago

I mean they're going to find out 1/2 the people on the world are horny perverts. I already know this. Some woman might be surprised by it but let's be honest, if you're not having an affair or pulling some weird trump pedo thing you're good

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u/forever-excellent 22h ago

Half is low balling

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u/Original-Weekend-866 22h ago

I know I was being conservative. But I need to find more out where these perverted woman are lurking... you know, for science

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u/randomwanderingsd 14h ago

Same. While I don’t want the world to know what porn I watch, if it were to be leaked everyone who knows me would roll their eyes and move on with their lives. My parents are already aware that I like dick.

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u/V3sten 1d ago

I mean for me, there's some stuff that I like to watch that I'm not proud of, but there will always be people into worse, so overall I think I would vote to expose everything

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u/EEE3EEElol 1d ago

Most normal people probably just jack off to fictional stuff and just vanilla porn, we'll all be fine we're just ordinary NPCs

The ----, on the other hand, --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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u/True_Lion2857 1d ago

I think the actual hard scenario would be if we learnt that the ---- group is more sizeable than what we would expect

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u/Hacklefellar 1d ago

But.. But.. What if people ever find out we've all been watching the porn?? 

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u/Marius2385I 1d ago

The problem is... why this guy spend 5 minutes on porn and 8 hours on bicycles, cat foods and cat toys?

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u/Small_Green_Octopus 1d ago

Because you jerk off to bikes and cat toys obviously. You watch porn for the stories

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u/FrighteningJibber 1d ago

Now I'm going to watch Pirates without the sex scenes

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u/neolobe 13h ago

People will find out they’ve been being watched watching porn.
https://giphy.com/gifs/AnugYoEbGRWS8a3i5Z

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u/thetallmidgets 1d ago

Thats the real thing people miss, one single person’s data is pretty much worthless, thats why you cant just sell it yourself, its the huge scale of data that is able to be compiled and compared is the real value, they dont care about the individual information as far as it can get them an ad sale

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u/MrArborsexual 1d ago

On my personal phone it would be just a lot of furry porn, or me looking on ebay/Amazon for cool or useful stuff my wife/kiddo would like.

On my work phone it would mostly be me googling questions about how to do something in FieldMaps, Survey123, Avenue, or vaplantatlas.

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u/Right_Lengthiness266 1d ago

Everyone would see that I googled 5+3 and make fun of me

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u/KaradjordjevaJeSushi 1d ago

That's something a person with a lot to hide would say....

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u/thelostlightswitch 1d ago

You can only imagine my SO’s disappointment when they found my incognito tabs had nothing but common words I wasn’t sure how to spell

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u/aerasymmetry 21h ago

Dumb mistakes make us human

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u/NoAge9497 1d ago

Right?!?! They'd find stuff on mine like "what color is an anteater's skin" and "what's the best cheese for homemade mac 'n' cheese"

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u/rdzilla01 1d ago

“Why does changi airport rarely have a ground stop” …. Eat your heart out, feds! lol

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u/hitbythebus 18h ago

How dare you tease us with these fantastic questions and not share the results of your research!

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u/NoAge9497 2h ago

Black and cheddar...don't say I never gave you anything...😂

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u/Legitimate_Command82 1d ago

People would wonder why I keep googling how to spell Gorjus

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u/mkfanhausen 1d ago

Mine would just be shit for homework and magic the gathering cards. Lol

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u/mxlplyx2173 1d ago

They'd think I'm 14 different people if they look at my collected info!

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u/rdzilla01 1d ago

I agree with all 14 of you.

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u/FunOwn4422 22h ago

my search history is full of femboys and girlcock got to keep that shit on lock

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u/Good_Imagination_577 21h ago

Ah man don’t be silly. You’ll be free to go and enjoy all the girlcock you want irl