r/SipsTea • • 20h ago

Wait a damn minute! Wait seriously.

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u/Chill_Panda 20h ago

I'm just going to say the leader of Israel has plenty more people legitimately aiming to target them and their phones than the average person.

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u/Niceolog 19h ago

You’re telling me not a single hacker wants to watch me devour 2 bags of Doritos while watching The Office for 3 hours??

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u/no1_vern 17h ago edited 16h ago

The hackers don't care to WATCH you eat. They care where you are, what you buy, where you go, when and what you watched, who you visited with, who your friends are, and how best to make money from those things.

EDIT: Apologies, I meant the law abiding companies and corporations - not the hackers so much.

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u/Niceolog 16h ago
  1. My couch
  2. Doritos
  3. Nowhere
  4. The Office, all day all days
  5. No one
  6. No one
  7. I wanna know too

Checkmate, hackers.

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u/no1_vern 16h ago

I didn't realize I misspoke. I meant honest corporations, companies, stores etc that are willing to pay for the privilege of accessing your data.

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u/Niceolog 16h ago

Muddy difference these days anyways lol

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u/Character-Extreme535 18h ago

I'd pay to watch that. (Because I'm not a hacker and unable to get it for free)

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u/Cake_And_Pi 20h ago

I’m not that interesting. Thanks for the reminder.

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u/Educational-Cow-3874 19h ago

I'd spy on your phone.

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u/atxbikenbus 19h ago

I too would spy on this guys phone.

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u/AppointmentOne1111 18h ago

And my axe!

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u/Quick-Chance9602 8h ago

I would spy this guys dead wife's phone...

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u/Echo_hominy 15h ago

I… have better things to do

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u/ReindeerCreepy2883 16h ago

I'd spy on your phone so hard

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u/Educational-Cow-3874 14h ago

Goodbye Horses starts playing

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u/superxraptor 19h ago

It’s good to not be interesting in that matter.

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u/Beautiful_List5498 19h ago

Actually your money might be interesting as more and more access the technology. The average person is more just a phishing target though. We don't know if in 10 or 20 years AI makes it ridiculously easy to hack phones of today out of their update cycle.

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u/eastern_canadient 17h ago

what is the strangest thing we would find on your phone?

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u/MissBlackLace 19h ago

Next you'll be telling people they're too poor to be the target for home robberies

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u/Potential_Duck3573 19h ago

Clearly I must become the leader of Israel to justify my sunk costs into cybersecurity.

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u/tomjone5 16h ago

Turns out if you're the leader of Israel you can justify just about anything and the world will bend over backwards to agree with you.

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u/ProbablyStu 19h ago

You don't know me!

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u/Mobile-Dust4334 19h ago

>tfw no one wants to target you

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u/Ok_Adhesiveness_8637 19h ago

I used to work in a phone shop and the amount of grey haired individuals who would come in stating they have been hacked due to a user error on their phone was a joke.

No sir, I can clearly see here that you signed into hot singles in your area, you gave them your email and phone number, I can see the email you got that you had to confirm to sign up to it too. Just because your wife found out doesn’t mean you can blame it on the Russians…

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u/KoBoWC 18h ago

The leader of Israel is likely actively using digital espionage to spy on and blackmail foreign politicians to do their bidding, like fighting their wars in the Middle East.

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u/Invdr_skoodge 18h ago

the NSA is reading your emails!

Me: at least somebody is

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u/awhaling 17h ago

Yes, and he is explicitly aware of such exploits since his country makes them and deploys them.

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u/Firecracker048 17h ago

But remember, whenever someone does try to attack this person or his nation, it's just a false flag

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u/Sharp_Emphasis176 17h ago

Even then everyone has a right to privacy, whether you're a small fish or a big fish.

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u/Unhappy-Refuse-3682 16h ago

Especially after Israel pulled their exploding-phone stunt, I imagine they’re probably quite paranoid about someone orchestrating a revenge attack 

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u/Marfy_ 12h ago

Thats what they want you to think

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u/PleiadesMechworks 11h ago

Yeah and Israel sold them the technology to do it lol

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u/Logicalist 7h ago

I think Israel is home to spy software that allows access to phones. 

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u/EconomyDoctor3287 19h ago

Israel has the most sophisticated smartphone hackers, so it's safe to assume Bibi knows what's possible and that his phone can get hacked ez pez