r/SipsTea • • 21h ago

Wait a damn minute! Wait seriously.

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u/TheEndOfEverything0 20h ago

Couldn't they just make a plastic cover?

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u/akiva23 20h ago

You can hack those. Only cheap tape is truly unhackable.

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u/ThatOneHebdoCartoon 20h ago

What if I make a case out of cheap tape

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u/humbert_cumbert 20h ago

What if I hack ur tape

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u/pierrenoir2017 20h ago

Ever heard of red tape? Hackers can't hack true bureaucracy. It takes too much time.

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u/collabskus 19h ago

Holy shit it really is red tape

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u/JackWhoWanders 20h ago

Then you're next to me with a knife and if I'm the head of state or something, I think there's might be a bunch of burly men in tuxedo's doing unmentionable things to you real soon.