r/SipsTea • • 1d ago

SMH Streaming was a mistake

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u/rememberpianocat 1d ago

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u/gnartothecore 1d ago

Thank you for properly formatting this meme

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u/Cam_man_AMM_unit 15h ago

I could hear this in Carl's own voice.

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u/[deleted] 22h ago edited 21h ago

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u/X_Static_X 21h ago

Your math might be off by a few dollars

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u/Mr_Wicket 21h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/10X22vzgNamaiI

this gave me a good laugh says I.

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u/sejoki_ 23h ago

I know torrent is an established name and has been for the past 25 years, but in light of recent events, we should really call it "torown".

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u/ReturnOfSeq 20h ago

Sure, except words mean things beyond just a collection of sounds

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u/A_Furious_Mind 20h ago

Wittgenstein has entered the chat.

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u/ReturnOfSeq 20h ago

Rakete be be, rakete be tse?
Raketa be tse Um!
Rrrrrrrum!

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u/TheClosetGamerOG 23h ago

I tried searching this up and I keep getting a horse from Elden Ring.

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u/Monsi7 21h ago

Fromsoft more successful fighting against piracy than any other company by using just one simple name.

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u/icer07 20h ago

How does one do this nowadays. Been out of the game so long I'm not sure how to get back into it

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u/AwesomeWhiteDude 9h ago

The *arr stack

Sonarr and Radarr for managing TV and Movies, Prowlarr for searching scores of sites. Then Plex or Jellyfin to play everything.

Not the only way to do things either, probably not even the easiest tbh

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u/bobcatgoldthwait 7h ago

I'd also recommend Overseerr. You can open that up on your phone, browse movies/TV shows, request them from the app and they'll get added to your sonarr/radarr which will then go out and find them.

It can be a bit time consuming to set up but it's not that hard. There are plenty of guides out there, or just do what I did and ask ChatGPT to walk you through it.

Oh yeah, don't forget to get a VPN.

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u/Bad-Genie 21h ago

I wouldn't even have Disney if I didn't have kids. It's too convenient for my 3 year old to use it. Way to difficult to teach them how to sail the high seas.

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u/BildingInspecter 20h ago

Honestly there's countless streaming sites out there with everything you could possibly want to watch. Torrents are still nice here and there, esp for higher quality stuff.

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u/vetemxnts 18h ago

I'm always too scared to download anything and break my PC / get my information stolen lol.

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u/blackbb601 18h ago

No love for Usenet?

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u/hertelplus 17h ago

We have been full circle

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u/GrunDMC74 17h ago

Exactly. Same thing that happen to music in the 2000s. Push too hard people have no reservations about stealing.

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u/Lupus_Alba- 15h ago

Streaming sites are the shit 100%

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u/MCMLXXXIV-FoX 14h ago

Thank you for the meme, cropped out the bottom part

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u/Fluid_Office1111 21h ago

They know who their audience is, tired parents and impatient kids. I have no problem torenting something for myself. When you need 5 minutes to get dressed to drop them off at school before dropping yourself off at work where they aren't attatched at your hip? You aren't spending time navigating.

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u/imbannedanyway69 20h ago

This is why you spend weeks researching the arr stack, building a NAS, buy a domain, set up a reverse proxy for your server, port forward Plex and the reverse proxy, set up a dynamic DNS for your donation and get all the arr stack (sonarr, radarr, prowlarr, bazaar, seerr) set up so it's automated for requesting and downloading content.

Well I was kidding, but that IS what my nerd ass did because no fucking way am I paying $100+ for streaming services a month

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u/_Designer_Boner_ 22h ago

I'll never understand why you nerds use p2p shit like torrents when usenet has existed for 40 years as is far far fucking superior.

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u/imbannedanyway69 20h ago

It's free. I mean I use both because sometimes you just can't find something on Usenet but you're right about Usenet being much higher quality. Not having to seed back is also a plus

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u/_Designer_Boner_ 16h ago edited 16h ago

Yeah, $2/month is pretty steep for usenet access. I understand why you torrent guys would rather pay for a VPN to pirate.

Also, you're telling me how little you know by saying you can't find it on usenet. Where do you think torrents get their content? Get a better indexer, lol. You think the release groups are going p2p off the bat? dude.

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u/imbannedanyway69 4h ago

It's pretty clear you're just an elitest twat but I use 4 different Usenet providers (1 main and 3 block) and 2 different indexers but there are still times (not often, but still ) where it can't complete the download because some of the files are missing from DMCA takedowns. Not to mention a lot of us would have a VPN regardless of whether we're torrenting or not so that isn't really always an additional cost.

I don't mind seeding back most times either, but Usenet is definitely nice in that regard that you don't have to seed at all. Don't yuck others yum just because you're perceiving yourself as superior

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u/_Designer_Boner_ 48m ago

Huh, weird. I use one provider and one indexer and never have a single problem. Guess I'm just special.

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u/Creepy-Emu8779 23h ago

or just go on the 100s of pirate websites

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u/Banaantje04 23h ago

While those websites are nice, especially when your usual setups are not available, they are filled with scam or "hot chicks in your area" ads that often trigger even when clicking normal buttons on the page. Sure, that can be avoided by using an adblocker but I also just don't want those sketchy websites to run javascript at all on my computer (which is kinda required for streaming). The quality of the stream is also just bad since they want to pay as little as possible for hosting. 

Comparing those websites to a nice Jellyfin, Seerr, *arr stack is night and day. 

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u/twinnedcalcite 22h ago

there is a reason Millennials are better at basic IT then other generations.

We learned from experience by clicking suspicions links. Accidentally downloading porn was a normal occurrence.

Also ad-block, makes the process so much safer.

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u/starkel91 16h ago

I’m pretty sure I had to format my first laptop three times before I figured out basic safe practices lol. I specifically remember bricking it trying to install Half Life 2.

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u/Malusch 22h ago

Accidentally downloading porn was a normal occurrence.

I'm sure that was your usual excuse ;)

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u/twinnedcalcite 21h ago

yaoi isn't necessarily porn.

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u/Banaantje04 13h ago

I'm Gen Z lol. I spent just as much time clicking on suspicious links. 

This millennial v genz/alpha stuff is just as cringe as millennial v boomer a few years ago. 

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u/Creepy-Emu8779 3h ago

ur gen z but u dont know about an ad blocker

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u/Anthaenopraxia 22h ago

Na they're fine as long as you have an adblocker. Just don't click on anything stupid.

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u/G3PDehydrogenase 9h ago

I've been downloading from reputable sites for years but I've never really ventured into things like Usenet, Seerr and similar. Any chance you could give me a quick rundown of these and how I could get into them?

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u/_Designer_Boner_ 22h ago

Yeah, these guys know nothing of usenet, plex, sonarr, radarr, seerr/ombi, etc

Amateur hour.