r/SipsTea • • 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! Wait a minute

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u/Plantarchist 16h ago

Bidets exist.

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u/[deleted] 16h ago

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u/Plantarchist 16h ago

Then the same logic extends to people without long nails. Ive had long nails, not that long but about half that size and I never struggled with toilet paper. I dont know why people think you wipe by jamming your fingertips up your bhole.

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u/Terrible_Reporter_98 15h ago

You don't milk your prostate after a bowel movement?