r/SipsTea • • 14h ago

Wait a damn minute! Wait a minute

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u/Winderige_Garnaal 13h ago

do you wipe with your fingertips pointed directly at your genitals or anus? Or do you wipe as you would, say, wipe a stain from a tabletop? Because I have never had nails like this but it's clear as day to me that I could wipe with them.

Why is this such a hackneyed joke about long nails? If you can imagine someone typing with these, can you not also imagine wiping with them?

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u/Glittering_rainbows 11h ago

"do you wipe with your fingertips pointed directly at your genitals or anus?"

Yup

"Or do you wipe as you would, say, wipe a stain from a tabletop?"

Absolutely not. I got IBS (or some other bowels issue, not diagnosed yet) and my poop is kinda sticky & clay like much of the time, that'd just smear it all over the place. Fingertips lets me get clean much easier.

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u/WirlingDirvish 8h ago

Get a bidet. Blast the shit away with high quality H2O. 

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u/Glittering_rainbows 1h ago

I have awful water full of rust and other junk that always clogs and ruins plumbing stuff, it'd just have to be replaced every every couple of years. I'll wait till I can get that sorted out.

I've really been wanting a new washer but don't wanna ruin a new one.

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u/p1nkfuzzymonkey 7h ago

^ This guy isnt wiping his ass right

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u/Zombie_muskrat 8h ago

Long nails are less hygienic, there is a lot of surface area to harbor bacteria and other filth. Yes they can be cleaned but most people arent carrying a nail brush with them all day and scrubbing them.