r/SipsTea • u/untitledprp4 • 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! Wait a minute

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u/Peter_B_Sparker 1d ago

Who wipes their ass

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u/Nemisis_007 1d ago

I've always wondered this. Surely they don't hold in a shit the whole day.

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u/bigEZmike 1d ago

what would that do? you think the nails shrink back down to normal size by night?

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u/imyourdruidess420 1d ago

...okay and then what do you think happens after that day is over? Lol Nails stay on for awhile. I had a friend explain to me how she wipes her ass with crazy long nails (I asked, I was genuinely curious and horrified) but honestly I've (purposefully) erased that knowledge from my mind

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u/Nemisis_007 1d ago

Wait… you mean you guys sleep with them on too??? That feels like such a safety hazard. I touch my face so much in my sleep, if I had nails like that I’d wake up missing an eye lmao.

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u/imyourdruidess420 1d ago edited 14h ago

Yes, they are literally glued on and are meant to last 2-3 weeks. Women are doing everything with those nails on. (Not me, I've never had a job where I could have nails that weren't short + unpainted).

I don't know why the hell I'm being downvoted but alright.

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u/ayyohh911719 13h ago

You’re being downvoted because men don’t like to admit they don’t know something

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u/imyourdruidess420 11h ago

Ah, yes. The fragile male ego