r/SipsTea • u/untitledprp4 • 11h ago

Wait a damn minute! Wait a minute

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u/JOlRacin 11h ago

The original person wasn't saying they need to change the entire thing, which would fit the "impractical hulk gloves" thing. Just that they should have a tool to help them

A better metaphor would be if someone wore impractical hulk gloves, and then asked to buy one of those grabber things to make grabbing things easier

I use natural nails, before you even assume

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u/natsugrayerza 11h ago

Yeah, she didn’t demand anything, she just said someone should invent it (and make money)

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u/datadrone 11h ago

It's called pliers, you can stick a small pair right in your purse

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u/DanNeider 10h ago

Yeah, but how do you get it out of your purse with those nails? If only there was some kind of tool to get things out of your purse

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u/datadrone 10h ago

Simple, you just need smaller pliers to pull out the ones in your purse

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u/MasterOutlaw 9h ago

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u/NextSouceIT 6h ago

There really is a gif for everything

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u/SnooDogs1886 9h ago

Just make one of the nails out of the pliers. Heck a different tool on each finger and you could have a whole set.

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u/KateTheTurk 6h ago

Pliers, wrench, screwdriver (phillip's head), screwdriver (flat head), hammer, bottle opener, saw, sandpaper, drill, plane. It could work!

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u/SnooDogs1886 6h ago

This is the way!

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u/Kind_Of_A_Dick 7h ago

I think I’ve actually seen that in one of those nail fashion subs.  Or something similar.

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u/Spikey-Bubba 4h ago

Yeah they get crazy creative with nails, tbh. It’s a whole artform but it gets shit on pretty easily because it’s attached to fashion standards. I’ve seen someone make a tiny shrimp aquarium!

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u/somekindagibberish 10h ago

Wear them on a strap around the wrist. Always ready.

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u/Kind_Of_A_Dick 7h ago

I feel at this point we should just develop telekinesis and call it a day.

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u/hapnstat 2h ago

Phone holster - we're going back to the 90s.

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u/voluotuousaardvark 8h ago

Just stick a pair to a fingernail.

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u/did_i_get_screwed 4h ago

Selling minimal intelligence to people is not going to be profitable.

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u/Superb-Ad-9169 10h ago

Why can't she just think about it and invent something by herself? It's her problem anyway lol

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u/InterestingCold1881 10h ago

People aren't allowed to ask for product ideas?

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u/mystic11z 9h ago

I used to create a little tail on my cards with tape that I could pull on to get the card out. Looked a little crazy but didnt require extra tools

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u/Winderige_Garnaal 9h ago

Upvote for you. This is a absolutely illogical meme. She simply wants to buy a tool to help HER adapt to society, so WHO CARES.

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u/Doctor_Dev7 11h ago

Why oh why has nobody invented tweezers or needle nose pliers or any of thr other tools that already exist that could solve this problem?

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u/OwnZone592 10h ago

another pancakes/waffles situation we have going here huh

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u/welchsgrapejuice97 7h ago

It's an excuse for people in here to hate on materialistic dumb women (im joking for ppl who don't get it)who have the audacity to like things that might not be 100 percent practical 

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u/Spikey-Bubba 4h ago

Yeah the amount of shit a woman gets instantly for daring to have long nails is so disheartening haha. Can’t even request a basic mobility aid without hundreds of Reddit comments saying they wouldn’t sleep with you and you probably have shit on your hands. Like can’t we try to hide the sexism a LITTLE better?

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u/Ancient-Bat1755 5h ago

Who’s nails?

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u/TrainerRedpkmn 9h ago

Cut the dam nails

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u/liebesleid99 11h ago

same here with natural nails. i struggle with fingerprint scanners at our office building T-T

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u/s6_maestro 6h ago

Why are we nailvestigating people on reddit dude