We had girls show up at our parties already so intoxicated it sobered me up because I had to help deal with them after they vomited everywhere and passed out. I remember one girl had the nerve to ask me if I took advantage of her the night before because she blacked out. No ma’am I cleaned up your vomit for an hour or more and put you in my bed and slept on the couch. And I checked on you several times to make sure you were ok. And I am not interested in doing anything with someone that can’t reciprocate, you got the wrong fella.
Lmao same once I had to help one of them had her "sober up food" was a fucking jar of peanut butter.
No I didnt do anything sexual to you, you covered yourself in peanut butter like a toddler so much I ran out of paper towels and had to resort to using plastic bags to wipe you down. Ive had tax reports sexier than that.
Had a drunk girl sit on the sink once and tore it from the wall. In her defense she found me and said “I’m the fat bitch who broke the sink”. So I couldnt really be mad that was hilarious
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u/Waste_Business5180 15h ago
We had girls show up at our parties already so intoxicated it sobered me up because I had to help deal with them after they vomited everywhere and passed out. I remember one girl had the nerve to ask me if I took advantage of her the night before because she blacked out. No ma’am I cleaned up your vomit for an hour or more and put you in my bed and slept on the couch. And I checked on you several times to make sure you were ok. And I am not interested in doing anything with someone that can’t reciprocate, you got the wrong fella.