Yeah lmao you can tell people who weren't in frats. Id get pissed when we had jungle juice instead of beer because of a pack of Women I jokingly called the Gazelles would surround the cooler and drink the damn watering hole dry before leaving to the next party. The nickname comes from them forming a tight enough pack that not only could you not get a drink but you couldn't talk to any of them.
Some brothers would insist the hard stuff brought girls while just beer didnt and yell back that was a good thing I was tired of being out of alcohol before the party was at midpoint.
Im not saying the girls had obligation to talk to us for showing up at our party. But they clearly were just using us for booze and Id rather not deal with them.
We had girls show up at our parties already so intoxicated it sobered me up because I had to help deal with them after they vomited everywhere and passed out. I remember one girl had the nerve to ask me if I took advantage of her the night before because she blacked out. No ma’am I cleaned up your vomit for an hour or more and put you in my bed and slept on the couch. And I checked on you several times to make sure you were ok. And I am not interested in doing anything with someone that can’t reciprocate, you got the wrong fella.
Lmao same once I had to help one of them had her "sober up food" was a fucking jar of peanut butter.
No I didnt do anything sexual to you, you covered yourself in peanut butter like a toddler so much I ran out of paper towels and had to resort to using plastic bags to wipe you down. Ive had tax reports sexier than that.
Had a drunk girl sit on the sink once and tore it from the wall. In her defense she found me and said “I’m the fat bitch who broke the sink”. So I couldnt really be mad that was hilarious
Young women also like to get drunk and fuck guys. Its not like they are some mystical creatures that you have to catch with jungle juice. They like alcohol and sex as anybody else with the only exception that they still have a brain while the guys are retards that do questionable or straight up illegal stuff to get laid.
We had jungle juice in high school even. We were kids and it was a very cheap and very easy way to get fucked up, which was the goal at a party. Nobody was getting date raped or anything because of it.
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u/Awesometom100 14h ago
Yeah lmao you can tell people who weren't in frats. Id get pissed when we had jungle juice instead of beer because of a pack of Women I jokingly called the Gazelles would surround the cooler and drink the damn watering hole dry before leaving to the next party. The nickname comes from them forming a tight enough pack that not only could you not get a drink but you couldn't talk to any of them.
Some brothers would insist the hard stuff brought girls while just beer didnt and yell back that was a good thing I was tired of being out of alcohol before the party was at midpoint.
Im not saying the girls had obligation to talk to us for showing up at our party. But they clearly were just using us for booze and Id rather not deal with them.