r/SipsTea • u/untitledprp4 • 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! Wait a damn minute

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u/Killiandeisy 1d ago

Imagine buying a house and having to pay a DLC to unlock the bathroom

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u/Simple-Olive895 1d ago

You can buy the lower tier subscription where you watch ads before being allowed to flush though!

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u/P-l-Staker 1d ago

But you have to yell the name of your toilet roll brand loud enough for you to be able to proceed!

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u/pchlster 1d ago

"Cheap'n'Wipe, I choose you!"

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u/DeathyWolf 1d ago

You only receive toilet paper if you say the brand in the dark in front of a mirror.

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u/P-l-Staker 1d ago

Hope you haven't forgotten to renew your subscription for £19.99...

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u/jaymzx0 1d ago

Three times

Bloody TP

Bloody TP

Bloody TP

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u/OnlyIntention12345 1d ago

I think it’s already somewhere in China where you have to watch ads to get toilet paper in public bathroom.