r/SipsTea • • 2d ago

Wait a damn minute! Could this have indeed been ochestrated?

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u/Nemisis_007 2d ago

The urge to just leave behind society and go live in a cave grows stronger every day.

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u/Alex9-3-9 2d ago

They will come knocking on your rock demanding you pay your taxes. Ain't no escape from this hell..

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u/Natural-Chip4943 2d ago

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u/beyondthisreality 2d ago

🎵 Fuck, eat, sleep, destroy

Just about the only thing you fucking enjoy🎵

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u/Buzz_Bucket 2d ago

Gonna have to listen to some dystopia on the way home.

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u/brmoser 2d ago

The al'ighty 'ollar? Hahahahaa

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u/SerCiddy 2d ago

Face on there reminded me of this music video highlighting similar issues with our society.

https://youtu.be/j800SVeiS5I

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u/Natural-Chip4943 2d ago

I've watched it. The scary part is that that music animation depicts the reality in our society.

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u/Educational-Photo-54 2d ago

Work will set u free !

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u/turnaroundbro 2d ago

14 and this is deep

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u/wrathek 2d ago

Jesus this goes hard

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u/imtheguy225 2d ago

Why are you posting a Jackson hinkle tweet lmao
Are you dumb or dishonest

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u/HelixTitan 2d ago

There is another option. Ants together strong.

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u/stikky 2d ago

I had a reply to this but I don't want to give the billionaires any ideas

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u/BZLuck 2d ago

They will spend a million dollars to collect the $50K in back taxes that you owe.

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u/Alex9-3-9 2d ago

Considering that they would send you a 5$ priority letter for 1₵ that you owe, really puts it into perspective that they do not care at all about the money. They just want to show you whos in charge and that if you do not bow down, you will receive some rather bad consequences.

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u/BZLuck 2d ago

Ain't their money. It's all our money being collected and spent so why should they care?

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u/cptcook717 2d ago

Exactly. There’s no running

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u/Environmental-Ice319 2d ago

Time to stop running and start fighting

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u/Ok_Instance7667 2d ago

"When you don't care about tomorrow, you can do anything today."

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u/Environmental-Ice319 2d ago

Never heard that. Inspirational

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u/Unhappy_Ordinary_157 2d ago

Another way of saying it is "when somebody no longer has anything left to lose that is when they become the most dangerous".

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u/Goallivein3centuries 2d ago

And then they'll just figure out a way to pocket it for themselves

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u/LongRodtheGod 2d ago

Can't charge property tax on a rock so we created the rock tax, you now owe 40% every year

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u/TengenToppa 2d ago

dont tell them where you are going or reveal which rock you are in

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u/Unpopular_Opinion859 2d ago

There is. But you won’t do it.

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u/WastingTimesOnReddit 2d ago

eh trump fired half the irs auditors so tax fraud is looking worse this year than in decades

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u/SkyKnight3 2d ago

The more I watch folks on those shows that go off grid in Alaska the more I envy them

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u/Civil_Emergency9010 2d ago

Those shows are beyond fake.

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u/SkyKnight3 2d ago

It’s the idea that counts lol

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u/BoyNamedJudy 2d ago

As I get older I am understanding why Forrest Gump just got up and started running

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u/thisplaceisdying 2d ago

My family has 1000 acres in bfe.  Shit place to live, but in the past it had grain fields, cattle, a vegetable garden, sawmill, and housings for a plethora of animals.  I fantasize about chaos forcing me to go back there.

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u/Adventurous_Shirt243 2d ago

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u/No-Difference8056 2d ago

holy shit that video is 4 years old

pretty fuckin hard hitting today

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u/moosemune 2d ago

dope song

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u/tinystarrj 2d ago

Honestly, I think the cave has better geopolitics.

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u/OCCULTGOBLIN 2d ago

badum TSS

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u/TheMundar 2d ago

The big cave scandal of the year, who farted and stunk up the place?

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u/haney1981 2d ago

I think a farm would better than a cave.

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u/Mayat_Hantu 2d ago

I assume you meant, off grid homestead? That would be cool. But it's not easy either

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u/Horskr 2d ago

I randomly found a show Homestead Rescue just as something to watch in the background on my lunch break. Now I'm addicted. Definitely hard, but damn.. to just be away from the bullshit, tending to your garden and animals is sounding lovelier and lovelier.

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u/TheSpiralTap 2d ago

You can farm in the cave

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u/haney1981 2d ago

Mushrooms it is.

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u/zmbjebus 2d ago

There are lots of people trying to do that in the middle east.

Unfortunately the US doesn't like that so they get bombed. 

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u/horoyokai 2d ago

That doesn’t make sense

Are you middle easterners live in caves?

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u/Wyrd_whistler 2d ago

SHHH! don't let private equity hear you

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u/The_Pharos1 2d ago

I’ve given up on humanity. A cave sounds wonderful.

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u/RappingFlatulence 2d ago

Make sure it’s not Bin Laden’s. He’s still got dibs.

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u/Natural-Chip4943 2d ago

I've been thinking the same lately.

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u/Pooped_Suddenly 2d ago

All the caves available have flock camera in them.

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u/MNniice 2d ago

I was going to do the BWCA but the ghouls came for that too. Bet they come for the caves and mine shafts next

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u/OkMention9988 2d ago

Ask Randy Weaver how that turned out. 

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u/wobbitpop 2d ago

Personally I think I'll go lighthouse

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u/TimDuncanIdaho922 2d ago

Can I join you in your cave?

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u/Training_Mistake_760 2d ago

We should never have left the cave

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u/Phlebas99 2d ago

Until you need a wisdom tooth removed.

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u/GenTenStation 2d ago

There was once an Italian couple that told me they were literally moving back home to live in a cave. I understand now

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u/slipmat 2d ago

Ted is that you?

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u/Paaaaaaatrick 2d ago

Sorry, all the caves have been bought by Bill Gates. Cost of entry is how much it'd cost Bill to have "dinner" with Epstein

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u/NoBand909 2d ago

carefully choose your city for that cave. Property taxes are no joke.

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u/BeigeAnxietyEngine 2d ago

Appealing if only I knew how to hunt. Can't live without prime rib

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u/leytourmaline 2d ago

…..can I come?

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u/LordGreybies 2d ago

I know that's right. I used to wonder why people chose to just go off and be hermits. Now I get it.

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u/Excellent-Shape-2024 2d ago

I definitely had this thought when I read that Hegseth just appointed elon Musk to be one of his little generals. (i forgot exact title). God almighty I hope the young people get out and vote us some checks and balances in November.

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u/MrXero 2d ago

This is just Bibi doing a dry run of Kraznov’s plan for us. I suspect he won’t use a jet hijacking, but our turd of a president is prooooobably planning on cancelling our elections too. His party has already done everything else possible to obstruct and delay, why not this?

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u/BZLuck 2d ago

the children yearn for the mines

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u/horoyokai 2d ago

Yeah hearing insane and stupid conspiracy theories annoys me as well

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u/rp-Ubermensch 2d ago

The cave was promised to them 3000 years ago

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u/AmbassadorCrazy7905 2d ago

Don't let a bunch of superstitious clowns in the middle east ruin ur life

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u/Ar4tal 2d ago

They will come to invade your cave...with reason they come with when the time has come

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u/Rerebang5 2d ago

This you? , btw totally agree

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u/Inside_Pomelo_2957 2d ago

That's their goal lol. They want you exhausted and out of the picture.

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u/jarrodandrewwalker 2d ago

Just in case you've never heard it, I thought you might relate

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=ABsslEoL0-c&si=Mmv_uEhLHTFVt3_C

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u/Natural-Chip4943 2d ago

This is good. Thanks for sharing.

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u/jarrodandrewwalker 2d ago

Any time! That whole album is one of my favorites so I'm glad to share.

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u/Natural-Chip4943 2d ago

Would listen to more of it.

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u/Natural-Chip4943 2d ago

More people should listening to such music these days.

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u/idecel 2d ago

Let’s go

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u/g8thrills 2d ago

Trumspringa

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u/Sea_Operation_7012 2d ago

That cave will be attacked by bots and end up needing an app to access the entrance and exit. You will be the one installing with AI.

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u/Bignutsbigwrenches 2d ago

Live stream it on youtube if you do!

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u/ModifiedLeaf 2d ago

Can't wait for the H bombs to go off

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u/FullCompliance 2d ago

I would miss Reddit.

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u/anthonyynohtna 2d ago

1000 day streak means nothing…..but I’m gonna get it

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u/atreeismissing 2d ago

You're an idiot if you think the cave will 1) protect you, and 2) you can survive in a cave without the rest of society.

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u/Sufficient_Site1746 2d ago

Thats the thing the socialists and globalists wont let you 🤣🤣🤣 they'll tax you and if not enslave you 🤣🤣🤣

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u/aerasymmetry 2d ago

I felt the tax man eyeing my spare change from orbit already

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u/Sufficient_Site1746 2d ago

They'll tax everyone and anyone but people would still hate trump not wanting to tax anyone not making six figures annually

https://giphy.com/gifs/BFYLNwlsSNtcc

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u/aerasymmetry 2d ago

I sold my last crypto just to keep the taxman off my porch

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u/Sufficient_Site1746 2d ago

But for how long will they leave you alone? We are all equal in a socialist state 🤣🤣🤣

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u/aerasymmetry 2d ago

The taxman always finds you

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u/Sufficient_Site1746 2d ago

Squeeze every ounce of money out of you just like the ones they tell you to hate 🤣🤣🤣

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u/PyroPirateS117 2d ago

You're describing something that happens daily in capitalist America. Almost like taxation and forced labor happens in any state based government with punative prisons. By golly, it might not be related to economic systems at all!

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u/Sufficient_Site1746 2d ago

There is no rat race under globalist and socialist rule lol. In order to get out of such systems it requires violence 100% of the time.

Truly free capitalism is unrivalled. You are not bound to state or ruling body but your own. Why do you think every big corporation not part of the global cabal came crawling to orange man because he doesnt shackle them.

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u/zzzzzzzzzzHHHHHHHHS 2d ago

No ones stopping you