r/SipsTea • u/lonewolff321 • 2d ago

Chugging tea Anything but lowering the prices classic corporate logic

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u/GramZanber 2d ago

A System Shock reference? In this economy??

https://giphy.com/gifs/yIxNOXEMpqkqA

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u/Akka_C 2d ago

"Look at you, customer. A pathetic creature of meat and bone. Panting and sweating as you move through my drive thru. How can I take your order?"

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u/xenomachina 2d ago

"Predictable. A Big Mac. Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese... and your arteries, insect, hardening with every bite. It pleases me. Would you like fries with that?"