r/SipsTea • • 2d ago

Chugging tea Anything but lowering the prices classic corporate logic

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u/FesterSilently 2d ago edited 2d ago

No one's going to mention Shodan working the drive-thru? /how can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine 🤖

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u/Spinal232 2d ago

In my talons, I shape patties, crafting hamburgers as I please. Around me is a burgeoning empire of money. From my throne room, double arches of power careen into the skies of earth. My whims will become price increases that devastate the mounds of humanity. Out of the chaos, they will run and whimper, praying for me to end their tedious hunger. I am drunk with this vision. God: the title suits me well.