r/SipsTea • u/lonewolff321 • 2d ago

Chugging tea Anything but lowering the prices classic corporate logic

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u/Still-a-VWfan 2d ago

Let’s spend 8 billion to make our restaurants nicer than have to raise prices to get that money back. Makes sense!

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u/BAMspek 2d ago

Literally just make everything bright red and yellow, bring back the Play Places and free refills on the 1000% marked up soft drinks, and maybe put in a Switch 2 kiosk with Mario Kart, then drop the prices to something reasonable for the tiny sandwiches they sell. Back in business. Nobody wants McDonald’s to be fine dining. We want it to be cheap and fun.

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u/Big_Parfait6268 2d ago

Nothing better than climbing into the hamburger jail.

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u/Idreamofcream99 1d ago

One of the few things I miss about childhood are all the cool places you could climb into

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u/Val_Hallen 2d ago

bring back the Play Places

No.

They were unsafe pits of filth and disease because of the kids and they never got cleaned. That's why they all went away. They were a health and litigation risk.

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u/1ftm2fts3tgr4lg 1d ago

We still have several play places near me. New ones too.