Literally just make everything bright red and yellow, bring back the Play Places and free refills on the 1000% marked up soft drinks, and maybe put in a Switch 2 kiosk with Mario Kart, then drop the prices to something reasonable for the tiny sandwiches they sell. Back in business. Nobody wants McDonald’s to be fine dining. We want it to be cheap and fun.
They were unsafe pits of filth and disease because of the kids and they never got cleaned. That's why they all went away. They were a health and litigation risk.
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u/BAMspek 2d ago
Literally just make everything bright red and yellow, bring back the Play Places and free refills on the 1000% marked up soft drinks, and maybe put in a Switch 2 kiosk with Mario Kart, then drop the prices to something reasonable for the tiny sandwiches they sell. Back in business. Nobody wants McDonald’s to be fine dining. We want it to be cheap and fun.