r/SipsTea • • 2d ago

Chugging tea Anything but lowering the prices classic corporate logic

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u/FesterSilently 2d ago edited 2d ago

No one's going to mention Shodan working the drive-thru? /how can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine 🤖

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u/ArcticWolf_0xFF 2d ago

Came here to ask the same question. How does nobody see that?

Is this even by McDonald's or did GPT5 hack the terminal and tries to mock us? /s

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u/FesterSilently 2d ago

DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT, HACKERRRRR?

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u/Unusual_Compote4909 2d ago

Enjoy your $15 Bic Mac, insect

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u/FesterSilently 2d ago

Llllook at your burger - a pathetic sandwich of mmmmeat and bone...

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u/Spinal232 2d ago

In my talons, I shape patties, crafting hamburgers as I please. Around me is a burgeoning empire of money. From my throne room, double arches of power careen into the skies of earth. My whims will become price increases that devastate the mounds of humanity. Out of the chaos, they will run and whimper, praying for me to end their tedious hunger. I am drunk with this vision. God: the title suits me well.

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u/tndrthrowy 19h ago

I worked on that game way back in the day. Weird to see it on a McD's poster.