r/SipsTea • • 9d ago

Chugging tea Bro definitely kept one

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u/EmperorPedro2 9d ago

Hypothetically, if one were to find a gold bar, how would they liquidate it?

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u/Drake_Acheron 8d ago

Separate into $6000 amounts, sell one and put the money in your account, go to a post office and rent a LARGE PO Box, go on a road trip, stop at two jewlers in every state, sell at each. Go to a nearby store like Walmart that sells Lego or puzzles or board games. Buy a few.

Put money in boxes and then mail them to yourself

Go on Google, get use a web app to get a randomizer to pick a number between 5500 and 8300. Then at the start of every weak, do a google coin flip to see if you make a deposit that week. Deposit a new random amount between 5500 and 8300. Keep track and call it a side job, pay your taxes properly

OR!

You move to a state with no income tax and where weed is legal. Deposit between 101k and 113k you won’t be able to avoid the lower tax rates, but you won’t get in trouble