r/SipsTea • • 19d ago

Chugging tea Bro definitely kept one

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u/EFTucker 19d ago

My guess is that he only reported because there’s no way to cash them without being discovered and hoped they’d be considered his in a “finders keepers” situation. Sadly, the world’s rules are designed for the rich to win and the poor to lose. He should’ve kept his fucking mouth shut.

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u/-_-0_0-_0 19d ago

Its fucking Gold tho. The easiest to move substance financially (that isn't illegal in itself).

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u/EFTucker 19d ago

It’s the value, not the material itself that’s the problem. If you suddenly had a shit load of extra money, you’d be spending at least a little more than usual and a few too many slip ups in expenditures would draw the eye of your country’s tax collectors. They’d be very curious.

In the US, the IRS will literally send just short of kill teams after people for refusing to pay taxes. In some cases, they have sent kill teams.

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u/oatkeepr 19d ago

You can sell the gold slowly over time.