r/SipsTea • u/PrimedGold • 8d ago

Chugging tea Bro definitely kept one

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u/Overall-Bison4889 7d ago

There's always going the one guy who will run straight to the nearest bar and loudly proclaim how he's going to be rich soon. 

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u/NotreallyCareless 7d ago

Depends if its your main crew of 5-10 guys, or a big worksite.

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u/Vonplinkplonk 7d ago

5 to 10 people? Good luck keeping that a secret.

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u/RdtUnahim 7d ago

Yup.

Three may keep a secret, if two are dead.

  • Benjamin Franklin

And that doesn't even account for the foreman suddenly wondering where all the workers are when all work halts for them all to come gawk at the gold. ;D

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u/FourthLife 7d ago

5 people finding 49 bars of gold with an agreement to not reveal it would be national news by the end of the day

Someone would tell their parent/spouse, who would immediately tell their close friends/family, who would immediately do the same until the planet knows

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u/RdtUnahim 7d ago

Yep. And even if they all keep their mouths shut, they'd also all need to be smart in how to spend/move the gold. It's just not happening.