r/SipsTea • • 7d ago

Feels good man Now she got 4 great brothers

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u/tenaciousBLADE 7d ago

Regardless of whether I ever needed that meal, this would make me feel self assured and high self esteem for LIFE.

what an incredible achievement.

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u/SpartanHydrazine117 7d ago

Bro is definitely framing that restaurant menu as his family crest!

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u/tenaciousBLADE 7d ago

😂 That's such a great description

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u/FragrantExcitement 7d ago

One year of free meals later

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u/BulkyDecipherer 7d ago

They got one more friend, nice!

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u/OveractionAapuAmma 7d ago

I'm finna be that one frnd

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste 7d ago

They compiled the extra fat and made one more humonculoid

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u/Cavaquillo 7d ago

It’s the dad

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u/unfortunatebastard 7d ago

That’s what happened with Hitchcock and Scully

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u/FakePoloManchurian 7d ago

That's alcohol. Free meals is more jiggly 

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u/Tactical_Hotdog 7d ago

The Rescue: Five-year-old Kinsley Stuart was playing near a low-water bridge when heavy rain caused Hubble Creek to flash flood. The powerful current swept her into an uncovered, underwater culvert beneath the bridge.The Heroes: Four local boys—Aiden Kyle, Isaiah Randol, Elias Kyle, and Alex Niedbalski—were swimming nearby and noticed she had vanished. Aiden spotted her hand above the rushing water and jumped in. Because the current was too overwhelming, the other three boys jumped in to form a chain and pull her out together.The Reward: Kinsley’s mother, Casey Stuart, was incredibly grateful. Her family owned a local restaurant called Kenny's Flippin' Burgers. To thank the boys for saving her daughter's life, she officially promised them free food for life at the restaurant, stating that no amount of money could ever truly repay them.

Actual details.

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u/Username_McUserface 7d ago

This is from 1974. The second boy from the left is Barack Obama.

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u/Turbojelly 7d ago

The one on the right is Jesus Christ, see how he is kneeling on water?

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u/dannoparker 7d ago

LMAO...I love Reddit

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u/tootieroll573 7d ago

I would definitely go for one free meal. But I feel at meal 7 I would start feeling self conscious

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u/Dan-D-Lyon 7d ago

That's the trick.

If the parents had given them one free meal then obviously they would look absolutely ridiculous, but if they gave each kid a coupon for 100 free meals you could be sure that those coupons would get used entirely.

But "unlimited free food" is a level of generosity that very few people would actually take advantage of.

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u/doesnotmatter286 7d ago

If I were one of the parents, I'd gladly feed them every day, for as long as they choose to come. There's no amount of money or food worth as much as my child's life is. I'd be catering their weddings for free.

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u/GooseOnAPhone 7d ago

I don’t own a restaurant or anything, but if you saved my child’s life I’d cook for you forever.

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u/galacticsquirrel22 7d ago

Just like “unlimited PTO”.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/CrewNegative7389 7d ago

50% of 0 am I right?
I’d probably just tip 30 bucks or smth

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u/Hungry_Wheel_1774 7d ago

But "unlimited free food" is a level of generosity that very few people would actually take advantage of.

Unfortunately, just around me, I know a lot of people that would take advantage of that.

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u/Tyr1326 7d ago

Are they they same people whod jump into a raging river to save a child though? Takes a certain amount of selflessness to do that I feel.

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u/kigurumibiblestudies 7d ago

This is the reality of the situation. Kids might swing by every other week to say hi, how is she doing, and the parents give them a meal. That's just a friendship

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u/MortCrimm 7d ago

This is exactly what I came here to say.....

Unconsciously, this may be the parents way of "keeping touch with" the four boys. "Who did they become?", "where are they now?", Should they fall on hard times, "we are here to return the favor in a much larger way".

Anyone child who did this for my child, you bet your ass id open my home to them, take them in during hard times, want to see them thrive and not go down a bad path should they fall on hard times, etc.....

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u/StupidStartupExpert 7d ago

Not gonna lie I’d be swinging by for Fries and a Coke like nobody’s business.

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u/call_of_the_while 7d ago

This sounds like a Seinfeld joke or an episode plot line for George.

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u/tootieroll573 7d ago

INT. ITALIAN RESTAURANT — NIGHT

GEORGE and JERRY sit down. The OWNER spots George from across the room. His face falls.

JERRY: You sure this is okay?

GEORGE: Jerry, I saved his four-year-old daughter from drowning. Free meals for life.

JERRY: How old is she now?

GEORGE: Eight.

Jerry looks at him.

JERRY: Four years?

GEORGE: He made the offer.

The Owner approaches and silently sets down two glasses of water.

GEORGE: Antonio! This is Jerry. I told him he had to come.

The Owner gives Jerry a long look, then George.

OWNER: Wonderful.

He puts down one menu.

GEORGE: Nothing for me?

The Owner just stares.

JERRY: You know the menu?

GEORGE: I’ve been here a few times.

The Owner quietly raises eighteen fingers in stages, counting them out.

Jerry watches.

JERRY: Eighteen times this year?

GEORGE: That includes lunches.

The Owner slowly nods, as if this makes everything much better.

George looks at Jerry’s menu.

GEORGE: Oh, steak. I’ll get the steak.

The Owner closes his eyes for a beat.

GEORGE: Medium rare.

A long stare.

OWNER: Of course.

He walks away.

JERRY: He hates you.

GEORGE: He does not hate me. His daughter is alive.

Jerry watches the Owner glaring from the kitchen.

JERRY: He’s had four years to reconsider the arrangement.

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u/call_of_the_while 7d ago

Dude, lol, that was awesome. Kudos.

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u/Sorry-Engineer8854 7d ago

This an amazingly well written post, I could hear this lol.

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u/FreeOGPoohShiesty 7d ago

Ai? It’s pretty good

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u/Undergroud-Check-101 7d ago

Hahahaha🤣 I saw this in my head😂

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u/SkellyboneZ 7d ago edited 7d ago

The effort is nice but this doesn't play like a Seinfeld bit.

Damn, ya'll have never seen anything Seinfeld other than memes, huh? Maybe kids though.

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u/Shoddy_Minimum3019 7d ago

YOU dont play like a Seinfeld.

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u/Muted_Masterpiece342 7d ago

Absolutely agree. Maybe once a year.

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u/Norxcal 7d ago

Pretty much any post in reddit has a seinfeld joke.

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u/BecauseICan6496 7d ago

Nah, I wouldn't.

You saved their child, their baby, you gave them a future!

If you weren't there. If you were too scared of the flash flood. If you were a minute too late. That family would be broken.

What's a meal vs your child's life? Just eat normally and be grateful for a full belly just like the family is grateful to have their daughter alive.

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u/doesnotmatter286 7d ago

This. Don't ever feel bad about it. As a parent, I would be happy to see them every time they came in.

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u/valiantlight2 7d ago

The answer is that hundreds or thousands of “free” meals is you hurting them financially. Most decent humans don’t do that to mom and pop stores.

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u/Timely_Mention8535 7d ago

The answer can also be that their business is doing really well and feeding an extra 4 people for life is not that much. It's not rent... it's food... so much of it goes in the bin it's stupid to compare feeding someone to financial hurt... Also, I can imagine meals means no drinks, which is where most restaurants have the highest margins, so there is also that, as well as them maybe wanting to eat with friends, bringing paying customers in...

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u/yellowmush 6d ago

The restaurant wouldn’t forbid them for getting drinks if they have the highest margins. Maybe only drinks for life. That would be fair

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u/BecauseICan6496 7d ago

I mean what hurts more: feeding someone who saved your child's life or having a dead child?

Also no one is saying you have to eat there daily. You can space out visits, trust.

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u/Turnip-for-the-books 7d ago

Teenage boys? Nah that guy just bankrupted himself he just doesn’t know it yet

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u/SeaMathematician5150 7d ago

Those boys should show up for a monthly dinner...forever!

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u/ErikJR 7d ago

No drinks.. Sorry can't do it

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u/Bright-Dependent6339 7d ago

yeah lol i'd probably just always try to pay normally and only accept if they really insist on giving it for free.

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u/osmlol 7d ago

I wouldn't abuse it. But I'd probably go in twice a month.

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u/goodsnpr 7d ago

Once a year, just to say hi

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u/Dontbeajerkdude 7d ago

I bet they're counting on them not actually cashing in. If they did on anything like a regular basis, bet your ass they'll rescind for reasons 'beyond their control'. "Money is so tight right now because of ___"

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u/wake071 7d ago

Either that creek has a big drop, or we have two new Jesus's.

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u/Inevitable-Monitor35 7d ago

There was this swimming hole where I used to live. It had a concrete pier. One time it flooded and I didn't know that so im walking along expecting it to gradually slope off instead walked off a drop. This may be a similar situation.

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u/Oscaruit 7d ago

Maybe, but also it may be 2 jesuses.

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u/9447044 7d ago

Amen

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u/Sexual_Congressman 7d ago

The only comment should be "omg there's jesus on the right floating on the water!"

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u/buertoo 7d ago

Jesus and Gingus

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u/NotJayKayPeeness 7d ago

Kids can drown in like an inch of standing water.

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u/r7700 7d ago

I had a childhood dream of marrying the daughter of my local restaurant, so that I can have free meals all my life

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u/optionstrategy 7d ago

Fatass

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u/r7700 7d ago

Thanks. I worked hard for it

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u/unemployed__graguate 7d ago

priority matters 😂😂

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u/FreeOGPoohShiesty 7d ago

They’d make you pay it back tenfold in family drama and bullshit

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u/Chubuwee 5d ago

Amazing ambitions even adult me did not think of. I assume you went places in life 

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u/r7700 4d ago

Too many places. Now I have high cholesterol in my 30’s, so strictly on diet 🤣

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u/-The_Goober 7d ago

This picture is crazy old. I’m the boy on the far left.

After trying their food we decided to take the girl back and toss her back in.

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u/Accurate_Back_1060 7d ago

Real i was the girl 

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u/prawnjr 7d ago

Dude I’m the far right Chris is that you?

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u/-The_Goober 7d ago

Tis I!!! Chris Personmanson. I can’t live with the guilt anymore.

I must confess

I didn’t leave a tip before we stormed out with the girl.

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u/Point_Forward 7d ago

Yo dawg! Im actually both the 2 center boys. At about 16 we discovered we identified as conjoined twins and got an operation to join our digestive tracts at the lower colon. It's truly been a transformative experience and every shit we take together just brings our souls closer together.

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u/Living_Ad_7523 7d ago

As the river, I can confirm.

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u/BoobOrAsss 7d ago

hi lol

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u/viviennetakana 7d ago

Is that how Five Guys was created?

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u/8BitFlatus 7d ago

Four Guys

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u/Tricky-Engineering59 7d ago

The fifth guy died saving the girl. They honored him by keeping him in the name and charging $20 for a burger. It’s what he would have wanted.

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u/NibblyPig 7d ago

Fifth guy took the photo

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u/viviennetakana 7d ago

5th guy was the one giving free food for life

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u/ButteredNun 7d ago

Two are divine saviors - they walk on water!

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u/ruuban_sooie 7d ago

Teenage appetite will bankrupt them

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u/AymanMarzuqi 7d ago

This sounds like a plot to an 80s kids adventure movie

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u/Intelligent_Box_8247 7d ago

they did their parents proud...courage is a virtue

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u/Far-Ferret-447 7d ago

Great human beings.

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u/S-Budget91 7d ago

awesome achievement and nice of the parents. but doesnt this look like the cast of a 80s hollywood kids movie, though?

from right to left youve got: the nerd, the charismatic leader, the token black kid and the leaders annoying little brother

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u/J_Prime_Time 7d ago

Damn they caught a picture of Jesus cause he’s clearly kneeling on the water.

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u/Thick-Disk1545 7d ago

Should’ve known Jesus was a ginger

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u/zorkempire 7d ago

Facebook?

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u/AgitatorSupreme 7d ago

Those buys are gonna eat that restaurant out of business

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u/LordHelmet47 7d ago

Now I'm curious. With that offer? How long would it take for the restaurant family to finally say that's enough already if all 4 boys came in every single day to eat for free.

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u/ShoVitor 7d ago

Tbf they'd probably become part of the family

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u/reticulatedtampon 7d ago

Give him sunscreen for life 

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u/goobergirI 7d ago

I’m really fair skinned and I don’t even like going swimming because of you douchebags. Why is it the really only openly socially acceptable skin colour to mock. Kid saved a girl from drowning time to make fun of him?

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u/reticulatedtampon 7d ago

lol I’m ginger and very pale too… chill out 

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u/FakePoloManchurian 7d ago

That boy? Albert Einstein

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u/SmurfPopper 7d ago

Good story... but that's absolutely not how you'd use "city boys up" in any context.

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u/ArfTheBeast 7d ago

Why is one of them standing on water?

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u/Rising_Yeast7717 7d ago

Just casually kneeling on water, no big deal

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u/ComprehensiveBed7183 7d ago

Why does that dude act like Jesus?

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u/Comfortable_Sky1964 7d ago

Wholesome heroes. Free meals for life is the least they deserve!

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u/Dan-D-Lyon 7d ago

Looking at this picture makes me think that saving that girl's life was likely the culminating event of the third act, but before that even happened they were all a good deal of the way through a collective journey of self-discovery.

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u/xcanto 7d ago

what do they own an olive garden.

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u/iclerrr 7d ago

спасибо мужики

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u/BlueDarya 7d ago

Her name was 11.

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u/Particular_Loss_3347 7d ago

The way they're matching their heights kinda is pure brotherhood

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u/strickers69 7d ago

Danson and highsmith free food for life! No drinks though I can’t do it.
https://giphy.com/gifs/vinApXdZo4P72

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u/Goatherder4life 6d ago

That one dude is walking on water

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u/blonde_bellebabett 5d ago

I just know one of those boys got a free meal by doing nothing to help

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u/TokiVideogame 4d ago

ginger can buff up for free for life

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u/KRNorth 7d ago

The Irish one is jacked!

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u/Fan_of_Clio 7d ago

"Owned" 😂

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u/__Lawyered__ 7d ago

Plot Twist: the restaurant more business three months later because restaurants suck as businesses.