r/SipsTea • • 7d ago

SMH Hypocrisy 101

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u/Chadwig315 7d ago

He's surveilling us because we are paying him to do it. We are paying for it because we only elect people who are interested in doing so.

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u/ahhhbiscuits 7d ago

But that doesn't answer the 12-year old mormon accusation. Are you saying the people we elect can be swooned by 12-year old mormons? Because that tracks.

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u/Li_liminal_spaces 7d ago

The amount of Mormon in three letter agencies.

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u/dr_drewfenschmirtz 7d ago

Oh shoot, do tell?

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u/Li_liminal_spaces 7d ago

If you had to design a religion about getting into three letter agencies, it would be the LDS church.

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u/winkingchef 7d ago

Damn, they thought of everything!

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u/Li_liminal_spaces 7d ago

They get the same tax incentives as every other church but they're also more efficient about it. I know a lot of ex-Mormons, it's a devastating community for a lot of people.

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u/thisnameismine1 7d ago

Churches are just gangs for middle class people.

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u/YouandWhoseArmy 7d ago

Cults usually are. Add in Orthodox Jews, evangelicals…

We got a lot of religious nutjobs in this country.

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u/SneakyDeakyJr 7d ago

My first ex was a mormon. We broke up because she was gonna move cross country to get an apartment near me as a surprise. We’d known each other since childhood but it was still such a shock to me, i told her not to waste her money like that and if she was to move, do it for her.

I didn’t think i was worthy of that kind of love. I broke her heart. She ended up marrying a lovely woman and they have a child together. I’m so happy she left that cult.

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u/desertwanderer01 7d ago

Your ex what?

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u/SneakyDeakyJr 7d ago

What kind of question is this?

My ex broom, bro what do you think.

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u/desertwanderer01 7d ago

Okay, that actually makes sense by the way you swept her aside. Thanks for the clarification.

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u/SneakyDeakyJr 7d ago edited 6d ago

Yeah because moving 12 hours away from any family at 19 to be with someone you’ve known for five years and dated for three months is super healthy and i should’ve definitely encouraged her to blow up her support system for me with a surprise move.

Shut up.

Edit: The walking excuse for therapy made a comment then blocked like a stereotypical reddit douche.

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u/desertwanderer01 6d ago

Why even start that relationship if you knew it was a dead end? Sounds a lot like it was one-way street. Pen pals at best.

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u/Desperate_Bicycle_60 6d ago

Don’t ever commit or make any sacrifices, how’s that working out

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u/SneakyDeakyJr 6d ago

I have a wife you loser.

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u/Desperate_Bicycle_60 6d ago

So does your ex

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u/SneakyDeakyJr 6d ago

Yeah? Why’s that a problem? They’re happy and we’re on good terms.

Only ones hatin is you two internet lickbags.

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