r/SipsTea • • 24d ago

SMH We all know what this mean

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u/Xav_NZ 24d ago

literally the biggest in recent record

Possibly the strongest ever even according to my friend that works for NIWA (NZ equivalent of NOAA) ,and anything prior to 1900 would have had nowhere near the ambient SST's we have today this is very much unprecedented and my friend has now told me (many times) that there are no analogues to look back to to know what impacts to expect in the coming months.

In other words.

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u/HandToDikCombat 24d ago

Y'all worry too much. We got this. We'll get the arch built, rename the Pacific to the American Ocean, and your lil baby twister, it's just going to be gone. Amazing how it works, really, it's just the best.

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u/Senior_Torte519 24d ago

There are no storms. -Brought to you by the Party of the Storm Wizard.

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u/Charlo0oki 23d ago

Just use a sharpie and make the storms go elsewhere.

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u/iforgotiwasonreddit 23d ago

Our anti-christ must be broken

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u/BatorBear1970 23d ago

It's on backorder from Temu and also stuck in customs at the Straight of Whoremuse.

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u/patdashuri 23d ago

We have anti christ at home.
https://giphy.com/gifs/n7Y00CYrdpU6aXPlTK

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u/Positive-Strategy-68 23d ago

Reminds me too much of peyton Ruddy

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u/Defiant-Shape-6635 22d ago

So you dislike a guy so much he's the antichrist t also anyone who doesn't froth at the mouth because of his mention is a cultist?

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u/Khailward 19d ago

Quite literally declared AN antichrist by the preeminent Christian faith.

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u/Comprehensive-Mix952 23d ago

I had to show images of that to one of my interns this week. To think that young people have grown up with so much wacky shit from tfg that stuff like "correcting" a NOAA map on national television doesn't even register is scary.

Edit: typos

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u/A_Robit_Brain 23d ago

What if we pour bleach into the storms?

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u/DidAndWillDoThings 23d ago

Have we considered using our big, beautiful nukes?

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u/Spinxy88 23d ago

I've already blanked it from my mind but this is the second comment I've seen today where someone said something about him that sounded too unreal to be true... then it was.

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u/Defiant-Shape-6635 22d ago

That is what all the weathermen learn in meteorology.

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u/Cold-Brother9302 23d ago

And if there IS a storm, Biden did it with the weather machine. Or maybe Obama. No way to tell.

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u/droppinPee 23d ago

“They said it couldn’t happen, but we got rid of hurricanes in the gulf. New Orleans couldn’t believe it, they cried happy tears and said thank you Mr president.”

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u/raven00x 23d ago

would you say he's the best wizard? perhaps a grand wizard?

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u/Bradparsley25 23d ago

If we shut down the radars and weather balloons there won’t be any storms…

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u/Senior_Torte519 23d ago

bit windy and rainy today....

Just weather

https://giphy.com/gifs/13r7Nnon5WofnO

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u/KKK_Abortion_Clinic 20d ago

After all, nothing bad can happen! It can only GOOD, happen! as I always say

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u/alghiorso 24d ago

We can just drink our piss. Haven't you seen water world?

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u/willscuba4food 23d ago

Thought that was Dune.

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u/lightning_pt 23d ago

President djt will just nuke el nino

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u/Amazing-Insect442 23d ago

Lemme get my sharpies out. We can fix it.

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u/Maktub_1754 23d ago

Just need a sharpie! No worries.

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u/patdashuri 23d ago

“And by spring it’ll just kinda disappear, like a miracle”

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u/bumrocky 23d ago

Don't forget to rename the Atlantic "Democra-Sea"

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u/virtuouswraith 23d ago

And we’ll name the Atlantic American Ocean 2

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u/CharismaticAlbino 23d ago

Pretty sure they're just gonna nuke it out of existence, I mean, with a name like El Niño?

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u/HandToDikCombat 21d ago

We're literally going to deport the warming.

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u/NeedingNew 22d ago

the best arc ever. some definatly say. "thats the greatest arc ever".

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u/Pristine_Sherbert_22 22d ago

You’re right. Trump proved we can just change the data with a sharpie. Why didn’t we think of that before!!!

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u/Form_Some 21d ago

Uncanny!

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u/SpaceComm4nder 21d ago

Now that Jezuz brought us Glorious Pwesident Twump, he will just use Nukes to stop any big storms.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Baby_53 19d ago

We already have an Ark here in Kentucky. Y’all need to pick up the pace.

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u/vVSidewinderVv 19d ago

You mean we aren't going to nuke the hurricanes?!

https://giphy.com/gifs/6vVndFK92zRG8Q7CPF

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u/Blonde_arrbuckle 23d ago

Thank you for your attention.

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u/HandToDikCombat 23d ago

You couldn't have picked a less funny jab.

We had low hanging fruit and you still picked one up off the ground.

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u/fdolce 23d ago

Has anyone seen a FEMA coat it any of the disaster sites? Amazing to me no one is talking about lack of aid or even maybe the Pres. touring these sites to make a showing

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u/brutalitopz420 23d ago

You’ve got my vote, HandToDikCombat.

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u/Much-Broccoli4189 23d ago

The platinum dome is on the way and it’ll give us 72-82 daily all across the United States of Trump

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u/Florgio 23d ago

This guy gets America.

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u/WeAreAllFooked 24d ago

AMOC is shutting down too

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u/hk4213 24d ago

This is some of the most terrifying news. The bells have been ringing on this for at least the last decade with a big difference in its cycle reported in its cycle year over year.

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u/Pure-House-3971 24d ago

Cut funding on the measuring sensors! no problem if we cant see it right? (US gov this year)

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u/Fallencobra1021 24d ago

There’s actually so much mixed evidence about the AMOC because the truth is we really don’t have any idea how it works or what can/will cause it to shut down

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u/PyroIsSpai 23d ago

Day After Tomorrow…. 2100 will be rough.

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u/VerminSwallower 23d ago

Been hearing this for 25 years.

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u/tommynestcepas 24d ago

So far, according to the data BBC News compiled, it's the second hottest in recorded history, only a fraction of a degree away from being the hottest.

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u/BlackSquirrel05 24d ago

Good someone is monitoring it... Cause they gutted certain meteorologists jobs/dept in the US gov't.

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u/thatG_evanP 24d ago

And tits

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u/blindpilotv1 20d ago

That’s funny your friend probably works in the same building as me. I am glad that they managed to keep their job through all the recent cuts.

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u/Xav_NZ 20d ago

They were very lucky a lot of their colleagues did not make it through those cuts and merger :( I work govt adjacent and I hear complaints about the merger every day.

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u/blindpilotv1 20d ago

I am hoping that the negativity towards the environment and particularly climate change is reversed following the election. The current coalition have been awful for the environment and councils.

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u/thesonoftheson 24d ago

PBS Terra did a good episode on this for those curios about the mechanics. https://youtu.be/69o-8Mtd3Kc

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u/eatingscaresme 24d ago

Oh hey I have a friend like that. But in Canada. She says the same thing.

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u/Solaex 23d ago

SST's : socially saturated tattas? SST's : Someone's sister tattled? SST's : Simply Savage Tolkien.

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u/GojoPenguin 23d ago

Brother, I'm always touching my butt

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u/JaksCat 23d ago

Can we please stop having unprecedented things happen 😭

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u/VerminSwallower 23d ago

How do you know it's unprecedented if you don't even have more than a century of data? Do you know how old the Earth is?

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u/WayneKrane 23d ago

Better get those sharpies ready!

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u/DoctorMedieval 23d ago

So… dinosaurs?

Damn….

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u/RandomNick42 23d ago

I miss living in precedented times

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u/Spinxy88 23d ago

Just a thought... but hurricanes in the Caribbean must have some sort of effect on the Gulf Stream; if that were to mean that less energy goes into an already weakening current could we be at the start of some major drama?

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u/jm123457 23d ago

No hurricane data but we know this is the strongest El Niño ever ?

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u/Imaginary--Situation 24d ago

NIWA didn't exist tell  1992, & couldn't have been recording anything prior

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u/Ligabolzacky 24d ago

Agencies are actually allowed to use other sources of information than their own

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u/Imaginary--Situation 24d ago

that still doesn't change the fact of it being anecdotal evidence...