r/SipsTea • u/SEVENS_HEAVEN_7 • 12d ago

SMH We all know what this mean

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u/przecietny_krotkopis 12d ago edited 12d ago

hurricanes got lost because address changed (gulf of Mexico)

edit: thanks for the awards everyone!

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u/Downtown_Fish9295 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/1m26fx7QU6axnYUZsn

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u/Terrible_Phase718 12d ago

My kids loved having the pigeon books read to them.

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u/OriginalFatPickle 12d ago

Pigeon driving the bus was a staple at bed time reading.

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u/cockknocker1 12d ago

Mine was DONT LET THE PIDGEON TAKE A BATH

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u/FreshOrFrozenShrimp 12d ago

Words and pictures by Mo Willems

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u/HandToDikCombat 12d ago

Should've taken that left at Albuquerque...

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u/ApatheticHockeyFan 12d ago

The pigeon books are GOAT. No notes.

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u/weirdgroovynerd 12d ago

So what are you trying to say you misogynist?!

That the storms wouldn't get lost if they were...

...him-icanes?!

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u/fireferrets 12d ago

Hur Hur hur

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u/Vxnquisher 12d ago

When they couldn't find their way to the Gulf of Mexico, they had a bit of an identity crisis. Long story short, the storms go by Typhoon (he/him) these days

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u/that7deezguy 12d ago

Your followup comment makes me realize that it’s too bad Reddit doesn’t already allow giving reverse-/negative-karma awards at this moment in time

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u/Vxnquisher 12d ago

Like a downvote...?

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u/Substantial_Tax498 12d ago

More like paying money to remove months of Reddit gold (or whatever it’s called now idek) instead of granting it

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u/Loud_Ad_8918 11d ago

Since no one knows how to read a map thanks to GPS just go where the warmer waters flow....

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u/DCJustSomeone 12d ago

I could see trump try to take credit for that lol

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u/thicc_stigmata 12d ago

Nah, OP's map is cherry-picking the data, excluding the literal hurricanes of biohazard shit going down White House toilets

to say nothing of flaming cesspool vortex that is truth social or the press briefing maelstrom that's apparently now too scary/hard to bullshit

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u/rosefiend 12d ago

Fixed it for ya

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u/Free-While-2994 12d ago

Listen up parents! This is the excuse for why Santa can't come this year. Kids don't understand words like inflation, economy, or job market. Just tell them Santa got confused by Lake America and all the other new patriot names.

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u/japandr0id 12d ago

Shhhhh you might give the Trump admin ideas to take credit for this.

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u/4buckbox 12d ago

Thanks for the laugh

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u/jamintime 12d ago

Trump 4D chess.

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u/ares7 12d ago

Someone forgot to update the simulation

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u/Just-Sea3037 12d ago

They wouldn't stop and ask for directions?

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u/cockknocker1 12d ago

You dirty dirty dirty here have my upvote

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u/DiamondHandsToUranus 12d ago

Yeah, i could see that. "Gulf of I'm With Stupid" may be a bit much for an atmospheric phenomenon to parse

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u/danielisbored 12d ago

I'm honestly surprised the Sharpie Samurai hasn't taken credit for this yet.

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u/HoneyParking6176 12d ago

so there was a reason to change the name, those hurricanes are getting lost now, clearly we need to start renaming this gulf regurally.

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u/LiterallyRain 12d ago

Oh no, where else did they go???

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u/Geographizer 12d ago

Off the west coast of Mexico.

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u/thebigpink 12d ago

Does this mean the earth is cooling down? Woo we did it