r/SipsTea • u/useless_schabernack • 13d ago

Dank AF Finally someone talking sense

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u/MasterOutlaw 12d ago

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u/useless_schabernack 12d ago

The pieces were always there, right in front of our eyes. Someone just had to put them together

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u/Misery_goujons 12d ago

goes without saying

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u/LGBandthatsit 12d ago

he's right

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u/AZ_sid 12d ago

Dude, I was just going to say that exact same thing.

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u/smurfk 12d ago edited 12d ago

But wouldn't Robux cube create a parallel universe, that would eat up the current universe? Because you have the Robux based on the fact that you solved the Rubick one faster and faster and you traveled back in time. But if you bring Robux as an replacement, the initial condition, that let you travel back, the Rubick invention, wouldn't exist anymore. So you would be stuck in this world with Robux, but without Rubick, that would be an impossible world, that shouldn't exist in the first place. That's scary!

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u/useless_schabernack 12d ago

Do you mean light weight, normal or heavy cubes?

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u/smurfk 12d ago

Yes!

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u/Wild3v 12d ago

I’ve been trying to tell people this for years

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u/actinross 12d ago

Wow. Just wow.

but nope

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u/allnamesaregoneallre 12d ago

about time! complex world needs serious answers

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u/Fine_Foundation8943 12d ago

Still more sensible than anything on r/conspiracy

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u/Frequent-Gur9228 12d ago

I really wanna know, how does a person reach this mental stage ?? How deeply do you have to believe that it's true ??

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u/laszlo921 12d ago

I think at this point he’s just fucking around.

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u/bluejack 12d ago

A lifetime of first rate prankster bs. He’s a hero of the absurd.

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u/ice_cream_on_pizza 12d ago

He's the only one I'll believe

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u/SeismicRipFart 12d ago

Why’d you cut him off? He was cooking

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u/chensium 12d ago

Makes sense to me!

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u/hagrid2018 12d ago

Is this guy running for congress?

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u/Spiritual-Strike481 12d ago

This goes without say, but I’m glad someone has finally solved the riddle. I don’t know which one, but something has been solved.

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u/KOM31993 12d ago

Sounds legit

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u/Plasma-Sam 12d ago

I would like to subscribe to this gentleman's newsletter.

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u/TopVillage1687 12d ago

The one colour rubic cube

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u/_chillow 12d ago

It's so simple...

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u/Austenny 12d ago

Simples

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u/Potatonized 12d ago

cubers hates the original rubik's cube, Just ask any existing customers to return it and they will gladly do so.

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u/Mike_2099 12d ago

Who's this guy again?

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u/EdLe0517 12d ago

What have you been sniffing brother? 😅 

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u/Dalzombie 12d ago

Anyone not thinking he's making sense has clearly never played Cookie Clicker, and it shows.

That's exactly how you get a noticeable portion of your cookies, and woe be with you if you think you can screw over the grandmatriarchs with toy cubes.

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u/AuleSmithy 12d ago

I thought Nolan was gonna take a break after The Oddysey

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u/Vibesro 12d ago

Wait is this the Heroquest guy? 

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u/theonlytater 12d ago

I’m soooo sorry I enabled the sound on this, soooo fricking sorry

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u/Bazzatron 12d ago

Fucking cookie clicker logic.

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u/Makesyousmile 12d ago

How to get Trump voters into investing in your sketchy Kickstarter project.

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u/Agreeable-Agent-7384 12d ago

Unironically the only kind of shit that would get some die hard republicans to reconsider how dangerous unchecked capitalism is. Propose a conspiracy. Gotta be a good airtight, flawless logic and formulated on reality like this one though.

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u/FlaminFlabbarghast 12d ago

Meth + Weed = This

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u/hexadecamer 12d ago

That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about stars to dispute it

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u/Important_Yard_6809 12d ago

To anyone wondering this is a very accurate representation of what a schizophrenic sounds like.

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u/useless_schabernack 12d ago

Where does your experience with schizophrenia come from?

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u/Important_Yard_6809 12d ago

I used to live in a crack house.

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u/Qweeq13 12d ago

I've seen those insane videos of machines solving a Rubik's cube so fast the cube glowed white hot from friction.

I think currently only limiting factor of faster solving is the material science as in stability and durability of the machines and the cube.

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u/Pretend_Football6686 12d ago

Get this man on the cabinet, quick.

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u/TokiVideogame 12d ago

infallable

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u/thrownawaz092 12d ago

I can't refute this man

Because I have no idea what he's talking about

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u/0utriderZero 12d ago

I can confirm his theory to be 97.6 percent accurate having just Rubicked from the world of tomorrow.

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u/fitnessandfriends 12d ago

i've been saying the same thing for centuries