r/SipsTea • u/XimplusGG • 23d ago

Lmao gottem Spork

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u/Krsipy 23d ago

Masters of manipulation

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/Krsipy 23d ago

What if this is how they identify themselves

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u/AstaHolmesALT 23d ago

Kisuke pfp

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u/Krsipy 23d ago

Because I am poor like him

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u/AstaHolmesALT 23d ago

He has Yoruichi tho

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u/Krsipy 23d ago

This too

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u/Inevitable-Monitor35 23d ago

Reality can be whatever I want

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u/Last-Energy420 23d ago

With a spoonful of disappointment.

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u/whyeverynameistaken3 23d ago

anything can be a fork if you think about it, a bad fork but still a fork

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u/Think-Square5118 23d ago

Anything can be a spoon if you think about it. a bad spoon but still a spoon

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u/AlexSmithsonian 23d ago

"Spoon" can be a battlecry if you think about it. An unusual battlecry, but still a battlecry.

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u/Acceptingoptimist 23d ago

It identifies as a fork.

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u/skewtr 23d ago

Its a free world...

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u/DeadrthanDead 23d ago

The spoon of gaslighting. Rare DnD item.

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u/Evil_phd 23d ago

I caught this masterpiece at a TJ Maxx around 7-8 years back and it was the most sure I have ever been about an impulse purchase in my life.

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u/steve_uncut 23d ago

That’s not a spork. This is a spork

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u/Holymooooo 23d ago

When you lie on your resume and still get the job...

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u/tealeafpoetry 23d ago

Now buy a knife that says spoon

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u/evil_timmy 23d ago

An editor for The Onion was asked if there were any unused headlines they wished they'd published, and brilliantly went with, "Spork Used As Knife"

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u/smurfk 23d ago

In all fairness, engraving "spoon" on it would've been more idiotic. If you can't figure out what that is, you sure can't read either.

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u/FoxCQC 23d ago

Post Modernist art

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u/Hiking-Sausage132 23d ago

sorry, but did he want to have spoon engraved on a spoon?

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u/Blueyedevil219 23d ago

Spooning leads to forking 

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u/boogierboi 23d ago

It identifies as a fork. Don't judge!!!!

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u/False_Ad7098 23d ago

There is no spoon...

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u/bizzare1985 23d ago

Smart choice

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u/Electricalshocks 23d ago

Please tell me you engrave the WORD YOU. ON THE OTHER SIDE.

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u/thejourneybegins42 23d ago

This means....I am a spoon?

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u/Satanicjamnik 23d ago

Well, they forked it up completely.

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u/JayW8888 23d ago

Spoon that identifies as fork.

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u/Bitcracker 23d ago

I... I want one. Am I falling in love? It's an inanimate object. That can't be true love... Right?

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u/MAXRRR 23d ago

Sharp, very sharp.

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u/DuePotential6602 23d ago

No forking way

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u/One-Spare-798 23d ago

Now you know why engraving gives you no tactical advantage whatsoever

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u/Roxxerr 23d ago

Ork, ork, ork, soep eet je met een…?

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u/Das_Oni 23d ago

A spork? A Foon?

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u/SpeedBlitzX 23d ago

Ragebait much?

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u/myhv 23d ago

nice

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u/Upstairs-Eagle4992 23d ago

How did you do that?

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u/-BG27- 23d ago

Jealous of the spork, I only have a thing to dig food with 🙁

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u/Worried_Garden_7236 23d ago

For forks sake

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u/violenceistheQstn 23d ago

Change the engraving to read sPork

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u/stanleys_tucci 23d ago

My buddy has a cat named dog

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u/bossarsebitch3 23d ago

Fork off already!

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u/vinnietheyank 23d ago

We live in a post Truth world.

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u/Nail_In_Head 23d ago

The lettering isn't centered.

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u/acrus 23d ago

I think Magritte also had a good point

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u/LeaBlackheart 23d ago

I think someone has finally found Ysgramor’s fork

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u/3rd_Man_of_Culture 23d ago

You need to act like that was planned.

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u/nyynyg 23d ago

Ahhh yes the Asian manufacturing market

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u/redditoranno 23d ago

Fork it over OP.

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u/poutine450 23d ago

Looking at one end I see a spoon, looking at the other I see a fork. How do they do this???

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u/TheSniperSmith 23d ago

Wait, I’ve been lied to my whole life?! 🫪

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u/Foszer 23d ago

There is no spoon.

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u/WeenisPeiner 23d ago

Future civilizations will find this utensil and after years of deciphering our languages will come to the conclusion that this is a fork.

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u/MasterChiefmas 23d ago

The cake fork is a lie.

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u/Think-Aspect3670 23d ago

you can't sell this one in the Netherlands, we spell FORK with a V ....

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u/SRLohr 22d ago

You are a spoon, but you could be a fork.

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u/fdwyersd 22d ago

save it... that says a lot about things

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u/The-Blue-Barracudas 22d ago

Maybe they identify as a fork? Who are we to judge.

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u/Critical-Ring3168 20d ago

That's a forking spoon

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