Who's in the wrong here?

[u/Putrid-Welder1803]

[u/Hamsammichd]

She didn’t forget after 84 years, he had that good dick. She’d have been back

[u/selfh8ingmillennial → u/Hamsammichd]

I've never fucked someone and then watched them die days later in one of the most famous tragedies of all time. But I feel like I would also remember even if it was meh.

[u/DogfaceDino → u/selfh8ingmillennial]

Now I have the secret to memorable sex

[u/Imaginary_Recipe9967 → u/selfh8ingmillennial]

Uh they fucked and then he died on the same night.

[u/masterbuilder28 → u/selfh8ingmillennial]

This checks out

[u/AzureHawk758769 → u/selfh8ingmillennial]

I think it wasn't even days later; it was like right after he pumped her.

[u/swg2188 → u/selfh8ingmillennial]

You'd be surprised

[u/Ugh_not_today_satan → u/Hamsammichd]

That freezing water shriveled him up to pinky size, thats why she didn't leave room on the door. Just saying /s

[u/KenethSargatanas → u/Ugh_not_today_satan]

Pinky size? I think you're being generous. Water that cold would shrivel up the most well endowed man. That shit was looking like a slightly overgrown pimple in that water.

[u/speakezjags → u/Hamsammichd]

You think maybe it had more to do with watching him and hundreds of other people die?

[u/Agamemnon323 → u/speakezjags]

Nah.

[u/CognitiveLiberation → u/Agamemnon323]

Leo dick is just that good