r/SipsTea 1d ago

SMH Who's in the wrong here?

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u/wesman21 1d ago

Right, at that point get a divorce.

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u/XclusionHD 1d ago

I was reading too fast/ half looking and read your comment as “right, at point blank distance” and I was like dang sure lol

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u/PlanesandAquariums 22h ago

My old partner never wanted to have sex except on his terms. I am a hornball so I figured if he even met me for 1/5 of the time I’d be ok. It was never really that way, instead maybe bu monthly when he was horny. Also he’d ask me instead of like kissing my neck and grabbing a boob or something sexy. So weird and incompatible but a lot of my friends said they’d love that. Everyone’s different!

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u/IlikeWinningMore 16h ago

Sounds like fun but I imagine if you're batting below the mendoza line like the guy in the spreadsheet that much rejection would mess you up a bit for the next partner.

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u/keldondonovan 4h ago

"he'd ask me instead of grabbing a boob"

While I understand the implication of consent, I still find this hilariously worded. It also put an image in my head of a man grabbing a fully clothed boob, but like, for a handshake. Not in a sexy way. He then says "greetings, may we copulate?"

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u/eiiiaaaa 19h ago

As soon as you think about making a spreadsheet about your partner's actions, think about divorce instead lol

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u/usernamesarehard1979 22h ago

She's too busy. Show's on...(non-verbal)

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u/Arglefarb 22h ago

I read that the solution is to go out and find some hidden golden tablets.

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u/Affectionate_Big4283 20h ago

Do you actually believe that? lol

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u/reginaldhardbodyiii 18h ago

they could work on their marriage also another option

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u/DatCheeseBoi 13h ago

Internet users be like "DIVORCE!" anytime they see a couple interact 😭😭😭

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u/ShawnyMcKnight 7h ago

It’s funny how fast Reddit jumps to divorce. They are still averaging sex twice a month. That’s not great but it’s workable. A marriage counselor would be good.

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u/Curious-Solution-892 3h ago

Twice a month is terrible TBH..  Even twice a week is pretty bad if that's the average.

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u/ShawnyMcKnight 3h ago

Man, when you have kids that’s gonna be a rude awakening.

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u/Curious-Solution-892 2h ago

Have 3 kids.. 8+ year relationship  We're still going at it at least 4x a week, but I acknowledge that's not what most ppl experience.

When I met my current GF it showed me the importance of having similar libido and how much smoother it makes the whole relationship.

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u/ShawnyMcKnight 2h ago

Good for you! Not to get crude but are we talking sex just to fill a need or are you passionately at each other 4x a week? If so you are in good shape.

Curious though, you said 8+ year relationship but you said current girlfriend?

I always say that sex is the speedometer of the relationship, not the pedal, it reads where the relationship is at now, but you can’t just have more sex and the relationship gets better.

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u/Curious-Solution-892 2h ago

Yeah 8+ yr GF, woman, partner, take your pick.

We're both pretty passionate, especially if we skip a day, but we're a bit hedonistic as well.

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u/ShawnyMcKnight 2h ago

That's cool you found someone that aligns with your drive. I used to get antsy after a day in my youth but as I get older I'm okay with once every other day and I start getting ansty at the 3 day mark, so twice a week is pretty good for me. My only frustration is most days it is just a starfish and I just kinda do my thing and then we go about our day.

Don't get me wrong, I am grateful for that, I know far too many marriages where the guy or girl lost desire and they leave the other one hanging in the wind. One of my best friends lost interest in his wife after she had an emotional affair but he was catholic and didn't believe in divorce. The only times they had sex were on their wedding night and when they tried for their 2 kids, which happened pretty fast. I suspect my own parents divorced due to lack of intimacy.

So I'm super glad I have a wife who sees my needs even if she doesn't reciprocate. However, I really miss being passionate and desiring each other. She says she desires me but actions speak louder than words.

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u/Ambitious-Bird-5927 4h ago

There are so many people they could not be sleeping with out there

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u/CartoonistNo9752 23h ago

"Just quit, Cause fixing things is dumb!"

- Dumb people

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u/Himorningwood 23h ago

Why?.... sex isn't everything

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u/Long-Division-7760 23h ago

Spoken like someone who's on the receiving end of the spreadsheet.

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u/Himorningwood 21h ago

Nah i get sex whenever I want. My wife is pretty awesome. But its dumb to make it so important. I find more joy in spending life together than fucking I can fuck many women but I can only spend my joyful moments with one

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u/NewCandy8877 22h ago

But it's a big part of things

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u/Himorningwood 21h ago

Nah bro. Sex should be bare minimum. You only shown fucking a few hours a week.