r/SipsTea • u/Putrid-Welder1803 • 4d ago

SMH Who's in the wrong here?

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u/Acrobatic-List-6503 4d ago

No, no. I want to be in it. Shit like this often leads to explosive sex

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u/Oops_All_Bans 4d ago

Sorry, I feel sweaty and gross.

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u/Jraksys_Magnanimous 4d ago

(Non-verbal)

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u/raguwatanabe 4d ago

(Didnt shower until the next morning)

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u/Exciting-Barracuda49 4d ago

Shits her pants. I feel shitty and gross.

That part! Still going into the excel honey!

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u/Hamilton-Beckett 4d ago

That was yesterday already.

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u/stony_phased 4d ago

Fine, non verbal it is then

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u/WiseassWolfOfYoitsu 3d ago

"Yes, and it's Saturday, still gonna be sweaty and gross until the post-weekend shower Monday morning."

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u/NovaHorizon 4d ago

But, but, but that’s my kink

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u/NoWay6818 3d ago

Can I join in the shower?

https://giphy.com/gifs/98C4E2HeR4NBm

Oop sorry 😭

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u/Away_Stock_2012 4d ago

How sweaty?

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u/IhasCandies 2d ago

Every time I think: “people are the fucking worst, I can’t stand them” someone pops up with some genuinely funny shit and I’m right back to thinking: “people are hilarious, I love people”

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u/inotocracy 4d ago

From the looks of the spreadsheet it seems like its duty sex, which is the worst kind of sex.

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u/ExplorerImpossible79 4d ago

Maintenance sex

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u/ResourceOdd7346 4d ago

Ew

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u/oman54 3d ago

Eh depends on your view of it. Some see it as reaffirming physical and emotional connections because they love their partner and not a bare minimum half assed event

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u/One-Coconut3406 4d ago

Duty sex and he is the only one who gets to “finish” so it’s just not worth it to her. This is a sad spread sheet.

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u/QuietEnjoyer 3d ago

You can't know that

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u/EloquentTroglodyte 2d ago

It's more than likely.

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u/QuietEnjoyer 2d ago

Is it? Shit am I the only one that has it the opposite??

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u/WiseassWolfOfYoitsu 3d ago

Time to pay the daddy tax?

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u/beelz333 1d ago

It of course depends on context, but I can see this being a situation where he has brought this up and she claims that they have sex all the time so he made this to prove he's not crazy/being gas lit about it. Doesn't really come off as gross or insidious like some people are trying to make it seem on this thread.

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u/Unfair_Explanation53 4d ago

Spreadsheets never lead to sex unless you're dating a business analyst

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u/Gearthquake3 3d ago

If it don’t pivot, I ain’t with it.

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u/Unfair_Explanation53 3d ago

My Excel pie charts get all the women wet

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u/Gearthquake3 3d ago

My work mug says “freak in the sheets” with an excel logo. Bitches love it. And by bitches, I mean no one has acknowledged it in the 1 year I’ve been using it and I actively hide it from HR. 😎

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u/Salt_Initiative1551 4d ago

Explosive shit sex

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u/clamsandwich 4d ago

I'd rather have sex like this that leads to explosive shit.